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[Pure]

Women's Angles

For the sake of story descriptions, and science, of course--

women: is youre standing up straight and take a pee, where does it land-- for example, does it go straight downward, and land between your feet?

Thanks for any clues.

[clueless]
J.

 

[Quint]

Hi, Pure.

Depends on if the girl in question is "forcing" it out or just letting it trickle. It normally goes pretty much straight down, yes. I could probably angle it outwards with a little pelvic thrust...one could get a pretty good trajectory thing going...

Do link when finished, kay?

 

[anders^g]

I've got this .MPG file that someone sent me that's called
"I gotta pee now.mpg" showing a girl pull her pants/panties off
and bend back with spread legs - she pees in a 6 ft arc!!

I dunno if you can find that file anywhere on the internet?!

/Anders

 

[Pure]

Hi Anders G,

Yes I've seen such a picture, which is partly why I asked; given that she can bend back, tilt hips, etc, I can see peeing a good distance in front. Hence, I asked, what's the natural, unaided direction.

It's odd that this topic is so taboo, or far out, given that women here discuss clitoral piercings, the taste of cum etc.

J.

 

[lovetoread]

Personally, when I stand to pee, it goes sideways and hits my leg if I dont direct it.

Since I prefer my pee to not hit me, I aim when I go.

 

[likaway]

peeing

If I stand and pee (which I do in the tub a lot!) it'll just come out and go mostly straight unless it hits some of my hair, then it can kinda trickle off to the side and maybe hit my legs, too. But I can spread my lips near the clit and 'aim' it out a ways...not 6 feet...but enough to get someone wet! That's prob more than you want to know :Love Lisa

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[Lust Engine]

Sounds as though this could be the predecessor to a water sports thread. Hmmmmm...

 

[Madame Manga]

Before I had my second child, it went straight to the front and at about a twenty degree angle up from the vertical (if that makes sense). I.e., mostly downwards.

After boy #2, who was a BIG kid, it radically changed angle and direction. Now it goes at about a sixty degree angle--i.e., much farther upwards--and to the left. I had to change my whole peeing technique to avoid shooting it right over the toilet rim and onto my clothes or the floor. Which is possibly more than you wanted to know. ;-)

MM

 

[lovetoread]

Sounds as though this could be the predecessor to a water sports thread. Hmmmmm...

I would like that thread.

 

[Quint]

<snip> Which is possibly more than you wanted to know. ;-)

MM </snip>

I didn't think there WAS such a thing on this board. o)

I should probably add, in the name of science and wot all, that I'm generally waxed clean...it does affect the direction.

 

[likaway]

watesports thread

Me too! Me too! Love Lisa

 

[Pure]

I'm learning a lot here; NOT more than was wanted. It appears that the question of 'natural angle' gets messed up with some of the 'natural' impediments, like hair.

Madame M, thanks, and on this same wrinkle. Is it possible that what's happening in these peeing events is that the outer labia are deflecting/ influencing the direction? So I thought to ask is this (politely): Having babies often has the effect of bringing the inner lips (minora) into great prominence, slightly pushing aside the outer ones (majora). So perhaps now there is less deflection from what I might call the 'angle of emergence'. So the stream goes higher and farther.? Probably this makes no sense.

In relation to this 'angle', then, if a woman were to slightly open her pussy, or part the lips (outer and/or inner), what would be the direction? (assuming she does not 'direct' things, tilt hips upward, etc.).

In line with anders^g, at the other ex-stream, if a woman stands and maximally directs the stream, perhaps even with her fingers at the side, tilting hips forward, what is the maximum distance or forward hitting??

There is an old joke about this: A woman is teased by a man about the downward direction of her pee, having to sit, etc.
She says, "Let's have a contest, who can pee the farthest [forward]". He says 'No problem' and takes the bet. She adds the rider: "No hands." And wins.

J.

PS. In response to queries here and privately, yes the information surely affects 'scenes' between lovers (and how one writes about them) , where a woman is peeing on/into/toward the other person or receptive parts of him or her.

 

[Madame Manga]

To the best of my recollection, before I gave birth my urethral opening was tucked much farther back into the labial folds--it was hard to see, as a matter of fact. When I examined myself afterwards, I immediately noticed how prominent the opening had become. The labia minora themselves hadn't changed to any great extent, though the outer lips and vaginal entrance are somewhat more open than they were in my pre-partum state. The urine stream was much stronger and easier to start than it had been, so I believe that the urethral opening must have been enlarged somewhat as well as moving forward.

If I had too many more babies of that size, I might begin to suffer from incontinence, but that hasn't happened except for brief periods right after childbirth. I do my Kegels. ;-)

Oh, and for anyone who might now be shuddering at the prospect of having children, I don't mind the changes in my body at all--I think it's fascinating how a woman's systems accommodate an extreme event like pregnancy. Even if you never have a kid, you're going to age and change, so don't be afraid of the process.

MM

 

[sheath]

Re: Women's Angles

For the sake of story descriptions, and science, of course--

women: is youre standing up straight and take a pee, where does it land-- for example, does it go straight downward, and land between your feet?

Thanks for any clues.

[clueless]
J.

I can't believe I actually tested all this out. In the interest of science, of course.

When I stand straight up, it goes straight down, as long as I'm shaved. If not, then it moves a little to the left. It does land between my feet, regardless.

I have had children, but perhaps since they were both by cesarean, I have not noticed any serious difference.

If I spread my labia and try to direct it, I can. I'm not quite accurate, lol. But I found that by tilting my hips just slightly forward, I can push the stream to about three feet. The harder I push, the straighter the arc. Does that make sense?

I'm astounded by my own interest in the science.

S.

 

[Pure]

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[Pure]

Thanks Sheath,

You are definitely a pioneer investigator in uro-science-- not to be confused with neuroscience. You and other have given me some definitely kinky ideas for scene in a story.