Annonymous

[Anonymuse]

To change the subject a bit, here is a PC I just received on "Jenny's Hot Ass".
DISGUSTING
07/09/07 By: Anonymous
WHAT WAS THE MATTER WITH HER MINGE,HAD IT BEEN USED A LOT SO IT WAS LIKE A SUBWAY TUNNEL?

I don't know what "her minge" is, but I suppose it is her pussy. No, she just prefers to take it in the ass.

Oddly enough, the thermometer on this one said 100%.

Maybe he just likes trains.
When in doubt, the simplest solution is often the correct one.

 

[NoJo]

I'm intrigued by the conjunction of "minge" -- a peculiarly British term -- with the American phrase "subway tunnel".

 

[Stella_Omega]

Dear anonymous;

steller obegga not tell secrets. no anallysis you. you smell ggods! No kiddies storyies here on lits okay?

 

[Anonymuse]

I'm intrigued by the conjunction of "minge" -- a peculiarly British term -- with the American phrase "subway tunnel".

Maybe he's an American anorak?

 

[SweetWitch]

No, it's not. Someone fairly literate is writing those; to substitute an "e" for the "i" in "Selly" isn't the work of a bad speller, or typist. Nor would an illiterate go through the trouble of writing "stoopit" for "stupid", nor would the pun "Spell stories write" occur to someone who can't spell....

I know that, Stella. I was just being sarcastic. He's a pain in the ass and I just want him to go away.

As for the emails--they are a bit amusing. One can make a game out of trying to figure out the code inside.

OK, now I'm getting anonymous e-mails in response to my postings in the AH:

Quote:
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Comments:

you write stupid storyies. you not spell story write. you spell stories you
learn spell storyies better. how you write storyies when spell you cannot. why
ignorant you critise me you learn spell ok. hints start small at it tit bit oh
know.,. clit

So. It's one of you, is it? Ah, but the strawberries, that's where I had them, they laughed at me and made jokes... Paranoid? Where? I don't even see one, let alone a pair.

Oh, great--Now Yoda is chiming in.

how you write storyies when spell you cannot.

 

[SweetWitch]

Dear anonymous;

steller obegga not tell secrets. no anallysis you. you smell ggods! No kiddies storyies here on lits okay?

*Snort*

 

[SweetWitch]

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Comments:

Sweet-twitch you calls me PITA why you so mean to me i so good to you. lucky is me i have bandaid put on my hertz feelings I feels gooder all over much better than any other place.

Aw... sniff...

 

[Boxlicker101]

This is my latest PC

07/10/07 By: Anonymous in usa
Boy! That must have been a putrid smelly session. Nasty goings on. Perversion abounds.

The name of the story is "Jenny's Hot Ass". What did you expect?

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Squirt

LMAO... I so love my fans

This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments:

You are one crude piece of human debris. What you think is funny is
tragic. Why don't you just shut up about stuff of which you know nothing.
Honey, you're not a woman; you're a piece of trash. You give the rest
of us a bad name and sully every woman's privacy. In short: you are a
SLUT! 'squirt' in your own mouth - maybe you'll drown.

That means she liked it. Right?

 

[Alex De Kok]

Huh?

To be honest, most of my feedback is generally favourable, but I got this gem today -

"Low score. You should take writing lessons. Please get some psycho help real soon. You need it sadly and badly. Sickovich."

This was on my Nude Day entry, which only posted this morning. I'm still not sure which button I must have pressed. Or whether 'Sickovitch' is a signature or a comment! Correctly punctuated, I noticed.

Alex

 

[Lotus445]

Speaking of Anonymous - be Anonymous

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[CeriseNoire]

Guess I'm freakin' special now

Look what I just got in my inbox, regarding no story in particular.

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Comments:

you is funny chucklehead. you laugh selly girl are you innocent yeah right not
bloody likelees.

 

[tickledkitty]

This message contains feedback for: tickledkitty
About the submission: Three-Way Freeway
This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments:

I always wondered who that was! I was the driver of the truck right
beside you. I've thought about it every day since as has my passenger,
Ron. You were so beautiful and hot. I look for your car again every
day. Hope to see you and Kathy again real soon. Thanks for heating up
the roads and my sex life.


Yeah, you caught me. I'll be looking for you too, babe.

 

[reignophelia]

RE: I'm thirsty

7/12/07 Anonymous USA
"I will never drink from an aluminum can again without thinking of this woman. In fact, I believe I'll go pop a beer. But first I'm going to smell it."

To: Anonymous in USA

RE: Nude Day Contest 2007 entry "The Mail Slot"

I initially found your response to be immature and revolting. I fortunately have a soft spot for immaturity and things which make me feel so strongly I feel like regurgitating my lunch (And people who give me a rating of 5 ).

It'll stay up for now.

I just wanted to assure you that there is no need to "sniff" your beer cans. The one Mary used was empty; hence the crinkle when her orgasm "sucked and squeezed the cylinder".

I'm glad to see that the symbolism in the story was not lost on a reader as astute as you are.

-Reign Ophelia

 

[Trombonus]

Here's one I just got a few minutes ago I thought was funny...

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Comments:

Oh, yeah. You Bite me! Smart Ass. I not bite you, you bite me dummy guy. Who
cares about your stupid trombone. Only queers play that silly sliding thing.

Sounds like something a third grader would say.

 

[Darkniciad]

Here's one I just got a few minutes ago I thought was funny...



Sounds like something a third grader would say.

Somebody has broken out the Lil' Golden Book of Pee Wee Herman Comebacks again.

Bet that sometime back in the 80's, he opened his Christmas presents and found not the shiny die-cast glory he'd anticipated, but a cheap plastic knock-off instead.

Just imitate the transformation sound effect. He should break down in tears and curl up in a fetal position. ( Probably with the triangle, the only instrument he was capable of playing in grade school band class )

 

[MagicaPractica]

Crikey! Either somebody has been watching too much Mad TV or Miss Swan has started reading our stories and commenting.

ETA: Geesh, these are hysterical. I've been reading back. "Marshmelly" and "Canada Dry Boy." LOL I feel left out too. Sounds like a certain someone's humor here on the AH. Hmmm....

 

[Darkniciad]

Crikey! Either somebody has been watching too much Mad TV or Miss Swan has started reading our stories and commenting.

ETA: Geesh, these are hysterical. I've been reading back. "Marshmelly" and "Canada Dry Boy." LOL I feel left out too. Sounds like a certain someone's humor here on the AH. Hmmm....

Just give it some time - I just got mine

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Comments:

you dark and sad,

why you no it all you buy smarts down at cheap store. how much you pay to
impress. I don thinks you funny go back to cheap seats your opinion not needed
yet.

Someone needs to tell Annie Anus that this is one poor imitation. There is such a thing as going overboard, and even bablefish doesn't do this poor of a job.

 

[Darkniciad]

Pardon the double-post, but this absolutely requires it.

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Comments:

you hoosier who know bablefish on first name basis. bable bable dark and sad
maybe really true you darkniciad.

Bwahaha! If you want to have a go at this numbskull, do it right here. Mr. shy a few chromosomes is reading the thread and responding like a trained monkey.

Dance, village idiot! Dance!

EDIT

Comments:
why you call you numbskell. you nice man maybees you likes monkeys why you cruel
to monkeys they never dance for villege ideots so I not know how to dance. you
be nice okay maybe you feel mucb gooder i really likes funny mens you is phony.

The saga continues. Notice how our friend the green scum floating on the gene pool doesn't comment about the chromosome line? I'll give 10-1 odds he doesn't have the slightest clue what the word means.

So transparent, jimmy

 

[rgraham666]

Man. I really pissed this guy off. Found on This Year

Wow! That was terrible, you slimy old fucknut son of a bitch. Hey do us all a favor and make sure that the next turd you shit into words is a suicide note, cocksucker. Seriously, asshole, never write again, you're absolutely horrible. Please die. I'd spit on you more, but lookin' at that photo you submitted has given me the bubonic plague. Fuck you and everything you've ever writen, rgraham666.

For once I deleted a comment. This man, and it is a man, isn't even funny.

However, I will add 'first death threat' to my list of accomplishments.

 

[TxRad]

I just got this in my e-mail.

Quote:
I just read that TxRad story "Missy" you and others commented on. You and that idiot duddle146 are stupid, stupid, stupid! You should both get a life.


To which I can only reply, "Bite me, asshole."
__________________

Sorry Rob, I just now saw this....

Why is he giving you and Duddle a ration and not me.... This makes no sense at all

But then again, who can explain the ins and outs of Anymouse.....

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Man. I really pissed this guy off. Found on This Year



For once I deleted a comment. This man, and it is a man, isn't even funny.

However, I will add 'first death threat' to my list of accomplishments.

Those death threats just have a way of sticking to you. *sigh* I remember mine.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Man. I really pissed this guy off. Found on This Year



For once I deleted a comment. This man, and it is a man, isn't even funny.

However, I will add 'first death threat' to my list of accomplishments.

Well, it caused me to go read the story and for that I guess I have to thank the idiot. That was one of the best stories I've read here. It was beautiful. I left my comments there.

 

[Guest]

and this one is for my alt:

Comments:

You aren't really an israeli girl.* I mean how could an israeli right about
israeli-arab affair? I know israelis and they seriously detest / frown if not
completely hate the A-rabs!


----

I got many similar to these. In case of doubt, challenge the author's nationality!

Maharat

 

[cloudy]

got this in email today on a story I posted back in 2004

The story was a Nude Day Contest entry back then, and it's in the Letters & Transcripts category:

This message contains feedback for: cloudy
About the submission: Making Tracks at Mardi Gras
This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments:

This story reinforces negative stereotypes about our people.

Um....okay.

I never mention any of the characters race, for one thing, not even last names. The letter writer is "Michelle," she's writing to "Angie," and her companions on the trip are "Alex," "Josh," and "Lisa."

Anon: I understand your concern, truly. But, honest, it's fiction, and just because I'm native, it doesn't mean that every character I write is. These characters could just as well have been green or orange or blue, or whatever. But thanks for your concern....I think.