Answer this....

[namah]

1. How many times have you truly had your heart broken? How many hearts have you broke?
# Thrice was it broken and thrice did I break


2. Do you believe that when you are in a relationship, that flirting is healthy?
# It depends more on what we as a couple think on flirting coz a relationship is made of 2 (or more ) ppl.

3. What do you think your av says about you?
# Mysteriously seeking

4. How would you describe your sex life in the past 6 months using a movie title?
# Mission Impossible

5. If you were forced to choose one thing more important in life than love , what would you pick?
# Myself... I am more imp to me then all else coz if there is no me then everything relative to me fades away.

6. If you had to name the one thing that should turn you on in bed but just never does , what would it be?

7. What household chore do you actually enjoy doing?
# Cleaning my room

8. Give a link here to a website you visit a lot besides lit
# ASSTR

9. What is your favorite fruit?
# Mango

10. We asked what you think the opposite sex notices about you first…now how about what do you think the opposite sex notices in your lover/crush first?
# Her Smile

11. If you were to be the opposite sex for one day what would you do?
# Experience the joys of multiple orgasms

12. If there was a lit get together with people on this thread would you go, assuming it was a location you could drive to.
# Of course i wud!!!

13. Have you ever masterbated to pictures on the amateur pic thread?
# YEs I have and not once but many times.

14. Are you handy around the house? Can you fix/build things?
# Yup I am a regular handyman...

15. What is your favorite flavor Popsicle?
# Orange lolly

16. When is your birthday?
# May 13th

17. Can you cum without touching yourself, by fantasizing alone?
# Nope... Never. never ever had a wet dream too

18. If two people from lit made a porn, which two would you like to see? (not including yourself)
# Yup for sure... why even ask

19. Are you superstitious? Of what?
# Not much at all. But do pray once in a day

20. If you HAD to sleep someone you despise in exchange for one thing, what would it be?
# Dunno, never done that or thought of that... maybe will use the favor as a rain check

 

[namah]

1. If all of your ex’s gathered in a room what would they agree was the best thing about you? How about the worst?
# Best - Encouraged all the be their best, whether I was around or not.
Worst - Bad Temper

2. If your lover/crush posted pictures in the amateur pic thread would it bother you? Would there be certain things you wouldn’t want them to show? If you had a thread and they told you that they were uncomfortable with it would you stop posting to it?
# I wudnt be uncomfey with her posting but if she uncomfey with me doing so I'd stop...

3. Men what sex toy would it turn you on most seeing your lover use on themselves? Women same question.
# Seeing her masturbate with a dildo would do me in itself

4. Steak or Chicken?
# Steak

5. Do you like to take naps? If taking a nap with your lover/crush how to imagine you would both be positioned?
# Spoon rulez

6. Do you like hands used during oral sex? Do you use them when giving it?
# Yup, my motto is use all possible appendages to please

7. What does your desktop (screen wallpaper) look like right now? Feel free to post a picture of it.
# My AV

8. If you could dress your lover up in a Halloween costume what would it be?
# Whatever she likes, I'm game for it.

9. Name one person on lit besides your lover/crush that you admire.
# Too many to name... Cookie is one... Angel is another

10. Are you scared to fly? On trips do you prefer to drive or fly?
# nope me loves to soar

11. When riding in a car with your lover/crush who would drive most often?
# I wud coz she dont like drivin

12. If you could be forgiven for one thing in your life, what would it be?
# My being a lazy ass

13. Would you rather have a partner that was jealous or extremely laid back?
# Jealous and fiesty

14. If you could change the ending of one movie you have seen what would it be?
# I prefer happy endings so sad movies shud've had happy endings

15. If you had to name one thing a mate could do to assure that you would leave them forever what would it be?
# Just love me like i'd love her

16. If you could put a new tattoo on someone you know, who would you pick, what would it be and where would you put it?
# Not into tattoos at all but if it were so then on my gf arm maybe an amulet kinds

17. If your house were haunted by the ghost of one famous person from history who would you wish it to be?
# Helen of Troy!!!

18. If you could gain or lose weight in any one part of your body, where would it be?
# Lose weight on me tummy...make those flabs into abs

19. If you had to name the grossest thing you have ever put in your mouth what would it be?
# A mozzie flying entered my mouth on a wintery cold day when i had a cold and cudnt breathe thru my nostrils

20. Have you ever used whipped cream in bed? If yes how? Would you do it again?
# Whipped cream on her pink titties and all over her tummy and I went a lickin the yummy

 

[naughtygirl]

Re: OK, here's some

Random set for me...

OK, so this is my first time at writing some of these... Its hard to come up with them!

1. Do you put spare change in the charity buckets or your pocket? *both

2. PC or Mac? *PC

3. What do you listen to while driving? *radio -- switching between rock, alternative and hip hop stations...CDs if driving long distances

4. Leather, denim or lace? *denim

5. What's your favorite thing to do on your day off? *hang out with friends, or on Lit, watch movies, be bop around town

6. If you could travel anywhere, where is first on your list? *Ireland or Italy -- toss up

7. How many piercings do you have (and where?) 2 now...just my ears

8. Is cybering or phone sex cheating? if you are committed to someone then yes, I believe it is

9. Are you in love right now? YES!!!!!!!! very much so

10. Does your Lit crush know how you feel about them? yes, i can't stop myself from telling him how I feel

 

[tonyzee23]

More questions:

1) If you could give yourself oral sex, would you? Would you cum in your own mouth?

no, and no, i prefer a woman's touch

2) What is the most unusual item you have used for masturbation purposes?

umm, condom i think

3) If you were giving oral sex to someone, how would you feel if they put their hands on your head and tried to control the pace more?

it's kewl, can't help what you do when you get good oral now can ya?

4) What is your opinion of gay pride parades?

it's a little old now.

5) What song would you use to describe your last sexual partner?

shook me all nite long, Ac/Dc

6) Would you find it disconcerting if your pet watched you while having sex?

no, our cats do that all the time

7) When is your usual bedtime and wakeup time?

11pm/7:30am weekdays

8) Guys: If you could have any length penis, how long would you want yours to be?
Women: If you could have any breast size, what would it be?

another inch or two wouldn't hurt, not like she can swallow it all now at it's usual size.

9) Which accent do you find sexiest? Which accent do you find irritating?

english, french (if she's got a barret), spanish,russian, swedish all hot, irritating is when they say no in any accent.

10) If you were sunbathing naked at a nude beach and another naked beachgoer asked if they could take a picture of you, would you let them?

female sure, male um why not. lol

11) Your partner tells you to close your eyes. You do. Next thing you know, you're receiving some of the most incredible oral sex of your life. You are *this* close to having an awesome orgasm when you open your eyes for a second and see that it's not your partner going down on you, but a friend of theirs who is the same gender as you. Would you stop them?

it would never happen, she knows better, but for the sake of the question, better to cum then not cum, but like i could cum after that

12) If you caught an attractive co-worker of the opposite gender masturbating someplace private at work, what would you do?

ask if they need help,and do better when jason biggs did in American Pie

13) What is the most alcohol you've drank in a day/night?

lol, was the last time i got m heart broken, lucky i'm alive, had over 24 beers, 2 bottles of wine, 2 screw drivers (self made 80/20 vodka ration) had half a bottle of scotch, and think i even had some schnapps, and then i passed out and threw it all back up.. twice..

14) If you were stranded on a desert island with an inflatable doll of the opposite gender (obviously to be used as a sex toy), do you think you would use it?

why not? did i get stranged with some porn to watch too?

15) Rank the following positions you would want to be in when receiving oral sex from most appealing to least appealing:

1)--Standing up with your legs slightly separated
5)(but that's more of a face fuck)--On all fours
4)--Lying on your back
2)--On your knees
3)--Sitting in a chair


16) Think up a clever name for a Literotica get-together.

fan-fucking-task-lit
sucks, i don't care

17) Who is the most attractive cartoon character you've ever seen?

jessica rabbit

18) What scent(s) turns you on the most?

vanilla, lol misread that the first time

19) Who was your biggest high school crush? Did you ever tell them?

girl from my english class, damn was she hot, nope would have if i saw her again, did see her once but was drunk and couldn't remember where i knew her from. lol

20) Amber and I have posted the most questions on this thread with respect to our same-gendered counterparts. So this is going to be a selfish question.
Guys: Describe the ideal picture you would like Amber to take and post.
Gals: Describe the ideal picture you would like me to take and post.
(not saying it will happen... just wondering what people would like to see if they had a choice)

on her knees in front of me, how's that? lol
serious, she's doing a great job with what she's posting, that lil tease..lol

 

[Pseudomoniker]

More questions:

1) If you could give yourself oral sex, would you? Would you cum in your own mouth?

**Yes, maybe.

2) What is the most unusual item you have used for masturbation purposes?

**A pillow.

3) If you were giving oral sex to someone, how would you feel if they put their hands on your head and tried to control the pace more?

**Love it.

4) What is your opinion of gay pride parades?

**Stupid assholes. If you want to shove your sexuality in my face, you will earn my emnity. Keep it in the bedroom.

5) What song would you use to describe your last sexual partner?

**FootLOOSE.

6) Would you find it disconcerting if your pet watched you while having sex?

**A little bit, so I'd probably throw a shoe at them.

7) When is your usual bedtime and wakeup time?

**Bedtime: around 11 to midnite. Wakeup: 7:30ish

8) Guys: If you could have any length penis, how long would you want yours to be?
**8 to 9 inches would be nice.
Women: If you could have any breast size, what would it be?

9) Which accent do you find sexiest? Which accent do you find irritating?

**Love australian accents. NY accents drive me loony. But nothing makes me laugh harder than someone with a southern accent using profanity. It's such a conflict of sounds.

10) If you were sunbathing naked at a nude beach and another naked beachgoer asked if they could take a picture of you, would you let them?

**Nope.

11) Your partner tells you to close your eyes. You do. Next thing you know, you're receiving some of the most incredible oral sex of your life. You are *this* close to having an awesome orgasm when you open your eyes for a second and see that it's not your partner going down on you, but a friend of theirs who is the same gender as you. Would you stop them?

**If I'm *that* close, I wouldn't stop the last couple of seconds. But I would be pretty pissed off right after.

12) If you caught an attractive co-worker of the opposite gender masturbating someplace private at work, what would you do?

**Tell her if she didn't want me to tell, she should do me a 'favor'.

13) What is the most alcohol you've drank in a day/night?

**Either 2 bottles of wine in about 3 hours, or 16 shots worth of vodka in 2 hours. I made some evil screwdrivers back in college. Both times did not have happy endings.

14) If you were stranded on a desert island with an inflatable doll of the opposite gender (obviously to be used as a sex toy), do you think you would use it?

**Why not...nobody's gonna see me.

15) Rank the following positions you would want to be in when receiving oral sex from most appealing to least appealing:

2--Standing up with your legs slightly separated
3--On all fours
4--Lying on your back
1--On your knees
5--Sitting in a chair

16) Think up a clever name for a Literotica get-together.

**The Catholic Church Revival Group. Boy would some people get a surprise when they entered our rented room.

17) Who is the most attractive cartoon character you've ever seen?

**The chick in the last animated sketch in "Heavy Metal"... the 80's movie.

18) What scent(s) turns you on the most?

**There's a certain perfume which smells to me like cotton candy, and chocolate is good too. Plus the 'natural' scent of a woman you know where.

19) Who was your biggest high school crush? Did you ever tell them?

**There was this transfer student who played the french horn in our band class. She was a blonde named Shannon and had killer blue eyes. Talked to her once the entire time we were in high school....I was so ridiculously shy. She never knew.

20) Amber and I have posted the most questions on this thread with respect to our same-gendered counterparts. So this is going to be a selfish question.
Guys: Describe the ideal picture you would like Amber to take and post.

**Her usual AV, sans panties. But just enough shadow to hide the details.

Gals: Describe the ideal picture you would like me to take and post.
(not saying it will happen... just wondering what people would like to see if they had a choice)

 

[SexyChele]

1. How many times have you truly had your heart broken? How many hearts have you broke?

Mine = once
Others = twice

2. Do you believe that when you are in a relationship, that flirting is healthy?

I'm not much of a flirt, but it wouldn't bother me if my partner did.

3. What do you think your av says about you?

Hadn't thought much about this, but I would hope it reflects calm and reflective thought.

4. How would you describe your sex life in the past 6 months using a movie title?

"Good, Bad and the Ugly"

5. If you were forced to choose one thing more important in life than love , what would you pick?

Good health

6. If you had to name the one thing that should turn you on in bed but just never does , what would it be?

The use of ice - can't stand cold in any way

7. What household chore do you actually enjoy doing?

Doing the dishes without benefit of a dishwasher

8. Give a link here to a website you visit a lot besides lit

Sorry, but it's private and by invite only

9. What is your favorite fruit?

Mangos

10. We asked what you think the opposite sex notices about you first…now how about what do you think the opposite sex notices in your lover/crush first?

I would say his smile

11. If you were to be the opposite sex for one day what would you do?

Probably jack off, and spend the remaining 23 1/2 hours waiting to go back to being a woman. I like being a woman...

12. If there was a lit get together with people on this thread would you go, assuming it was a location you could drive to.

Yes, I would. I think it would be interesting.

[B}13. Have you ever masterbated to pictures on the amateur pic thread?[/B]

Strangely, no I haven't - and there are a lot of great pics there!

14. Are you handy around the house? Can you fix/build things?

Yes, it's one of the things my father made certain I knew how to do.

15. What is your favorite flavor Popsicle?

Whatever the red ones are

16. When is your birthday?

May 11

17. Can you cum without touching yourself, by fantasizing alone?

Nope

18. If two people from lit made a porn, which two would you like to see? (not including yourself)

Don't know enough people to say - but I would be interested in watching a porn with 2 people from Lit in it!

19. Are you superstitious? Of what?

No, I'm not

20. If you HAD to sleep someone you despise in exchange for one thing, what would it be?

Don't believe I could do that.

 

[Pseudomoniker]

*bump*

 

[Freya]

 

[Bug Eyed Monster]

Re: Freya's 1st try

Originally posted by Freya2
1) Males: if in a 3 some with a female and another male would you touch or be touched by that man and to what extent? Females: same question but with another female?
Have gone as far as kissing guy on cheek during naked truth or dare. Might go farther with the right person.

2) Have you ever had or given a golden shower?
Not from someone else, have gotten myself however.

3) Men: would you allow a woman to fuck you with a strap on? Women: would you fuck a man with one?
Yes

4) Which sports star would you like to have sex with?
Mia Hamn (The only other female sports start that came to mind was Chyna and I couldn't stand her voice.)

5) What's your theme song?
Cheers or Friends

6) Favourite sexual position? Why?
Doggy, regular can feel like anal. Also love lady on top as it lets her be in control.

7) What's one sexual thing you have never done that you want to try?
3-some two women

8) Ladies: ever squirted? Men: ever made a woman squirt and does it turn you on?
Nope, but it would turn me on.

9) What's the biggest age difference between you and a person you have had sex with?
26+ years

10) Would you have sex with someone without kissing?
Yes

11) Women: Do wear makeup? Lots or a little? Men: Do you prefer a woman with makeup or without?
Little, like the natural beauty.

12) Fancy restaurant, black tie function, or quiet picnic on a blanket in a park?
Picnic

13) Do you like to hold hands when you are walking with your lover?
Yes

14) Most romantic spot to make love?
Anywhere

 

[Bug Eyed Monster]

Originally posted by SexyAmber
1. Would you masterbate for your lover/crush? Would you like to watch them masterbate? With the given that absolutely no touching would occur between you
Have done, love to do it, no touching, I could live with if necessary.

2. What is one quote that you were always told when you were a child that you try to apply to your life today?
Do unto others as you would have the do unto you.

3. Honestly and realistically how often do you think about sex?
Daily multiple times.

4. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
20 or 21

5. What snack do you usually eat while on lit?
Pretzels or nothing

6. What is your fantasy car?
An RV to drive around and meet lit people in R/L

7. How would your ex lovers describe you in three words?
Kind. Confident Kinky

8. What physical characteristic do you first notice in the opposite sex?
Depends what I see first and what is best. Typically not eyes, but Breasts, ass, legs are probably first.

9. Are you romantic?
Yes

10. Have you ever engaged in a orgy? Would you?
No, Yes

11. Did you ever stay in a relationship because the sex was good?
No

12. If you were to sleep with your lit crush do you think that in reality it would be better or worse than the fantasy itself?
Different. It would not go exactly as the fantasy, but hopefully parts would be better.

13. Do you cyber? How often?
Yes, when I can.

14. Have you ever been in jail? For what?
In Monopoly yes, otherwise just visiting.

15. If you could SEXUALLY with no strings attached (not love) be with one person on lit who would it be? (First letter of their user name only)
K because 1 has strings

16. Is there someone on lit you are trying to seduce now? Is it working?
Nope

17. Watch or be watched?
Watch, but am willing to be watched.

18. Sex in public places?
Maybe

19. If fear wasnt a factor for you, what would you try for the first time?
New Job, Divorce, Showing up on some peoples doors.

20. Place in order of importance > first being the most important> Love, sex, money, career, friends, family
Friends, Love, sex, family, money, career.

21. If you could watch two people on lit kiss each other (besides yourself) who would you want to watch?
KAHN-E and AIM-E

 

[hockeymandan]

1. Complete this sentence.

I have more ways to relax than anyone else.



2. What are you drinking right now? nada

3. What are you wearing right now? dress pants, black sweater, necklace, black shoes, black socks

4. Do you feel you are appealing to the opposite sex? If so what is most appealing about you? I'm honestly not sure right now. But I've been told my eyes and my abs are my best features.

5. Your favorite actor and actress? ed norton and julia roberts

6. What do you normally say when you cum? i'm fairly quiet usually

7. Complete this sentence..
I will never win a contest for my singing ability.

8. What is your favorite dessert? chocolate cake with ice cream, chocolate syrup, whip cream, and a naked woman

9. Is there any sexual technique you have that you always do? not always as in every time with every woman, but always as in i've used it on every woman i've been with. but i like to slide my middle finger inside when i'm going down on a woman, and massage their g spot while i lick/suck/nibble their clit.

10. How many times have you cum in the last 24 hours? 4. unfortunately, all solo.

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[Bug Eyed Monster]

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[redelicious]

Ok, this was stolen from a thread on a board that was stolen from another thread on another board...so I guess it's ok if I put it here, huh???? *grin*

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv

And my results?????


Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

 

[tonyzee23]

Ok, this was stolen from a thread on a board that was stolen from another thread on another board...so I guess it's ok if I put it here, huh???? *grin*

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv

And my results?????

Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

 

[bubman]

1) If you could give yourself oral sex, would you? Would you cum in your own mouth? --- yes and yes

2) What is the most unusual item you have used for masturbation purposes? ------ well the most unusual thing i used was not on me but on my g/f, corn on the cob

3) If you were giving oral sex to someone, how would you feel if they put their hands on your head and tried to control the pace more? ......... i would and do love for her to do it

4) What is your opinion of gay pride parades?
........... lets all just have fun
5) What song would you use to describe your last sexual partner? ... "i just want to get next to you "........ rose royce

6) Would you find it disconcerting if your pet watched you while having sex? . no he likes to watch

7) When is your usual bedtime and wakeup time? ...... 1am to bed 10am wake up

8) Guys: If you could have any length penis, how long would you want yours to be?
Women: If you could have any breast size, what would it be?
i like what i got thank you !!!! 6n1/2
9) Which accent do you find sexiest? Which accent do you find irritating?....... below the Mason Dixon line is Hot, but i dont care for russian

10) If you were sunbathing naked at a nude beach and another naked beachgoer asked if they could take a picture of you, would you let them?. yes

11) Your partner tells you to close your eyes. You do. Next thing you know, you're receiving some of the most incredible oral sex of your life. You are *this* close to having an awesome orgasm when you open your eyes for a second and see that it's not your partner going down on you, but a friend of theirs who is the same gender as you. Would you stop them?..... tuff one but i think i waould have to stop

12) If you caught an attractive co-worker of the opposite gender masturbating someplace private at work, what would you do?... hide and watch

13) What is the most alcohol you've drank in a day/night? .. who can remember

14) If you were stranded on a desert island with an inflatable doll of the opposite gender (obviously to be used as a sex toy), do you think you would use it?.... hell yes

15) Rank the following positions you would want to be in when receiving oral sex from most appealing to least appealing:

--Standing up with your legs slightly separated
--On all fours 1
--Lying on your back 4
--On your knees 2
--Sitting in a chair 3

16) Think up a clever name for a Literotica get-together...... " the literotica speak easy and monster truck show"

17) Who is the most attractive cartoon character you've ever seen?.. bat girl

18) What scent(s) turns you on the most? . shampoo and wet hair mix

19) Who was your biggest high school crush? Did you ever tell them? ......... no i was ( and am ) the big shy guy..... but her name was Toni

20) Amber and I have posted the most questions on this thread with respect to our same-gendered counterparts. So this is going to be a selfish question.
Guys: Describe the ideal picture you would like Amber to take and post.
Gals: Describe the ideal picture you would like me to take and post.
(not saying it will happen... just wondering what people would like to see if they had a choice)........ well Amber i do love the little school girl look mt self

 

[kikmosa]

DAMN

Disorder Rating
-------------------------------------
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

 

[SexyChele]

Interesting.....

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

 

[SecretScribe]

Hmmmmmm ....

Paranoid: .................... Moderate
Schizoid: ..................... Low
Schizotypal: ................ Moderate
Antisocial: ................... Moderate
Borderline: .................. Moderate
Histrionic: .................... High
Narcissistic: ................. Moderate
Avoidant: ......................High
Dependent: ..................Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

 

[navarre]

Disorder | Rating

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

 

[Pseudomoniker]

Disorder Rating Information
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: High


MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Although I wonder how much of this is due to the obscene amount of chocolate I just had... I'll take it again later when I'm not quite so hopped up.

 

[kikmosa]

Disorder Rating Information
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: High


MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Although I wonder how much of this is due to the obscene amount of chocolate I just had... I'll take it again later when I'm not quite so hopped up.

Wish I could blame mine on chocolate, lol.