hunnyblonde
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You people all make me laugh. I look forward to reading your drifts every day. So there. 
Anonymous Secrets Thread
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PutMeInCoach12
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Just thought I'd throw my unwanted 2 cents into this...
I admit I get a little bummed when I check the new posts here and none are secrets....HOWEVER if that is the worst thing that happens in my day I'll take it.
The awesome thing is we all don't have to agree.
I admit I get a little bummed when I check the new posts here and none are secrets....HOWEVER if that is the worst thing that happens in my day I'll take it.
The awesome thing is we all don't have to agree. 
Kudram123
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I PM'd a woman about something she had posted in a thread. It turned out her username contained the words "teen" and "slut". A few days later I get a response and she wants to play. She got real cagey when I asked about her age, telling me she was a teen in high school. When it became clear (by deduction) that she was under 18 I informed her the conversation was immediately over. The last response I got before putting her on ignore was "Awww c'mon. It can be our little secret!"
I sent a PM to whoever gets them via the "Contact Us" link at the bottom of the page informing them I had reason to believe this user was underage and described my conversation. I no longer see that user name here.
I PM'd a woman about something she had posted in a thread. It turned out her username contained the words "teen" and "slut". A few days later I get a response and she wants to play. She got real cagey when I asked about her age, telling me she was a teen in high school. When it became clear (by deduction) that she was under 18 I informed her the conversation was immediately over. The last response I got before putting her on ignore was "Awww c'mon. It can be our little secret!"
I sent a PM to whoever gets them via the "Contact Us" link at the bottom of the page informing them I had reason to believe this user was underage and described my conversation. I no longer see that user name here.
Kudram123
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I have such a crush on BlueEyedGent! I miss him so much when he is not in the threads. He is so smart, sexy and sensitive. A true gentleman! I smile when I see his posts, or when he talks about his family and the pride he has in his brother. I wish more men could be like him, but he is truly one of a kind.
I have such a crush on BlueEyedGent! I miss him so much when he is not in the threads. He is so smart, sexy and sensitive. A true gentleman! I smile when I see his posts, or when he talks about his family and the pride he has in his brother. I wish more men could be like him, but he is truly one of a kind.
Kudram123
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M, no age.
I have such a crush on the younger ladies here like Pinktacokitty and PerkyT. I'd love to flirt with them and maybe try and make them interested in me, but I feel as if I am so out of their league because they are so sexy and young. Unfortunately, I am a bit older and I am sad because I don't think they'd talk to me. So, I don't even try. I've been separated for a few years.
I have such a crush on the younger ladies here like Pinktacokitty and PerkyT. I'd love to flirt with them and maybe try and make them interested in me, but I feel as if I am so out of their league because they are so sexy and young. Unfortunately, I am a bit older and I am sad because I don't think they'd talk to me. So, I don't even try. I've been separated for a few years.
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During my university years I shared a house with a Grad student.
I had been living there for two years with my two cats, then she rented the upstairs room.
I kept the cats in the basement when I wasn't there. The ironing board was down there with the washer and dryer.
She kept her bicycle there under the stairs.
I found out she was squirting water at the cats with a spray bottle when she was ironing.
She thought it was hilarious.
This made them go crazy at the sound of any sprayed liquid. Made my life hell for the next twelve years.
After adjusting my life and getting rid of as many spray bottles and cans as I could, I decided to get that bitch back.
Her bike had a battery operated light.
Oops. Did I just switch it on? Next morning, dead battery. Switched it to off.
Next week, out she goes riding with her boyfriend. It is dark when they head back. Oops. No light.
She hit a rut or hole, whatever. Went flying over the handle bars. Got scraped up and a few minor bruises.
Clearly shaken up when she arrived back at the house. Boyfriend got her some Brandy. She was shaking. I just sat there tut tutting what a shame. All the while thinking " There ya go Bitch. Now ya know what scared is."
I still smile when I see her saucer like eyes and shaky hands in my mind's eye. Cats are long passed away, but the Bitch will live with the memory of flying over those handle bars for decades yet.
Don't mess with my pets!
During my university years I shared a house with a Grad student.
I had been living there for two years with my two cats, then she rented the upstairs room.
I kept the cats in the basement when I wasn't there. The ironing board was down there with the washer and dryer.
She kept her bicycle there under the stairs.
I found out she was squirting water at the cats with a spray bottle when she was ironing.
She thought it was hilarious.
This made them go crazy at the sound of any sprayed liquid. Made my life hell for the next twelve years.
After adjusting my life and getting rid of as many spray bottles and cans as I could, I decided to get that bitch back.
Her bike had a battery operated light.
Oops. Did I just switch it on? Next morning, dead battery. Switched it to off.
Next week, out she goes riding with her boyfriend. It is dark when they head back. Oops. No light.
She hit a rut or hole, whatever. Went flying over the handle bars. Got scraped up and a few minor bruises.
Clearly shaken up when she arrived back at the house. Boyfriend got her some Brandy. She was shaking. I just sat there tut tutting what a shame. All the while thinking " There ya go Bitch. Now ya know what scared is."
I still smile when I see her saucer like eyes and shaky hands in my mind's eye. Cats are long passed away, but the Bitch will live with the memory of flying over those handle bars for decades yet.
Don't mess with my pets!
tiedtits4me
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BeachMomma
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BEG has his own harem! WOOHOO! Count me in, ladies!
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BeachMomma
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I think we have the same ideas.
TongueLust
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Oh my and you have access to all of those knock him out and get him in the car drugs LOL!
BeachMomma
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I don't think we'll need drugs. I think he'll come willingly. 
TongueLust
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Damn I got carried away. LOL! I agree, I think he'll cum just fine.
Luvitharder
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I told him I'm ok with everything, but I'm not and I hope that what m doing will change his mind and not his opinion of me.
LoveToLurk
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Oh, don't give up! There is such a mix of people here on lit. Some really good, nice people, some idiots and some total jerks. Maybe it has to do with not many posts. I will not respond to people who send PM's but do not post on the boards at all. Be brave and remember that your identity is veiled. I've made some really nice friends here. Good luck!
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Aquagal
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This little honey hasn't PM'd me!
Maybe she's scared of your harem.
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Now BBB, it's well known that you have a harem!
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