Annonymous

[AchtungNight]

Can't read anymore!
07/01/06 By: Anonymous in USA
Your characters are trite, boring and beyond redemption. Perhaps it's time...


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awful
07/01/06 By: Anonymous in usa
coninuing boring story line on boring people no one knows or recognizes.



Dear Anonymous:

Obviously, you have read previous chapters- thank you for the shitty comments and votes- so WHY THE FUCK would you continue reading it? I mean... I realize that you have nothing better to do than search one-handed through the Web for stroke, because your fingers are permanently glued to your genitals, but if you already KNOW you don't like this story- why bother? Are you OCD, compelled to click every story link that appears? I might find a shred of pity for you. Enough to waste a bullet or two in putting you out of your misery.

This story is not written for you, you mindlessly stroke-oriented bastard. It's a FANFICTION story- which means, if you are not a FAN of that particular canon- you're fucking lost. GO find yourself a Pokemon fanfic, or maybe a Britney Spears story. Obviously, my music is not something that is a part of your world, and thank gods for that. Fans like you would give our genre a worse name than it already has.

I would love to be able to be kind and gracious to you and say "Well, it can't be to everyone's taste"- but fuck that. I am sick to fucking death of your little BULLSHIT COMMENTS on a story that you should fucking well have the maturity to leave the fuck alone. Will you please round up all your pissant friends and SOD THE BLOODY FUCK OFF!

Damn, man, I think you've been reading too many of my rants. Calm down some, okay?

That's one of the major problems with erotic fanfic. You always get little troll readers like this who regard it as stroke and nothing more. Silly silly little buggers. Oh well, hopefully they'll all learn from their mistakes one day. At least they ain't as bad as the sort of diehard fans I sometimes hear from. "You can't have Wolverine and Storm together!" You know what, guys? It's my fucking story. I can do whatever I fucking want. As long as I do it well, and within reason, the story works. And judging from the number of views as opposed to the number of public comments, it's worked for a lot of people besides you.

 

[rgraham666]

This arrived in my latest.

oh well...
07/02/06 By: Anonymous in NY
you may write horror, but it had no sensuality. There was cold sex, bit not one bit of sensuality. And because this is literotica I expect that.

Uhm, it was in Erotic Horror. So what did you expect?

I get the feeling this person gets upset when it rains because "I want it to be sunny and warm today! Why don't things do what I tell them!?"

 

[oggbashan]

An oldie but goodie

This, the first and only PC I ever received on Bagged at the Opera, is still one of my favourites:

"I'm impressed
02/09/04 By: Anonymous in Sunnydale
I'm a married female in her 30's, currently on anti-depressants that made my sex drive go fron 55mph to maybe 5 at best. (With my husband using every trick in the book--so to speak--at once).
That was well written, imaginative, and sexy. Plus, I think someone just FLOORED the gas pedal to the metal. Thanks. I needed that. Writer? Try to publish! You can do it."

Thank you, Anonymous in Sunnydale. I hope you have duplicated the effects with other Lit stories.

Other readers do not share her enthusiasm. That story doesn't have an H and is nowhere near getting one.

Og

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

About the submission: She Let Herself Go
This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments:

typical slut wife dress it up anyway and stillwhore wife leaves kids
and hubby.. kill them off in the next story


*******
Anon,

She's a divorced woman... meaning she's single... meaning her ex has the kids for the summer... meaning you can't read... or you'd seen this... Grow up and when you do... try and find out what your name is, and use it! But ... I forgot, you can't read!

 

[SatansCandy]

This was sent to me

I was wondering if it's kosher...


Daddy, I'm Naked!

Coincidentally, that is the title of my new story in
the Nude Day Contest:

Daddy, I'm Naked!
http://english.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=263062

And if you want to see just how naked I am, Daddy,
please put a really sweet Public Comment on the story
telling your darling daughter how much you love the
story.

Go daddyo!
Your baby, Sarah

 

[FallingToFly]

From your ranting response, I get the impression that you consider Fanfic and stroke to be mutually incompatible. I have written two celeb stories (besides the one about Mrs. Giggles) and two fanfic stories. All of them are strictly smutty stroke stories, just like almost everything I write.

Nonono! I have written Celeb stoke as well, but when the title of the damn story is Falling CHAPTER 23... and this pissant has left the exact same nasty comment on various chapters, my patience hovers somewhere between choosing which weapon to end their miserable little stalker-wannabe life with and hunting them down to torture for the next three weeks. That's all.

I get very annoyed when the writing is not the subject of the trashing- the writer is, and the trasher is simply trying to pretend that they have a legitimate beef with the story.

 

[Darkniciad]

Nonono! I have written Celeb stoke as well, but when the title of the damn story is Falling CHAPTER 23... and this pissant has left the exact same nasty comment on various chapters, my patience hovers somewhere between choosing which weapon to end their miserable little stalker-wannabe life with and hunting them down to torture for the next three weeks. That's all.

I get very annoyed when the writing is not the subject of the trashing- the writer is, and the trasher is simply trying to pretend that they have a legitimate beef with the story.

If I may suggest, tying them up in the crawlspace under a honkey tonk where rednecks spend all night warbling off-key renditions of "Friends in Low Places" into a karoke machine and the straw on the floor is hardly sufficient to keep certain unmentionable liquids and semi-liquids from dripping on to them in between sessions of shoving icepicks under their toenails may be in order.

That way, you can keep the torture going 24-7 and still lead a life of your own. http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i296/Darkniciad/evil.gif

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i296/Darkniciad/lmao.gif

 

[FallingToFly]

Oh Carson... I love you... Will you run away with me and have my babies?

Now, does everyone see that sentence? THAT is a perfect example of my blonde genes coming through. I MEANT to type "Darkniciad"... however my husband was asking me questions about something I had read earlier that I had responded to, and was asking me about CARSON... so I got all turned around and flutterpated.

I... *sigh* Ya know what, why don't you BOTH run away with me and have my babies?

 

[Selena_Kitt]

You're the best there is,
07/02/06 By: Anonymous in germany
at what you do! Nuff' said!

what, exactly, do I do? *scratching head*

Thanks, tho, anonymous...

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Not from anon... but still pissed me off

Name removed to protect the stupid: In my life I think to be a gay is a very bad thing. Because I see that when God created people He created the man and the woman together. then many people after along time of first creation went to behave as gays, Which mad God angry with them and destoyed them. beacuse of this and because the man is ti his woman and the woman is to her husband, I see it is bad to be a gay male. Also when I chat with one nice and polite woman like you, I do not like to see a gay male stoty or an incect story in her Submissions. Do you think is this OK.



Deanna: God loves all of us, man and woman. I will not judge a gay man or a lesbian (funny.... you left that out of your list of "wrong things" and I have lots of those stories too...). As far as incest goes. I don't condone it. I wrote a story and that is all I did. Please, before you decide what I write is right or wrong... ask yourself...these things.... 1. Why didn't I complain to her of the Lesbian Sex -- 2. Why didn't I complain to her about the stories where wives/husbands cheat? 3. Why didn't I complain to her about the Erotic Horror that deals with Vampires (some believe possessed by Satan) 3. Why didn't I complain about the UN-wed couples having sex? 4. How come I suddenly felt I was able to cast the first stone?

 

[neonlyte]

This came with a '1'

This message contains feedback for: neonlyte
About the submission: Amy
This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments:

Maybe we didn't read the same story. This was rather amateurish, though a slight notch above the rest. Poor grammar and a weak storyline don't combine to make an intriguing tale. Could have been much better.

It is the only '1' vote the story has received so I'm pleased it came with feedback. I clearly need to take my editor to task for failing to pick up on the 'poor grammar', and disregard all the other votes the story received. One is left wondering, since it is a 'slight notch above the rest' what vote the rest got. Smells like someone familiar.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

This came with a '1'

This message contains feedback for: neonlyte
About the submission: Amy
This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments:

Maybe we didn't read the same story. This was rather amateurish, though a slight notch above the rest. Poor grammar and a weak storyline don't combine to make an intriguing tale. Could have been much better.

It is the only '1' vote the story has received so I'm pleased it came with feedback. I clearly need to take my editor to task for failing to pick up on the 'poor grammar', and disregard all the other votes the story received. One is left wondering, since it is a 'slight notch above the rest' what vote the rest got. Smells like someone familiar.

pul-eeze!

yeah, I smell something alright...

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Anonymous E-Mail Re My Nude Day Entry

The descriptives in this story were well put together, however the
dialogue seemed very robotic in a sense. It lacked feeling, espescially
during the climax of the story. This work shows a great deal of
potential, just try to encompass more of a human context to the characters.

Dear Anonymous,

While I do not share your opinion regarding my dialogue between the actresses being "robotic" or "lacking feeling", I congratulate you on at last learning to use spellcheck, having a lucid objection to my work, and at least making an attempt at constructive criticism. It's an excellent start.

 

[S-Des]

This came with a '1'

This message contains feedback for: neonlyte
About the submission: Amy
This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments:

Maybe we didn't read the same story. This was rather amateurish, though a slight notch above the rest. Poor grammar and a weak storyline don't combine to make an intriguing tale. Could have been much better.

It is the only '1' vote the story has received so I'm pleased it came with feedback. I clearly need to take my editor to task for failing to pick up on the 'poor grammar', and disregard all the other votes the story received. One is left wondering, since it is a 'slight notch above the rest' what vote the rest got. Smells like someone familiar.

I had an anonymous vote on Hero's Reward that gave it a 2 for the 'avalanche' of spelling and grammar errors that ruined an otherwise 'wonderful' story. I had it rechecked by two editors who couldn't find a single mistake. People are such dickhead's (especially 'someone familiar').

Comments:

I just read "Don't Look" and didn't want to leave a public comment on it. I hope you take this in the way it's meant. I absolutely hate stories that show women in the light that you did with this one. By calling her a slut, you weren't showing her love or respect. I've had one man call me a slut and I never saw him again after that,

Probably not many people feel like I do. I'm sorry. I could only score this at a three

Dear Anonymous, I am very sorry that you misunderstood the story. Thank you for taking the time to write, despite your feelings. I wish you had left your name. He didn't "call her a slut," he was just talking dirty to her to heighten her arousal. She was trying to act slutty to prove something to her ex. He understood that and was just playing into her fantasy. There's nothing wrong with a man or a woman exploring their sexuality. Sorry you took it negatively. Just like the male character in the story said, the man who hurt you didn't deserve you. Don't let anyone define who you are. That's what I was trying to say with it.

Sincerely, S-Des

 

[FallingToFly]

The descriptives in this story were well put together, however the
dialogue seemed very robotic in a sense. It lacked feeling, espescially
during the climax of the story. This work shows a great deal of
potential, just try to encompass more of a human context to the characters.

Dear Anonymous,

While I do not share your opinion regarding my dialogue between the actresses being "robotic" or "lacking feeling", I congratulate you on at last learning to use spellcheck, having a lucid objection to my work, and at least making an attempt at constructive criticism. It's an excellent start.

Yeah, it seems that a lot of the Anonymous comments are getting more intelligent and helpful. Maybe we're finally experiencing a change in the tides?

 

[neonlyte]

Yeah, it seems that a lot of the Anonymous comments are getting more intelligent and helpful. Maybe we're finally experiencing a change in the tides?

Hope that doesn't mean we're going to drown in Anonymous comments - some of us can barely swim.

 

[FallingToFly]

Hope that doesn't mean we're going to drown in Anonymous comments - some of us can barely swim.

Hey, if they're GOOD anonymous comments- I'll build a raft. This is the most recent one.

love it
07/04/06 By: Anonymous in USA
i absolutely loved the story! waiting for more to be posted.

Crimson Angel -x-

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Also For My Nude Day Entry

blah
07/04/06 by Anonymous in Australia
boring predictable ,use of real names , the use of the word cunt <<< not attractive.

Dear Anonymous Aussie,

I frankly do not see what you found "boring" or predictable about the story. It starts with what was going to just be a casual fling and becomes a Sapphic love affair. My take on sexuality being that some people can divorce love from sex, some can't without difficulty, and some can't at all, I put these women in the middle category. I had the story take an unexpected turn there. So much for predictability.

In most, predictable stories of this sort, it remains completely casual and physical, not that there is anything wrong with that. It's just that I preferred to add a twist to the plot (or rather that the characters wanted to throw me one by falling in love). (By the way, this is NOT an argument for monogamy on their part, as anyone who knows me would understand. In their case, it's an argument for the group dynamic instead.)

As to your next objection, HELLO, it's a CELEB story! There was a warning at the beginning that it is FICTION, for that matter! It was in the CELEB category, for Jove's sake! While I don't normally do Celebrity stories, I don't apologize for making an exception for two of my favorite actresses in a Nude Day story (and two actresses about whom I have wanted to write for some time now). So, yes, with the disclaimed that I mentioned, I chose to use real names, especially since one of them isn't super-famous anyway.

Finally, concerning your problem with the "cunt", remember that this is SMUT! Words like "cunt", "cock", "pussy", "fuck", "butt", "dick", "ass", and "rimming" tend to appear in SMUT stories. Nothing against flowery language or romance novels, but I'm not writing Harlequin stuff here. It's pretty much stroke, not something prone to euphemisms and purple prose. There's a time and place for each. A Nude Day Contest story at Lit is a damned good place for the former, if you ask me.

By the way, I love your country and won't hold your temper tantrum against your fellow Australians.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Yeah, it seems that a lot of the Anonymous comments are getting more intelligent and helpful. Maybe we're finally experiencing a change in the tides?

Some of them are. One might almost get the impression that "anonymous" is more than one person.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

One might almost get the impression that "anonymous" is more than one person.

Say it ain't so....

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Say it ain't so....

I love jokes about Anon being only one person. One can then joke about his or her "progress" or lack thereof.

 

[FallingToFly]

I love jokes about Anon being only one person. One can then joke about his or her "progress" or lack thereof.

Anonymous is aneuter unable to enjoy sex. That's why they hate our stories so much.

 

[Aurora Black]

Anonymous is aneuter unable to enjoy sex. That's why they hate our stories so much.

Oh my God! Anon is PAT!

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00008L3TW.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

 

[FallingToFly]

Oh my God! Anon is PAT!

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00008L3TW.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

BWAHAHHAHAHAHA!

 

[Aurora Black]

BWAHAHHAHAHAHA!