And the winner for shittest sex story is??

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

That's great, Hanns.

 

[Ham Murabi]

That story made me so hot I could drink a glass of water and shit ice cubes.

 

[Guest]

 

[mbb308]

Parody and smut all in one offering.

Good job, G. You made a middle aged fart laugh.