Another Frivolous Thread

[destinie21]

In keeping with the new threads based on frivolity

I want to make logical thread base soley on song titles

Ie: “Papa Don’t Preach” because “Love Is A Battlefield” but don’t worry “Billie Jean Is Not My Lover” and anyway “What’s Love Got To Do With It” sometimes “Girls Just Want To Have Fun” but I’m still “Like A Virgin”



(of course you can add word to connect your title with the previous one) here goes the first song title

Fat Man In A Little Coat"

 

[Just-Legal]

wants to make you "Shake Ya Shimmy"

(v. popular dance track in the nightclub I work in)

 

[oggbashan]

with "Venus in Blue Jeans"

Mark Wynter (No.5 in UK in 1962)

Og

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

This reminds me of the old church time-killer of placing the phrase, "under the covers" after hymn titles. Assuming you know any hymn titles, try it, you may like it.

examples:

"Amazing Grace" under the covers.
"Love Lifted Me" under the covers.
"Joy to the World" under the covers.

Of course, the same line can work on some of the secular song titles destiny mentioned.
"Like a Virgin" under the covers.
"Girls Just Want to Have Fun" under the covers.

or Just Legal's
"Shake Ya Shimmy" under the covers.

and for folks who polish off a plate of beans and wash it all down with a few beers before going to bed, there's always
"Blowing in the Wind" under the covers.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Svenskaflicka]

After just Another Day In Paradise, at Tom's Diner, where Nothing But Mammals come to eat some Milk And Toast And Honey, I was on My Way, Home For Christmas, when I heard someone scream "Help!"
I immediately knew that there was Something Going On, and I thought to myself:

"Should I Stay Or Should I Go?"

The D.E.V.I.L. on my left shoulder said:

"Hit The Road, Jack! That sounds like Nothing But Trouble!",

but the Angel on my right shoulder said:

"Stay! This is your chance to be a Hero."

So I walked around the corner, and saw a group of Bad Boys stand over The Most Beautiful Girl In The World, with their dicks out.

"My, Oh My," I thought. "Everybody's Got A Shotgun!"

"Come on, bitch!" said one guy. "Eat It!"

"No!" she said.

"Don't You Want Me, Baby?" he said.

"I Believe" that the Lady In Red said no," I said.

They turned around and stared at me.

"Ain't Nobody's Business!" said another guy.

"Who Let The Dogs Out?" I said, thinking that if I could make them chase me, the girl might be able to escape.

"Who're you calling a dog, you Crazy sonofabitch?" said the biggest of the guys, and they started walking towards me.

I walked backwards, thinking I might get the crap beat out of me if I didn't run fast enough - ah, well, that's me. I Will Do Anything For Love.

"Hey, that Dude Looks Like A Lady," a short guy pointed out.

I turned and ran, but they caught up with me, and for the next hour and a half, they made me Justify My Love, they made me Twist And Shout, they made me Cry. My asshole was twice the size when they were done with me.

"Man! I Feel Like A Woman!" I thought to myself.

 

[Wantonica]

This reminds me of the old church time-killer of placing the phrase, "under the covers" after hymn titles. Assuming you know any hymn titles, try it, you may like it.

examples:

"Amazing Grace" under the covers.
"Love Lifted Me" under the covers.
"Joy to the World" under the covers.

Of course, the same line can work on some of the secular song titles destiny mentioned.
"Like a Virgin" under the covers.
"Girls Just Want to Have Fun" under the covers.

or Just Legal's
"Shake Ya Shimmy" under the covers.

and for folks who polish off a plate of beans and wash it all down with a few beers before going to bed, there's always
"Blowing in the Wind" under the covers.

Rumple Foreskin

Next time you have a fortune cookie, put "in bed" at the end:

You will find great success "in bed"
Something unexpected will happen to you "in bed"
Happiness is just around the corner "in bed"
Great wealth will be yours "in bed"

Sorry Destinie, my brain isn't working well today. Fun thread, though.

Smiles,
Wantonica