Anonymous Secrets Thread

[BeachMomma]

WELL, Damn...*composes herself and tries desperately to shake the visual*... Thank you for sharing that..
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Why the hell ya want to do a silly thing like that? That visual is fucking amazing, and I'd be happy to keep it in my head all weekend long! As a matter of fact, I think that visual is my new happy place.

 

[tiedtits4me]

of course

Now which set I wonder?

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Why the hell ya want to do a silly thing like that? That visual is fucking amazing, and I'd be happy to keep it in my head all weekend long! As a matter of fact, I think that visual is my new happy place.

yeah..i know...a-fucking-mazing image..happy, happy..joy, joy.. I was thinking the whole thing worked except somehow I saw zip ties playing into my version..so I figured I'd better stop while I could still think straight..

 

[BeachMomma]

yeah..i know...a-fucking-mazing image..happy, happy..joy, joy.. I was thinking the whole thing worked except somehow I saw zip ties playing into my version..so I figured I'd better stop while I could still think straight..

Thinking straight is highly over-rated!

I hang out at Starbucks before work. Cops hang out at Starbucks all the time. There's a method to my madness.

 

[BlackCashmere]

Thinking straight is highly over-rated!

I hang out at Starbucks before work. Cops hang out at Starbucks all the time. There's a method to my madness.

Cops huh?....ooooo LA LA...

 

[BeachMomma]

I have a thing for cops. Cops have a thing for nurses. It makes for interesting coffee conversation.

 

[RjThoughts]

I have a thing for cops. Cops have a thing for nurses. It makes for interesting coffee conversation.

Blood and guts! I've overheard some!

I can tell good ones, too. Like when my grandmother worked in the ER, and there was a rash of "undetermined" deaths in a certain area of town.....

 

[BlackCashmere]

I have a thing for cops. Cops have a thing for nurses. It makes for interesting coffee conversation.

No cops have liked me though...Maybe if I had worn the white dress...

 

[BeachMomma]

Blood and guts! I've overheard some!

I can tell good ones, too. Like when my grandmother worked in the ER, and there was a rash of "undetermined" deaths in a certain area of town.....

That sounds like the beginnings of a good mystery.

No cops have liked me though...Maybe if I had worn the white dress...

LMAO! I don't wear the white dress - not these days anyway. I did when I first started in nursing. Those damned caps. I'm surprised we didn't knock our heads off with the curtains and those damned caps.

 

[RjThoughts]

That sounds like the beginnings of a good mystery.



LMAO! I don't wear the white dress - not these days anyway. I did when I first started in nursing. Those damned caps. I'm surprised we didn't knock our heads off with the curtains and those damned caps.

It does, doesn't it? It wasn't a mystery, not to those who played basketball at the central park's courts, hung around a certain "street of prostitution", or were part of a once well-to-do family.

Hey, now that sounds like a tv movie plot LOL

 

[BlackCashmere]

That sounds like the beginnings of a good mystery.



LMAO! I don't wear the white dress - not these days anyway. I did when I first started in nursing. Those damned caps. I'm surprised we didn't knock our heads off with the curtains and those damned caps.

Too funny...lol...I have these pictures of my Grandma when she was a nurse...they are so priceless...Her cap in these pics look about 2 feet high I think...LOL...they crack me up...but she was such a cutie...

I think you would have MANY admirers with your huge heart and infectious personality...cops and otherwise...

 

[BeachMomma]

Too funny...lol...I have these pictures of my Grandma when she was s nurse...they are so priceless...Her cap in these pics look about 2 feet high I think...LOL...they crack me up...but she was such a cutie...

I think you would have MANY admirers with your huge heart and infectious personality...cops and otherwise...

LOL! Yeah, my first cap wasn't that high, but it stayed attached to my head. I had long hair that I put up in a bun, then bobby pinned that cap to within an inch of its life to my hair. I might've had my head yanked off if I got caught in a curtain, but that damned cap wasn't budging!

EVERYBODY has a thing for nurses. They're either terrified of us or they fantasize about us. The truth is actually somewhere in the middle.

 

[BlackCashmere]

LOL! Yeah, my first cap wasn't that high, but it stayed attached to my head. I had long hair that I put up in a bun, then bobby pinned that cap to within an inch of its life to my hair. I might've had my head yanked off if I got caught in a curtain, but that damned cap wasn't budging!

EVERYBODY has a thing for nurses. They're either terrified of us or they fantasize about us. The truth is actually somewhere in the middle.

Everybody???...Good to know......the fantasy part is good...I will take that one!...

The Indian docs always like me ...for some reason...

 

[RjThoughts]

LOL! Yeah, my first cap wasn't that high, but it stayed attached to my head. I had long hair that I put up in a bun, then bobby pinned that cap to within an inch of its life to my hair. I might've had my head yanked off if I got caught in a curtain, but that damned cap wasn't budging!

EVERYBODY has a thing for nurses. They're either terrified of us or they fantasize about us. The truth is actually somewhere in the middle.

Um, not everyone.

 

[RjThoughts]

I grew up with many nurses in the family. The fantasy burped when I heard the stories, both the good gross ones and the heartbreaking

 

[BeachMomma]

Ok let me rephrase that. Everybody who hasn't already had their fantasies burst thanks to intimate knowledge of just what a nurse really is.

We don't run around all day looking for people to massage and nurse back to health with blow jobs. We deal with the good, bad, and ugly parts of life. Good makes you laugh, bad makes you go EEWWW!, ugly makes you cry and leaves a scar on your soul forever.

Nurses, indeed all emergency personnel, run into situations that most sane people would run away from.

 

[Kudram123]

F 18

I want to fuck my Biology Professor.

She is so sincere in her class, so passionate.

She know I want her, and she is super cool about it, and even teases me more than the others.

I don't want to put her career in jeopardy, so I keep my distance, but it hurts.

 

[RjThoughts]

Ok let me rephrase that. Everybody who hasn't already had their fantasies burst thanks to intimate knowledge of just what a nurse really is.

We don't run around all day looking for people to massage and nurse back to health with blow jobs. We deal with the good, bad, and ugly parts of life. Good makes you laugh, bad makes you go EEWWW!, ugly makes you cry and leaves a scar on your soul forever.

Nurses, indeed all emergency personnel, run into situations that most sane people would run away from.

Grandmother would say: A nurse is the one that runs to the blood when others run away screaming.

 

[BeachMomma]

Grandmother would say: A nurse is the one that runs to the blood when others run away screaming.

Yep. That's the truth. People have a fanciful perception of what a nurse is and that's ok. In reality, we're highly trained medical professionals. Bedside nurses (the nurse most people see in a hospital) are among the hardest working people I've ever known. We juggle multiple patients, family members, doctors, the lab, x-ray, aides, the kitchen and housekeeping staff, and several different kinds of therapists - all at the same time and with a smile on our faces. We handle life and death situations with the quiet calm and teamwork of a SEAL team.

The general public has no clue what nurses really do, and we're perfectly fine with that.

 

[JoyDyan]

In reply to the replies on this

Yes, I do have fun with it. You feckin' amerrycans have turned a good sex site into a fat chicks cake fest and that ISN'T fun.

I had to respond, briefly....I don't get into scuffles on the threads, and I'll admit that i don't usually read this one....someone pointed this out to me.

My response? A) I have no problem with fat chicks, but I'm not one of 'em, and b) I'll post whatever the hell I want about cake. Don't read it if you don't want to. Put me on ignore if it's bothering you so much. You can feel free to do your own thing here, and I'll do mine.

But you'll be missing out on my awesomeness, and that makes me feel bad for you. Here, have a piece of cake...maybe a little sugar will help loosen up that stick in your ass.

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r45/jodbro/image_zps67f67c61.jpg

 

[singledad68]

I had to respond, briefly....I don't get into scuffles on the threads, and I'll admit that i don't usually read this one....someone pointed this out to me.

My response? A) I have no problem with fat chicks, but I'm not one of 'em, and b) I'll post whatever the hell I want about cake. Don't read it if you don't want to. Put me on ignore if it's bothering you so much. You can feel free to do your own thing here, and I'll do mine.

But you'll be missing out on my awesomeness, and that makes me feel bad for you. Here, have a piece of cake...maybe a little sugar will help loosen up that stick in your ass.

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r45/jodbro/image_zps67f67c61.jpg

I've been waiting for you to reply. What a perfect response, you surely didn't disappoint.

 

[JoyDyan]

I've been waiting for you to reply. What a perfect response, you surely didn't disappoint.

Ty!
I forgot to blow them a lol!

 

[pfflyerhot]

I had to respond, briefly....I don't get into scuffles on the threads, and I'll admit that i don't usually read this one....someone pointed this out to me.

My response? A) I have no problem with fat chicks, but I'm not one of 'em, and b) I'll post whatever the hell I want about cake. Don't read it if you don't want to. Put me on ignore if it's bothering you so much. You can feel free to do your own thing here, and I'll do mine.

But you'll be missing out on my awesomeness, and that makes me feel bad for you. Here, have a piece of cake...maybe a little sugar will help loosen up that stick in your ass.

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r45/jodbro/image_zps67f67c61.jpg

 

[BeachMomma]

Wrong damned thread.

 

[QuantumJumping]

Yeeaaaaa!

Yeh! Cake!