Announcement: Operation Playground Freedom

Once upon a time, a http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/jumpnbaby.gif boy was born, named Lancecastor. He was a thirsty baby, http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/40__s.gif and drank his bottle down to the very last drop every time. His daddy http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/thegrey.gif loved him very much http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/hump.gif, but did not understand little Lancie. By age 3, Lance began behaving strangely http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/hidesbehindsofa.gif, even bizarrely at times. http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/gld_md_wht.gif No one could explain little Lancie's behavior. http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/nixweiss.gif
 
By the time he was 10, Lance was spewing vile things from his mouth, http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/pukeface.gif and then devouring it again. http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/pacscat.gif He loved to cast stones at innocent people too. http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/rock.gif As the years passed, Lance got meaner, http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/fight.gif and meaner. One day he found Literotica, and began spreading his meanness internationally, http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/Forum_NomadVs.gifverbally attacking nice people all over the world. People started to talk about Lance behind his back, http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/Lurking.gif wondering where he was coming from. At one time, Lance tried to explain his meanness by claiming that he was into BDSM. http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/Smilies_klein_1_1/fouetaa
 
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One day, Lance got up on his http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/soapbox.gif, decided that the playground was too happy, and started ranting http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/rant.gif about liberating the happy Playgrounders from the overuse of http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/smily019.gif. Lance hid behind many identities, http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/anon.gif but the happy Playgrounders couldn't be fooled. http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/nono.gif Lance, you should NEVER mess with happy Playgrounders! So, the happy Playgrounders decided to kill him with love and kindness, http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/loveya.gif give him http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/ylflower.gif to brighten his days, and some even sent him very special messages. http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/flipa.gif
 
Arden!

those smilies .....all of them are too darn friggin FUNNY!!!! :D

*dropping a few :nana:s off here on this thread before
going to bed* heehee.......
 
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