Annonymous

[SweetWitch]

Laina honey, you behaving would cause a paradox of the worst kind... Please please, we don't need world destruction...

Thank the gods! Self-denial is entirely too painful.

 

[SweetWitch]

Duck!

woohoo Rob, you made my little heart go pitty pat... I think I need to turn on my fan. Anyone got some ice tea???

Comin' atcha, DK!

 

[SweetWitch]

Thank you for your comment. i imagine you sitting somewhere, maybe in a coffee shop with a lap-top, enjoying your freedom of expression more because no one seems to know you. So what, you must pay attention and enjoy the site, you caught my chapter immediately.
NP

The gustless wonder strikes again!

Don't sweat it Pierre, we've been bitchin' about him and threatening him all day. I should imagine that he is very amused by now.

And if I could come up with an idea for a new project I would have something better to do with my time, but it wouldn't be nearly as fun.

 

[SweetWitch]

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About the submission: The Long Road Ch. 02
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Comments:


Well done Authoress,

There will be an inclination to ride this horse too long - that could ruin what you have tightly built so far.

Nice work so far.

With Regard

Thank you for your sage advice but the horse is in the barn, sweets.

 

[rgraham666]

woohoo Rob, you made my little heart go pitty pat... I think I need to turn on my fan. Anyone got some ice tea???

You're welcome. Anytime.

 

[S-Des]

So, I posted a comment on my story about the fucker who one-bombed it, and got at least two more ones since then. The score is sinking faster than the Titanic. I guess letting the bastards know you notice just encourages them. Seems kinda strange. Maybe its the same gustless wonder voting repeatedly?

Never, never, never post a comment on your own story. It is a troll magnet (and since they know it bothers you, they'll hit all your stories). Even if you're responding to something nice or trying to clear up a misconception....DON'T!!!

On the bright side, if it's the same troll, his votes will get wiped out on the next sweep. I had a story in LW at 4.72 after 300 votes. There was a troll sweep for the Nude Day contest and the story bounced all the way to 4.82 and on top of the category. Of course it was voted down within two weeks, but that'll show you how many votes I had that were deemed "illegal" by the powers that be.

 

[rachlou]

Rach, darlin', I'm begging you. Please take him back. Hmmm....now that I think about it....I think I used to date that guy. Yeah, you can definitely have him.

Thanks for that SW... funnily enough i'v dated him too - and his extended family!

How often do the powers-that-be do a 'Troll Sweep' ? I saw this mentioned on another thread somewhere else in the forum and I wondered about it.

Yours, curiously...

 

[S-Des]

Yes! What a way to end the day.

This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments:

Re "Fool's Envy"

enjoyed this story very much. so close to reality that it actually hurt me to read it...but i couldn't put it down. I would gladly purchase any of your novels if you were to publish any with a similar theme.

Tx

Thanks man, I really needed that.

 

[SweetWitch]

Ok, that's it! This one's going down! I'll gather the coven and send him back to trolldom as a bag of puke!

Just wait till I find my wand and my spell book. I'm going to get out the candles and the salt and cast a spell that will make his cock drop off.

Dear Anon,

Thank you for telling me that my work is tripe. Oh, and thank you for telling me that you want to "boink" my brains out. I like my brain right where it is, thanks. And another think, needle-penis, I think the reason you are so busy spending time ripping on the authors is because no woman in her right mind would ever---NOT EVER---let you touch her with a ten-meter pole and that leaves you with too much time on your hands!

Have a nice day...

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Re: Stacey's Daydreams- Ch. 2

Dear Anon,

By all means hold out for the next chapter. You might actually like it if you give it a fair chance. That is, unless you've changed your mind and one-bombed it like your buddies.

 

[NastyPierre]

mmmmm SweetWitch

The gustless wonder strikes again!

Don't sweat it Pierre, we've been bitchin' about him and threatening him all day. I should imagine that he is very amused by now.

And if I could come up with an idea for a new project I would have something better to do with my time, but it wouldn't be nearly as fun.

Oh, no sweat to be sure.
"bitchin' and threatening," mmm. Maybe they're a she. i've just recently placed my first story, and 'annonymous' responded, so i responded in like.
np

 

[SweetWitch]

It's good to have a vent...

Oh, no sweat to be sure.
"bitchin' and threatening," mmm. Maybe they're a she. i've just recently placed my first story, and 'annonymous' responded, so i responded in like.
np

It's probable that some trolls are female, unless they reproduce asexually. Judging from some of the feedback I have gotten the second theory is highly likely. I would have to say, however, that my trolls tend to be male or at least have an over-abundance of testosterone. (See posts 524 and 528). Vent all you like on the nasty little toads. That’s what we’re here for, to share your pain…

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dropped the ball on that one didn't I anonymous. . .okay . . .3 emails in a row about it are enough. . .you can go now. . .far, far, far away. . .

 

[FallingToFly]

Thank you to whichever of you bastards has voted 3 twice on the first chapter of What Passes Between.

I'd appreciate it, in the future, if you told me WHY you were low-balling the score.

3x2+5/3= 3.67

 

[FallingToFly]

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About the submission: Things I Won't Say To You
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Comments:

That was absolutely beautiful.It brought tears to my eyes.

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About the submission: Ties That Bind Ch. 01
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Comments:

yummy.and so well written, can't wait for more.

Thanks, Anon. You just cheered me up immensely.

 

[Aurora Black]

Turkish Delight

Thank you to whichever of you bastards has voted 3 twice on the first chapter of What Passes Between.

I'd appreciate it, in the future, if you told me WHY you were low-balling the score.

3x2+5/3= 3.67

I proudly present my production of "Turkish Delight," brought to you by Swearsaurus:

Ananin amina kale kurar sabah aksam mac yaparim! (I'll make goals in your mother's pussy and play soccer there day and night!)

Annan esek yarag yedi! (Your mom sucks donkey dick!)

Siktir git ve geber! (Fuck off and die!)

Cukumu yala, orospu cocugu! (Suck my dick, offspring of a whore!)

*bows*

 

[FallingToFly]

I proudly present my production of "Turkish Delight," brought to you by Swearsaurus:

Ananin amina kale kurar sabah aksam mac yaparim! (I'll make goals in your mother's pussy and play soccer there day and night!)

Annan esek yarag yedi! (Your mom sucks donkey dick!)

Siktir git ve geber! (Fuck off and die!)

Cukumu yala, orospu cocugu! (Suck my dick, offspring of a whore!)

*bows*

*rolls on the floor laughing* Oh.. oh... that is just PRICELESS! I love you....

"I'll make goals in your mother's pussy and play soccer there day and night!"

*falls out again, gasping with laughter*

 

[Aurora Black]

*rolls on the floor laughing* Oh.. oh... that is just PRICELESS! I love you....

"I'll make goals in your mother's pussy and play soccer there day and night!"

*falls out again, gasping with laughter*

*rubs hands together*

YESSSSSSSSS...

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

*rubs hands together*

YESSSSSSSSS...

Bravo, Aurora. Can I send all my nawty Anon feedback to you for your response??

 

[SweetWitch]

I proudly present my production of "Turkish Delight," brought to you by Swearsaurus:

Ananin amina kale kurar sabah aksam mac yaparim! (I'll make goals in your mother's pussy and play soccer there day and night!)

Annan esek yarag yedi! (Your mom sucks donkey dick!)

Siktir git ve geber! (Fuck off and die!)

Cukumu yala, orospu cocugu! (Suck my dick, offspring of a whore!)

*bows*

Aurora,

I aspire to be you when I grow up.

 

[Aurora Black]

Bravo, Aurora. Can I send all my nawty Anon feedback to you for your response??

 

[Aurora Black]

Aurora,

I aspire to be you when I grow up.

Why? I don't.

 

[FallingToFly]

okay, this is ridiclous....

can someone, anyone, please take a look at THISstory and tell me what I did wrong? It is getting slammed like a sonuvabitch on votes, but not one comment or feedback to give me an inkling into why it's doing so badly.

 

[Aurora Black]

okay, this is ridiclous....

can someone, anyone, please take a look at THISstory and tell me what I did wrong? It is getting slammed like a sonuvabitch on votes, but not one comment or feedback to give me an inkling into why it's doing so badly.

No fucking idea. RVC coming your way.

 

[SweetWitch]

Why? I don't.

'Cuz yer so witty and charmin'!