Andy Rooney on....

Andy's a cantankerous old coot but sometimes he's just dead on the mark...
 
*bratcat* said:
[BPhone-In-Polls - You know those shows where people call in and vote on different issues? Did you ever notice there's always like 18% that say "I don't know." It costs 90 cents to call up and vote and they're voting "I don't know." Honey, I feel very strongly about this. Give me the phone. (Says into phone) "I DON'T KNOW!" (Hangs up looking proud.) Sometimes you have to stand up for what you believe you're not sure about." This guy probably calls up phone sex girls for $2.95 to say, "I'm not
in the mood." [/B]
Geez. Talk about recycling...
 
Andy Rooney on...

Products looking bigger then they actually are

Another Nowhere-Near-As-Big-As-It-Looks winner was this Dove Ice Cream bar. This is a box of four. Here are the bars inside the bags. And these bags are all puffed up. And here's one of the bars itself. They could have put a dozen in here. I tested all these products before we did this. I tested three Dove Bars just to make sure they were good. And when we finish, I'm going to test another one

Soft Drinks

Most of the drinks say they have “natural flavors” but they don't say what the natural flavors are - which seems unnatural. .

Fancy Looking Food

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.
 
*bratcat* said:


Then my job here is done...for this 5 minute period of time anyways. ;)
I saw Larry King interviewing him back in June.... I really like the guy.
 
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