another evil list thread

[seXieleXie]

i know, i know. we hate lists. they're devisive. people feel left out. it's a damn tragedy.
but i wanna ask this anyway, so nyah

alright, you and one lit member are stranded on a desert island for one year. which one would you pick? WAIT don't answer until you check out these two "twists" on this trite question:

-survival skills are not needed as the island has plenty of food and water available, there are animals that could hurt you, and the weather is mild and pleasant all the time.

-you cannot have sex with this person. no penetration, no copulation, no oral, no anal, no licking, no sucking, no fucking. nada.

alright, let's hear it.

 

[christophe]

What about nudity and mutual masterbation?

 

[Problem Child]

No sex? Fuck that. I'll strangle whomever I'm with and use their bloated dead body as a raft to float back to civilization.

 

[seXieleXie]

nudity:yes
mutual masturbation: no

 

[weathered2]

...-you cannot have sex with this person. no penetration, no copulation, no oral, no anal, no licking, no sucking, no fucking. nada...

In that case, I would want someone capable of killing me straight out. I could probably find some volunteers here. (?)

 

[roxie]

Do I have to pick just one?

 

[christophe]

No sex? Fuck that. I'll strangle whomever I'm with and use their bloated dead body as a raft to float back to civilization.

OK...PC is not on my list

 

[LadyDarkFire]

Moridin187. He's my best friend, and I would miss talking to him, even about nonsensical things.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Re: Re: another evil list thread

In that case, I would want someone capable of killing me straight out. I could probably find some volunteers here. (?)

A mutual suicide pact is called for in this situation... ya with me?

 

[Silverlily]

Mensa


Because if I have to suffer, he's going to as well.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

I'd take Christophe

1. If I got sick he could nurse me back to good heath...

2. We both enjoy talking about history things.

3. We could write some really cool stories together.

4. I get a perv at his great body.

I pretty good at survial skills so I'm sure we would do just fine

 

[christophe]

Re: I'd take Christophe

1. If I got sick he could nurse me back to good heath...

2. We both enjoy talking about history things.

3. We could write some really cool stories together.

4. I get a perv at his great body.

I pretty good at survial skills so I'm sure we would do just fine

You forgot about tanning completley nude. I could play with your coconuts, and you could eat my banana

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: Re: I'd take Christophe

You forgot about tanning completley nude. I could play with your coconuts, and you could eat my banana

Sounds like tropical delights to me

 

[weathered2]

Re: Re: Re: another evil list thread

A mutual suicide pact is called for in this situation... ya with me?

Absolutely. If you take out all the fun stuff, why stay on this ball of dirt?

 

[perks]

kiwiwolf... cause he's a badass

although, I'll be breaking the rules... what are the penalties for fucking? I'll die happy damnit.

 

[Guest]

 

[seXieleXie]

kiwiwolf... cause he's a badass

although, I'll be breaking the rules... what are the penalties for fucking? I'll die happy damnit.

the penalty for fucking is a long, slow, excruciatingly painful death.

 

[kiwiwolf]

kiwiwolf... cause he's a badass

although, I'll be breaking the rules... what are the penalties for fucking? I'll die happy damnit.

LMAO... a bad ass am I? Shane on you Perky...

 

[DustyWolfe]

Hmmmmmmmmmm... I pick......... Well, it would definitely be a man so the sex would not be an issue. Hmmm....
Lobito? He's funny... If I am going to be stuck on an island with a guy he has to be funny...

 

[perks]

lol Wolfie... seriously, even if we couldn't fuck...

I'd pick you. I'd make you kill varmints. And just appreciate the eye candy while I masturbate.

If we were going only on who I wouldn't fuck...lol THAT I'd have to think about.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I pick the beautiful Nessus, I'm a sucker for a french accent.

I'm taking her too... we wouldnt be tempted to do eachother then too.

 

[Natalie Nessus]

Hmmmmmmmmmm... I pick......... Well, it would definitely be a man so the sex would not be an issue. Hmmm....
Lobito? He's funny... If I am going to be stuck on an island with a guy he has to be funny...

Yes for me as well if no sex it would be a man so Patient1, he is kind and intelligent, I think

Why is there this silly rule of no sex Lexie you must hate us all, I think

Now, if it could be sex, the women possibilities are endless, no?

 

[Natalie Nessus]

I pick the beautiful Nessus, I'm a sucker for a french accent.

But no sex?

 

[freakygirl]

Only one person huh?

Ok can I go several times? Always with a different person?


damn it's really hard to pick just one. Lot's of people come to mind.

 

[DustyWolfe]

If there was another women I would be dying that slow painful death lol... I mean come on....
*grins at Nessus*