DevilBoy79
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Another funny/cute e-mail from my friend Jenn for all of us perverts out here in the world
Who am I?
I'M
ABOUT
8
INCHES
LONG.
*
MY FUNCTIONING
IS
ENJOYED
BY
MEMBERS
OF
BOTH
SEXES.
*
I'M
USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING
LOOSELY,
READY
FOR
INSTANT
ACTION.
*
I BOAST
A CLUMP OF
LITTLE
HAIRY
THINGS
AT
ONE END
AND
SMALL
HOLE AT THE OTHER.
*
IN USE,
I'M
INSERTED,
ALMOST
ALWAYS
WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY,
SOMETIMES
QUICKLY,
INTO A
WARM,
FLESHY, MOIST OPENING.
*
THERE
I'M
THRUST
IN
AND
DRAWN
OUT
AGAIN
AND AGAIN
MANY TIMES IN
SUCCESSION,
OFTEN
QUICKLY
AND
ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING
BODILY
MOVEMENTS.
*
ANYONE
FOUND
LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY
RECOGNIZE
THE
RHYTHMIC,
PULSING
SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE
WELL
LUBRICATED
MOVEMENTS.
*
WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN,
I LEAVE
BEHIND
A
JUICY,
FROTHY,
STICKY WHITE
SUBSTANCE,
SOME OF WHICH WILL
NEED
CLEANING
FROM
THE
OUTER
SURFACES
OF THE OPENING AND
SOME FROM
MY
LONG
GLISTENING
SHAFT.
*
AFTER
EVERYTHING IS
DONE
AND
THE
FLOWING
AND
CLEANSING
LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED
EMANATING,
I
RETURN
TO MY
FREELY
HANGING STATE
OF REST,
READY FOR
YET
ANOTHER
BIT OF
ACTION.
*
HOPEFULLY,
I WILL
REACH MY
BRISTLING
CLIMAX
TWICE
OR
THREE
TIMES A DAY,
BUT OFTEN
IT IS
MUCH LESS.
*
WHO AM I ????
*
AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY
GUESSED,
THE
ANSWER
TO
THE
RIDDLE
IS
NONE OTHER
THAN YOUR VERY
OWN....
*
*
*
TOOTHBRUSH !!!
What were you thinking? You PERVERT!
Who am I?
I'M
ABOUT
8
INCHES
LONG.
*
MY FUNCTIONING
IS
ENJOYED
BY
MEMBERS
OF
BOTH
SEXES.
*
I'M
USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING
LOOSELY,
READY
FOR
INSTANT
ACTION.
*
I BOAST
A CLUMP OF
LITTLE
HAIRY
THINGS
AT
ONE END
AND
SMALL
HOLE AT THE OTHER.
*
IN USE,
I'M
INSERTED,
ALMOST
ALWAYS
WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY,
SOMETIMES
QUICKLY,
INTO A
WARM,
FLESHY, MOIST OPENING.
*
THERE
I'M
THRUST
IN
AND
DRAWN
OUT
AGAIN
AND AGAIN
MANY TIMES IN
SUCCESSION,
OFTEN
QUICKLY
AND
ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING
BODILY
MOVEMENTS.
*
ANYONE
FOUND
LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY
RECOGNIZE
THE
RHYTHMIC,
PULSING
SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE
WELL
LUBRICATED
MOVEMENTS.
*
WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN,
I LEAVE
BEHIND
A
JUICY,
FROTHY,
STICKY WHITE
SUBSTANCE,
SOME OF WHICH WILL
NEED
CLEANING
FROM
THE
OUTER
SURFACES
OF THE OPENING AND
SOME FROM
MY
LONG
GLISTENING
SHAFT.
*
AFTER
EVERYTHING IS
DONE
AND
THE
FLOWING
AND
CLEANSING
LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED
EMANATING,
I
RETURN
TO MY
FREELY
HANGING STATE
OF REST,
READY FOR
YET
ANOTHER
BIT OF
ACTION.
*
HOPEFULLY,
I WILL
REACH MY
BRISTLING
CLIMAX
TWICE
OR
THREE
TIMES A DAY,
BUT OFTEN
IT IS
MUCH LESS.
*
WHO AM I ????
*
AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY
GUESSED,
THE
ANSWER
TO
THE
RIDDLE
IS
NONE OTHER
THAN YOUR VERY
OWN....
*
*
*
TOOTHBRUSH !!!
What were you thinking? You PERVERT!
