luvthedesserts
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lol....just another reason audios are better than "real" cyber..
Did you hear that? I just orgasmed from just my literary ability. How was it for you?
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Did you hear that? I just orgasmed from just my literary ability. How was it for you?
RubenesqueAphrodite
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um...all I heard was a "pen" drop... 
luvthedesserts
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um...all I heard was my "panties" drop...
I really hate having to correct people when they mispell words, but I have to on this one.
Yea, I know how to spell misspell. I just wanted to see how many people don't understand irony when it's not really irony. Yea, I can keep doing this all night long. I've got stamina. There's a video somewhere proving that. Just thought you'd like to know.
RubenesqueAphrodite
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I suppose then Mr smarty pants that you caught my play on words between the word k
Pen and the word Pin...
and now I'm intrigued about this so called video evidence you have... Lol
luvthedesserts
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All I noticed was that you admitted to playing. That really should have been anonymous, by the way. People around here really dig secrets like that.
RubenesqueAphrodite
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See if I admit to anything else...*sticks out tongue*
Just simply, why? *scratches head*
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Same guy??? Why on earth repeat with someone who didn't get you off.... I never understood faking an orgasm... If a man isn't getting me there I help him learn my body.... That's my responsibility too.
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I laughed as I wondered if the guy was faking it too. Irony at it's best.
Interesting point
Also of note, the poster didn't say it was a guy she was gender neutral.
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Interesting point
Also of note, the poster didn't say it was a guy she was gender neutral.
You're right.
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I was sorta followin this but got lost. Let me muddy the water even more with a preposterous theory. What if the cumer or cumie guy wasn't a guy or a woman? What if it was ..MR. ED ! The talking horse wouldn't be out of place on this site lol. Bet you didn't see that coming.
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I was sorta followin this but got lost. Let me muddy the water even more with a preposterous theory. What if the cumer or cumie guy wasn't a guy or a woman? What if it was ..MR. ED ! The talking horse wouldn't be out of place on this site lol. Bet you didn't see that coming.
OMG!!!
Needed that laugh!
Thank you!
BlueEyedGent
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I was sorta followin this but got lost. Let me muddy the water even more with a preposterous theory. What if the cumer or cumie guy wasn't a guy or a woman? What if it was ..MR. ED ! The talking horse wouldn't be out of place on this site lol. Bet you didn't see that coming.
OMG!!!
Needed that laugh!
Thank you!
LOL THAT was indeed a hoot!
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Oh course she didn't SEE it! DUH, it was phone not CAM!!I was sorta followin this but got lost. Let me muddy the water even more with a preposterous theory. What if the cumer or cumie guy wasn't a guy or a woman? What if it was ..MR. ED ! The talking horse wouldn't be out of place on this site lol. Bet you didn't see that coming.
Seriously, I see 2 possibilities--
1) She saved somebody their $9.95 a minute and they don't give a damn if she got hers or not. End of story.
2) The person(s) she was talking with really believed (because maybe they wanted to believe) that the pleasure was mutual but even if they didn't 'buy' it what did she expect them to do? Holler "YOU DID NOT!" at the end? Even the guys here don't have big enough ones for that.
If I may ask, why is it the end all be all to get off every single time? Granted when it's in fantasy mode (any sort of virtual interaction) that seems to be the goal but even then and especially in life there are times that the journey is satisfaction enough on it's own.--Or is that just me?
Well, she wasn't complaining that she didn't get off every single time - she was complaining that she hadn't gotten off at all.
Tough to even guess what the problem might be without more information.
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1 word for ya, Skype .
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jet_nebula
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Anonymous? I faked it several times just to get it over with.
satyr82000
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Let's face people...cybersex is all about "faking it" really. Think about it...if I describe the ways in which my tongue is giving her shivers of delight, I am not really licking her, and if she tells me it gives her a toe-curling climax, well, whether or not she is cumming at that moment, it tells me she is getting into it. Maybe it simply gives her fond memories of the last one she had...maybe she is just saving up till till she is not having to type...
Its all still good stimulating fun; Let's not overthink
NotHisLady
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That last part was less a comment on the 'secret' than a real question.
It seems like reaching orgasm is the checkered flag or something. There are times I'd just as soon have long slow pleasure--like a bright starry sky instead of amazing but fleeting fireworks.
As for the person who wrote the 'secret' She says she didn't not that she couldn't. There's a difference.
I can empathize, but in my experience, cyber is not typically like that. That is more the kind of thing that can happen with a long-term partner.
Is it possible to have a long-term cyber partner? Sure. But there are people who go through dozens, or even hundreds of online partners, and even if one isn't hitting those kinds of numbers, many online relationships turn out to be short-term. And typically with a new or new-ish partner, you're looking to bring them to a climax.
I think the answer to your question is that most people aren't coming at cyber from quite the same angle you are.
No harm in letting potential partners know if you're looking for something different, of course. It could be the start of something special.
True, but my statement still applies.
Whether she couldn't, or whether she simply didn't, we don't have enough information to determine why.
I hasten to say that the OP didn't ask us to do that in the first place, but people were starting to speculate a bit, so I was just pointing out that all we can do with the information we were given is speculate; not reach any definite conclusions.
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The person writing the initial post seems to be doing some speculating on her own. "they have never questioned me about it"
I'm curious as to whether anyone here has ever asked that question.
Have any of you ever got to the end and asked your partner if it was real for them?
Have you wondered but not asked?
Here's the kicker--if you DID fake it and they DID ask would you own up to it or keep right on faking and lie?
Enquiring Minds...
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Kudram123
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I'm not the woman who posted previously about phone sex, but I can relate but in a different way. There was a particular male poster that liked phone sex and never seemed interested to know if it was going both ways. Why did I listen a few more times? When he orgasmed it was ridiculous! I went back several more times thinking, Did I hear that right?
I'm not the woman who posted previously about phone sex, but I can relate but in a different way. There was a particular male poster that liked phone sex and never seemed interested to know if it was going both ways. Why did I listen a few more times? When he orgasmed it was ridiculous! I went back several more times thinking, Did I hear that right?
Kudram123
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I am the one who posted the secret about faking orgasms during phone sex. It was a guy, a couple of them, over a period of a few weeks. In all cases, I was extremely turned on but wasn't really in a position to completely let go. Had I been yes, I would have not faked it.
As for them not asking, they haven't and I ASSume they weren't faking it on their end. Maybe they were as well
I enjoy listening and doing my part. (That didn't sound right, but you know what I mean) To me, it's not a must that I have an orgasm. Just like IRL.
I am the one who posted the secret about faking orgasms during phone sex. It was a guy, a couple of them, over a period of a few weeks. In all cases, I was extremely turned on but wasn't really in a position to completely let go. Had I been yes, I would have not faked it.
As for them not asking, they haven't and I ASSume they weren't faking it on their end. Maybe they were as well
I enjoy listening and doing my part. (That didn't sound right, but you know what I mean) To me, it's not a must that I have an orgasm. Just like IRL.
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