Announcement: Operation Playground Freedom

[alwaysawake]

Time to call on a dark side emoticon...

http://www.aimface.com/smiles/IKON066ec6abdcebb704676b6164cd41bf1864b1403643.gif


Or maybe one for the BDSM crowd...

http://www.aimface.com/smiles/IKON1d5cfb2bcb437347743fecaaf278e56dd4ad080bf5.gif

 

[Arden]

A special smilie just for Lance....


They're coming to take you away, ha ha!

http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/spacecraft.gif

 

[Arden]

Once upon a time, a http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/jumpnbaby.gif boy was born, named Lancecastor. He was a thirsty baby, http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/40__s.gif and drank his bottle down to the very last drop every time. His daddy http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/thegrey.gif loved him very much http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/hump.gif, but did not understand little Lancie. By age 3, Lance began behaving strangely http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/hidesbehindsofa.gif, even bizarrely at times. http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/gld_md_wht.gif No one could explain little Lancie's behavior. http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/nixweiss.gif

 

[Arden]

By the time he was 10, Lance was spewing vile things from his mouth, http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/pukeface.gif and then devouring it again. http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/pacscat.gif He loved to cast stones at innocent people too. http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/rock.gif As the years passed, Lance got meaner, http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/fight.gif and meaner. One day he found Literotica, and began spreading his meanness internationally, http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/Forum_NomadVs.gifverbally attacking nice people all over the world. People started to talk about Lance behind his back, http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/Lurking.gif wondering where he was coming from. At one time, Lance tried to explain his meanness by claiming that he was into BDSM. http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/Smilies_klein_1_1/fouetaa

 

[Arden]

One day, Lance got up on his http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/soapbox.gif, decided that the playground was too happy, and started ranting http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/rant.gif about liberating the happy Playgrounders from the overuse of http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/smily019.gif. Lance hid behind many identities, http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/anon.gif but the happy Playgrounders couldn't be fooled. http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/nono.gif Lance, you should NEVER mess with happy Playgrounders! So, the happy Playgrounders decided to kill him with love and kindness, http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/loveya.gif give him http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/ylflower.gif to brighten his days, and some even sent him very special messages. http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/flipa.gif

 

[Arden]

Unfortunately, Lance didn't understand the message, so the happy Playgrounders chased the http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/asshole2.gif away. http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/outtahere.gif Hurray! Liberated from Lance at last, they danced,http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/jump.gif had a big http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/party.gif and rejoiced http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/luxhello.gif in his absence. The http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/shine.gif returned to the Playground once again, and life is good.



The http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/moon.gif

 

[alwaysawake]

ROFLMAO Arden

http://www.click-smilies.de/schnellauswahl/ernaehrung004.gif

http://www.click-smilies.de/schnellauswahl/aktion033.gif

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

OMG, Too funny!!

ROFLMAO Arden

http://www.click-smilies.de/schnellauswahl/ernaehrung004.gif

http://www.click-smilies.de/schnellauswahl/aktion033.gif

Arden, You have a uniquely abstract mind! I love it! Thanks for the laugh.

Oh and can't forget the

 

[tigerjen]

Arden!

those smilies .....all of them are too darn friggin FUNNY!!!!

*dropping a few s off here on this thread before
going to bed* heehee.......

 

[Vinde]

Great story Arden.