Another date...

[capricious_chic]

Oh, I can't handle that.

Guess I'm left with women!

How U doin'. [/smarmy]

 

[mrtnmoon]

How U doin'. [/smarmy]

joie tribbiani?

re: not talking to women that are already in relationships..... I guess I walked right into that one. it's just not in my nature to ignore people, especially if they're attractive women. I guess I get what I deserve then, eh?

 

[Guest]

Another dud. I am too critical, I think.

You are NOT too critical in this instance. I think a lot of women tell themseves that they NEED to find somebody right this instant and start analyzing themselves to see why it hasn't happened yet. There are a lot of men out there that just plain aren't for you. The fact that you don't hit it off with them doesn't mean you're too picky, it means they're not the guys for you.

The purpose of dating is ultimately to find a mate (whether long-term or short-term). That's an important thing IMHO, and you should be as picky as possible.

 

[Adrenaline]

How U doin'. [/smarmy]

I'll be doin' you if you know what's good for you. :leer:

 

[capricious_chic]

I'll be doin' you if you know what's good for you. :leer:

Call me Mrs. Robinson!

 

[Lasher]

Older men are starting to look a lot better now. Even the creepy ones.

Find a creepy one that isn't bothered by subtitles and you'll be all set.

 

[John Doe]

He went on for one minute too long about how it was an "important" novel of our times and shaked the Vatican's foundations. Or something like that. I zoned out after he said "Da Vinci Code".

It's fiction. If he didn't know that much then he doesn't know how to read.

No I don't think you're being too critical but then maybe that's because I wouldn't like him either.

 

[John Doe]

Typically - sarcastic bastards w/wit and geeky intelligence, 5'6" - 5'8" and w/in 5 years of my age.

24 and I never thought I'd say this but DAMMITALL an inch too tall!

 

[ccnyman]

Better luck next time.

I personally like to see movies with sub-titles so I can hear the actor's voices. I'd want to go to a foreign movie with someone who felt the same way. But, if that person thought The DaVinci Code was an important piece of work, I'd make up any excuse not to go.

 

[Rambling Rose]

You know, my Drooling Diversion Tactics work well on men of all ages. I gave you pearls, my dear.

Pearls.

 

[John Doe]

Better luck next time.

I personally like to see movies with sub-titles so I can hear the actor's voices. I'd want to go to a foreign movie with someone who felt the same way. But, if that person though The DaVinci Code was an important piece of work, I'd make up any excuse not to go.

That and dubbing is just lame.

 

[ccnyman]

All of the older men I have dated have led me to the conclusion that older men are bossy boots.

CC, you have to give us older guys another chance. I've read we can be very kind, loving, and giving. Focused on the woman's needs more than on our own. I don't know if I personally am. I'll see if I can dig up some testimonials though.

Hmmm, maybe if I pay enough I can get a few Lit women to write glowing things about me.

 

[UrbanDk]

"Munich". It was passable, I guess. Decent thriller. Way too long.

Exactly, kind of missed the mark.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

You know, my Drooling Diversion Tactics work well on men of all ages. I gave you pearls, my dear.

Pearls.

And if drooling doesn't work, go with the fart noises. I've always found that a useful tactic.

 

[Batch]

if not then floss your teeth

at the table

with your own hair.

 

[UrbanDk]

And if drooling doesn't work, go with the fart noises. I've always found that a useful tactic.

Farting won't do it, try spitting.

 

[Batch]

Farting won't do it, try spitting.

in a little cup you carry around with you...

deeply stained with brownish gooey tobacco ..stuff

 

[Rambling Rose]

if not then floss your teeth

at the table

with your own hair.

Does this work for you?

Because I've used my earring as a toothpick before and nobody noticed.

 

[Batch]

Does this work for you?

Because I've used my earring as a toothpick before and nobody noticed.

I saw it in When Harry Met Sally

never tried it

thought I might try gnawing my own arm off to escape

 

[Rambling Rose]

Somehow I missed that, but I order my meals just like Sally.

That will usually send anyone running for the door.

 

[UrbanDk]

in a little cup you carry around with you...

deeply stained with brownish gooey tobacco ..stuff

Oh that's a real turn off, or "the pick" try that, works everytime!

 

[Killswitch]

There's more to life than graceful exits. Just sayin'

You sound like George Bush.

http://www.jcnot4me.com/images/Bush-%20Dumb%20Look%20Scratching%20Head.jpg

 

[Batch]

Oh that's a real turn off, or "the pick" try that, works everytime!

as in pick the


NOSE??

 

[UrbanDk]

as in pick the


NOSE??

yup,,,

 

[Batch]

yup,,,

argh...

*the STABBING Comma marks*

oh man, sorry...

ewww the nose picking


and eating?