And now for something different

[ABSTRUSE]

SAFE???

Not while I'm around lady!

Yikes!

 

[Guest]

SAFE???

Not while I'm around lady!

Indeed!

See my reply.

 

[Guest]

Yes dear, and before very long, we'll find out if you're a TRUE blonde.

Now get those Jeans OFF!

should i be terribly embarrassed.. that im already bare assed and he didnt notice?

thank god i shaved today!

 

[Guest]

should i be terribly embarrassed.. that im already bare assed and he didnt notice?

thank god i shaved today!

HAAAAAAAAAAA!!

I just spat my beer.

You've got a cheeky one on your hands here, Lew.

Lou

 

[lewdandlicentious]

should i be terribly embarrassed.. that im already bare assed and he didnt notice?

It's obviously VERY cold over the table. It was the blue, honest!!!

Alrighty then, stand by!

thank god i shaved today!

Shaved??

You're not a bloke are you????

 

[Guest]

It's obviously VERY cold over the table. It was the blue, honest!!!

Alrighty then, stand by!





Shaved??

You're not a bloke are you????

yes it is rather cold.. would you mind warming my backside? red is my fav. color.. not blue

nope not a bloke, just a southernly hairless subby chick

 

[lewdandlicentious]

HAAAAAAAAAAA!!

I just spat my beer.

You've got a cheeky one on your hands here, Lew.

Lou

Yess'n those cheeks'll soon be a bright ol' red!!!

 

[Guest]

yes it is rather cold.. would you mind warming my backside? red is my fav. color.. not blue

nope not a bloke, just a southernly hairless subby chick

I knew we had a lot in common.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

yes it is rather cold.. would you mind warming my backside? red is my fav. color.. not blue

nope not a bloke, just a southernly hairless subby chick

Alrighty then, are you ready, who cares!

Take THAT!

And THAT!

And THAT!

And THAT, THAT, THAT, THAT, THAT, THAT, THAT, THAT,

And THAT!

Hmmm, enough???

Nahhh!

Have some of THAT!

And THAT!

And THAT!

 

[Guest]

I knew we had a lot in common.

cept for the fact that you are a closet 'softie'

 

[Guest]

Alrighty then, are you ready, who cares!

Take THAT!

And THAT!

And THAT!

And THAT, THAT, THAT, THAT, THAT, THAT, THAT, THAT,

And THAT!

Hmmm, enough???

Nahhh!

Have some of THAT!

And THAT!

And THAT!

mmmmMMMm Lew.. you know just how to get me started.
each smack just makes me want the next one more.
no blue ass now!

 

[Guest]

Alrighty then, are you ready, who cares!

Take THAT!

And THAT!

And THAT!

And THAT, THAT, THAT, THAT, THAT, THAT, THAT, THAT,

And THAT!

Hmmm, enough???

Nahhh!

Have some of THAT!

And THAT!

And THAT!

MMMmmmm Lew, you know just how to get me goin...
blue ass no more...
erm
and the greedy girl said.. "Thank you sir, another please!"

 

[Guest]

i swear.. its the blond in me that gets me in such trouble..
still over the double post.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Indeed not young bare-ass.

A nicely glowing pink is developing.

Hmmmm, NIIIIICE!!!!

And just as you want more, I'm gonna go.

Lou, take over. I want red!

Enjoy ladies.

And don't do anything I wouldn't do, which roughly translated means:

Do whatever the fuck you want!

Just film it and send it to me!

Now there's a thought!!!!

Nighty night!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Alrighty then, are you ready, who cares!

Take THAT!

And THAT!

And THAT!

And THAT, THAT, THAT, THAT, THAT, THAT, THAT, THAT,

And THAT!

Hmmm, enough???

Nahhh!

Have some of THAT!

And THAT!

And THAT!

Just picturing this is making my ass red....I fell on it from laughing too hard....LOL

 

[Guest]

see Abs.. now thats punishment.. leaving halfway through a spanking.. LOL

nighters Lew, thanks for the warm up!

 

[lewdandlicentious]

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Poor vella, here take my seat

 

[Guest]

Poor vella, here take my seat

ill just be waiting until youre far away.. knowing you, youll pull it out from under me when i go to sit down..

and i love to sit down after a good spank.. mmmmm

 

[Honey123]

Hi you lovely bunch.
Thanks a million to those that requested samples of my stories and took time out to comment.
.....................................................................................................
Sneeky advert slipped in:
http://www.literotica.com:81/stories/showstory.php?id=151539
......................................................................................................
As all but one comment was - being modest - extremely favourable, and complimentary, and you asked for more, that was EXTREMELY encouraging.

None posted yet, but I will submit more in hope rather than expectation.

The above URL is to a poem which I submitted and was accepted immediately. It - unlike me - is not erotic, however, I hope you take time to read it and vote. It is a glimpse inside the other half of me. (And I'm sure it applies to you all in some way.)

Especial thanks to 'cantdog', who took time out explain in detail so much, gave a detailed edit of what I sent him, and who taught me more in ten minutes of reading his crit than I ever learned about writing from anywhere. Hopefully I will be able to put some of that knowledge to good use.

Thanks

Good for you, Venus...I will be sure to put in my PC for you!!

Good luck with your other submission!


Honey

 

[Teenage Venus]

Good luck with your other submission!

Thanks Honey. I ain't holding my breath - just got that other one you guys liked rejected, so I posted another poem. Actually, that one is very personal, but I could see no way it got rejected.

I'll try some of the stories I write for up to grade 5 (ten-year-olds) they may just make it

 

[Teenage Venus]

PS:
Honey,
Check my postings on:https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=8938573#post8938573 Today is a bad day for me. If they ever post that other poem you will see why.

 

[Honey123]

PS:
Honey,
Check my postings on:https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=8938573#post8938573 Today is a bad day for me. If they ever post that other poem you will see why.

what happened, honey???

 

[Teenage Venus]

what happened, honey???

Just some good and bad memories of an aniversary. If they post the poem you will understand. I'll feel better when the stars come out.

Hey! Smile it'll be thankskiving soon

 

[Honey123]

Just some good and bad memories of an aniversary. If they post the poem you will understand. I'll feel better when the stars come out.

Hey! Smile it'll be thankskiving soon

Ok...look if it doesn't post...PM it to me.

You have been through alot sweetheart, especially for someone so young. Now I am not going to sit here and think that you need any coddling, I have already told you, should you need to talk...my shoulders are strong..