another evil list thread

[roxie]

If I had to choose just one, my pick would be female, it would have to be starfish I think, she'd be a great friend to sit and giggle with but also to have some really great debates (about what I have no clue) but I know she'd be a blast








edited to correct my spelling

 

[Debbie]

Hard choice.
No sex? Cant' take bigrednz then.

Dillinger, I think. Lots to talk about.
Intelligent, amusing and a person
who has a lot of life experience.

 

[Wiggles]

Only one person huh?

Ok can I go several times? Always with a different person?


damn it's really hard to pick just one. Lot's of people come to mind.

Really? I can't think of one!

How many of you people know how to build a hut out of twigs? Can you hunt wild boars? Kill them? Skin them?

How are you on customer service? I'll need my coconut juice served with a smile, damnit.

I'd have to pick a know-it-all I suppose, now who around here fit's that description??

 

[Mischka]

I'm hauling every law book to that island and dragging Lavender's ass with me. With no computers, televisions, spouses or other friends to distract us, we could master everything we need for the bar, and then come back and ace it.

 

[Guest]

 

[Natalie Nessus]

I'm taking her too... we wouldnt be tempted to do eachother then too.

Perhaps you would turn me, my friend?

 

[lilminx]

Ok- this answer is going to sound weird because I don't know this person well at all, but I would pick Weird Harold. He knows so much about practically *everything*. I figure he could teach me everything he knows while we're on the island, and then I'd be incredibly smart. Actially, he wouldn't be able to teach me *everything* he knows, because we wouldn't be able to have sex.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Perhaps you would turn me, my friend?

That is the EXACT reason I didn't pick Never... I thought you would resist me better.

 

[cymbidia]

Risia or Muffy.

NO!
No, lexie! I'm not choosing.
I'll just close my eyes and you push one of them toward me.


Why?
Well, they're damned interesting people, good friends to me, make me laugh, make me think, would do as much work around the joint as me, can probably build a hut in a pinch, and i already know all thier big secrets (and they know mine) so we could get right into psychoanalyzing each other for the duration. Wouldn't THAT be fun?!

If both of them declined this unique opportunity for quality time with me wonderful me, lexie, then i'd choose you cuz you're damned interesting and focused and fun. Smart, too. I fucking hate dumb people.

 

[Starfish]

Alright Lexie, I am getting you back here.

Because of fact that you stated no consequenses or valid reasons as to why myself and the named person couldn't interact on a physical level, I take the liberty to throw that crap out the window because it isn't probable that the powers that be would knock us off or punish us for being naughty little islanders, so...

Although I am tempted to say that I'd take Internationalfunboy, and/or lavender, I have to say I'd take Storm. Even if we couldn't fuck, he is so great to talk to. He is so very smart, down to earth and introspective, but he is still flaky enough to handle my eccentricities, with all reasonability.

And he'd let me use his back as a temporary canvas so I could do artwork still for practice. I'd make paint from my pussy blood and berries, and other things around the island. It'd be fun.

I could also paint on rocks and I know he'd always be willing to help me search the island for good rocks to paint.

There is more but I got my left hand and wrist slammed shut in the sliding glass door tonight, it is all Ace bandanged up and as a trained typist, qwertyasdfgzxcvbn are my worst enemy right now.

 

[TN_Vixen]

LMAO

No sex? Fuck that. I'll strangle whomever I'm with and use their bloated dead body as a raft to float back to civilization.

That almost made me pee in my britches

 

[Dillinger]

You have britches? Can I see?

What are britches anyway?

 

[Mensa]

Mensa


Because if I have to suffer, he's going to as well.

Ahhh! But in your pain could be my pleasure.

 

[EvilBrat74]

Well since somebody would have to stay here and take care of the kids i couldn't take SweetBrat with me.

So i guess i'd go alone.I'd build my own place by the beach.Kill my own food.Make weapons.Stuff like that.

I wouldn't want anyone else there with me if my Brat couldn't go.
I'd just want to be left alone.I'd be fine though.

I'd just have to grow me a huge crop of weed to keep the memories out of my head.LOL

 

[april-wine]

Who would I take....

I pick unregistered......I mean NO SEX.....so who could repulse me more?????/

 

[Natalie Nessus]

Who would I take....

I pick unregistered......I mean NO SEX.....so who could repulse me more?????/

LOL You make me laugh hard



Can someone explain what britches are?

 

[DustyWolfe]

britches are pants, slacks, jeans...

 

[naudiz]

That's a tough call. No sex? Hrm. I don't think I would tempt too many so that's not really an issue.

Nessus, so she could teach me French. My French is horrible.

Cheffie, because if he didn't strangle me within five minutes, we'd probably have a blast.

Dillinger, because I would just love to sit down and talk to the guy.

Muffie, same as above, switching guy for girl.

Sparky, because no matter what would happen, I bet dimes to dollars it would not be boring.

I couldn't possibly list them all. There are too many.

 

[Silverlily]

told you all he was a closet sadist

Ahhh! But in your pain could be my pleasure.

Then that arrangement should work nicely. You bring the sunblock and I'll forget my bathingsuit.

 

[Andreina]

hmmm....
- MorgaineLaFay, because I like her a lot and we are very similar
- JuicyLips, because she is a good laugh
- Tyrael, because I like him a lot


Halo

 

[JazzManJim]

Can someone explain what britches are?

It's a slang word for pants, Nessus. It came from breeches, and regional dialects more or less killed the "ee" sound, and shortened it.

All right. Here's my list.

LDWaH - because, of late, she's been really making me smile. Someone that can do that consistently has to be good company.

leXie - Because with what we both know about science, we could probably make a transistor radio and a small nuclear generator out of coconuts and a few vines. 'Sides, she's incredible to talk to and a very unconsciously-sexy person.

SummerRose - As much fun as she is to talk to, I'll spend as much time just watching her develop a tan!

Nessus - She teaches me French, I teach her how to talk Hillbilly. It's worth a few years of fun.

Hmm...that's abot all for now. I'm sure I'll think of others, for other reasons. The shame of it is, I can't think of just one person I could answer this question with off-line either.

 

[Andreina]

LDWaH - because, of late, she's been really making me smile. Someone that can do that consistently has to be good company.

thank you Jim But please don't ignite the farts in the testerone hut again took me ages to clean the kitchen today


Halo

 

[JazzManJim]

thank you Jim But please don't ignite the farts in the testerone hut again took me ages to clean the kitchen today

Okay, deal.

But will you bring me a beer?

 

[Andreina]

*putting the fridge on a forklift and driving it over the couch* of course, darling

Halo

 

[JazzManJim]

*putting the fridge on a forklift and driving it over the couch* of course, darling

Halo

I think I love you.