Another Thread Bitching About Trolls

[rgraham666]

What's "H" status?
me dummy newbie ask lots questions!

A minimum of 10 votes and minimum average score of 4.5.

 

[Guest]

What's "H" status?
me dummy newbie ask lots questions!

No, just newbie. We've all asked the same ones.

A 4.5 cumulative voting tally on your story will put a red H by your story in the listings - it denotes "Hot."

 

[ABSTRUSE]

No, just newbie. We've all asked the same ones.

A 4.5 cumulative voting tally on your story will put a red H by your story in the listings - it denotes "Hot."

I have an H tattooed on my.....never mind, carry on.

 

[Guest]

I have an H tattooed on my.....never mind, carry on.

Yes.

And it's gorgeous.



(And so's the tattoo.)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Yes.

And it's gorgeous.



(And so's the tattoo.)

Let's run off together, shall we?

 

[Guest]

I have an H tattooed on my.....never mind, carry on.

HEY!!! You told me that was where you were having Helga Bratfurter's initials tatoo'd but then she dumped because....

Sorry. I forgot I wasn't suppused to mention that. My bad.

 

[Guest]

Let's run off together, shall we?

Yum.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

HEY!!! You told me that was where you were having Helga Bratfurter's initials tatoo'd but then she dumped because....

Sorry. I forgot I wasn't suppused to mention that. My bad.

That's it, you're being chained in the yard again, and your water dish will just be out of reach!!!
Bigmouthedreptiliannoseypants.

 

[Guest]

That's it, you're being chained in the yard again, and your water dish will just be out of reach!!!
Bigmouthedreptiliannoseypants.

Just keep a hose handy for the BBQ, Missstinkyfishypanties.

 

[oggbashan]

I have an H tattooed on my.....never mind, carry on.

Medical story reported today: A heart bypass patient has veins removed from the legs to use to repair close to the heart. One of the early bypass patients had a tattoo on his leg reading 'I love women'.

After the operation the leg read 'I love men'. He thought about suing. A local tattoo artist replaced the missing 'wo' for five pounds. The patient thought that his improved quality of life was worth at least that so didn't instruct his lawyers.

Og

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Medical story reported today: A heart bypass patient has veins removed from the legs to use to repair close to the heart. One of the early bypass patients had a tattoo on his leg reading 'I love women'.

After the operation the leg read 'I love men'. He thought about suing. A local tattoo artist replaced the missing 'wo' for five pounds. The patient thought that his improved quality of life was worth at least that so didn't instruct his lawyers.

Og

LOL...fabulous!


Dran: Go to your cave!!! *smacking you on the nose with a newspaper*

 

[Guest]

Medical story reported today: A heart bypass patient has veins removed from the legs to use to repair close to the heart. One of the early bypass patients had a tattoo on his leg reading 'I love women'.

After the operation the leg read 'I love men'. He thought about suing. A local tattoo artist replaced the missing 'wo' for five pounds. The patient thought that his improved quality of life was worth at least that so didn't instruct his lawyers.

Og

Question:

Was the improved quality of life due to the bypass and his heart condition?

Or was it because he was getting laid more often by men rather than by women?

Hmmm.

 

[Guest]

Dran: Go to your cave!!! *smacking you on the nose with a newspaper*

*Squirting a small flame out my left nostril, lighting your paper on fire.*

So you can light your cigar of course. That had better not be the comics. Only part of the paper worth reading anymore.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

*Squirting a small flame out my left nostril, lighting your paper on fire.*

So you can light your cigar of course. That had better not be the comics. Only part of the paper worth reading anymore.

Silly Dragon.

Speaking of Trolls, I got a very nice feedback recently on my Christmas Troll story.

 

[Matthew_Craig]

write better stories and you might get some votes

 

[Guest]

write better stories and you might get some votes

Oh, look! There's a troll now.

 

[Guest]

No, I think it's just CV.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

No, I think it's just CV.

Or his illegitimate son, Half Pint.

 

[Guest]

Or his illegitimate son, Half Pint.

LMAO!

Is he old enough to post?

 

[Guest]

Wow if you take their initials as roman numerals and stuff he'd be going from 105 to 1100 and stuff but Im hoping thats just his size in millemeters and stuff cause if it is I want to try breeding him with my pony and stuff cause she needs it bad

Debbie