ANIMAL CONSENT

[CRaZy]

OK....I'm home alone during the holidays with far too much time on my hands. I ventured (never, ever again - still shuddering) onto another story site where they do all sorts of unspeakable acts that wouldn't even make it onto the EXTREME section here at Literotica. Curiousity led me to seek out guidelines for their story submissions. Number one rule - all sex with animals must be consensual from the point of view of the animal. Call me sick...call me CRaZy...but somewhere in the deepest, darkest recesses of my mind I found this amusing.

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/cwm/eek2.gif

 

[Andra_Jenny]

You know,

We probabably need someone to write from the animal's point of view. Any takers? DCL? I'm laughing too hard right now to do it...

 

[Shylady]

*laughing* I think it would be a very sick animal that would consent to that.

 

[Ksss]

Did this site hire Doctor Doolittle to talk to the animals???

 

[Expertise]

Takin anthropomorphism to a WHOLE new level.

 

[Guest]

Hmmm

 

[Guest]

Animal Consent...

Hey, it could work. http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/cwm/eyemouth.gif Poohlive and I wrote a story together about Winnie the Pooh and Tigger too! By the way, you'll be happy to know that both parties consented in the story. lol
http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/blackeye/SMILies.gif

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Just remember, "Woof" means "Woof".

 

[Nicole]

OHMYGOD DCL I am LMAO at that comment.

You kill me man I swear

 

[Countess DeWinter]

Indy and Dix, you guys kill me!

 

[desireswithin]

Excuse me for even thinking this.....but....how will they (the animals) hold the cigarette when all is said and done?! I can't believe I have even thought this. ha!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Well..... I was a horse's ass once, and........

Let me tell you.

Nonconsentual butt fucking - no matter how big yer opening is - ain't easy.

Can we all scream - Naaaaaaaayyyyy?

 

[jcgirl]

jesusssssss

I nearly pissed myself. You people slay me, really, you do

 

[Cheyenne]

funny / weird thread to the top!

 

[BrainyBeauty]

Ewe put your right hoof in
Ewe take your right hoof out
Ewe put your right hoof in and you shake it all about

Ewe do the horsey-pokey with a willing human being
That's what it's all about

Ewe put your wet snout in
Ewe take your wet snout out
Ewe put your wet snout in and you root it all about

Ewe do the horsey-pokey with a willing human being
That's what its all about

Ewe put your tail in front
Ewe put your tail in back
Ewe put your tail around the human man's ball sack

Ewe do the horsey-pokey with a willing human being
That's what its all about

Ewe rub your fur on her
Ewe rub your fur on him
Ewe rub your fur on people and if they consent- it aint a sin

Ewe do the horsey-pokey with a willing human being
That's what it's all about!

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Don't

Ever do that to me again while I'm drinking.

You guys are to fucking witty for your own good.

 

[SimplySouthern]

From the title of this thread I was convinced that I should NOT look inside. Just another weirdo, I assumed, telling us about he and his sheep.

"They like it, really they do. I go outside and they yell Baaaaaaaaack up."

You people crack me up.

Today I learned a valuable lesson. Never judge a thread by its title.

 

[BrainyBeauty]

For the record

Regarding, ahem, "ruff" sex:


No animals were harmed during the composition of that song!

Before anyone asks... No, I am not into bestiality. Although this song and that thread the other day about inflatable sheep might set you folks to wondering! LOL

I am quite content to limit my sexual encounters soley with animals of the upright err, erect, umm bi-pedal, uh, homosapiens, err human MALE kind.

thankyouverymuch

 

[Gaucho]

Willllllllllburrrrrrrrr!

 

[Whispersecret]

EXCELLENT THREAD! LMAO.

 

[Cheyenne]

Hey Nitelight- THIS was a pretty good thread from the weekend, don't you think?

 

[CRaZy]

I think there is another unwritten rule on that site apart from no animals being harmed in the construction of the story. The likelihood of the animal engaging in sex with a human is directly proportional to its overall stature. Ummmm......i didn't see any stories about poodles or pekinese.

 

[Whispersecret]

Hey Nitelight- THIS was a pretty good thread from the weekend, don't you think?

Absolutely.

So does this mean that all the bestiality stories should be in the non-consent section?

And if you're out riding a horse and you use a riding crop, are you engaging in S&M?

 

[CRaZy]

I think that would depend on whether the horse had put its hoof print on a special disclaimer form agreeing to lewd and indecent public acts.