And now for something completely different...

[CelticFlame]

"spank me!, no spank me, no me! spank me!" LMAO

 

[frostyred]

"I'm sorry. This is 'being hit on the head lessons,' in here."

 

[CelticFlame]

"Bring me a shrubbery!"

 

[lifethruphotos]

ARTHUR:
O Knights of Ni, we have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now?
HEAD KNIGHT:
It is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly,... but there is one small problem.

ARTHUR:
What is that?
HEAD KNIGHT:
We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say 'Ni'.
KNIGHTS OF NI:
Ni! Shh!
HEAD KNIGHT:
Shh! We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky- ecky- ecky- ecky- pikang- zoop- boing- goodem- zoo- owli- zhiv'.
RANDOM:
Ni!
HEAD KNIGHT:
Therefore, we must give you a test.
ARTHUR:
What is this test, O Knights of-- knights who till recently said 'ni'?
HEAD KNIGHT:
Firstly, you must find... another shrubbery!
[dramatic chord]
ARTHUR:
Not another shrubbery!
RANDOM:
Ni!
HEAD KNIGHT:
Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get the two-level effect with a little path running down the middle.
KNIGHTS OF NI:
A path! A path! A path! Ni! Shh! Ni! Ni! Ni! Shh! Shh!...
HEAD KNIGHT:
Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... with... a herring!
[dramatic chord]
KNIGHTS OF NI:
A herring!
ARTHUR:
We shall do no such thing!
HEAD KNIGHT:
Oh, please!
ARTHUR:
Cut down a tree with a herring? It can't be done.
KNIGHTS OF NI:
Aaaaugh! Aaaugh!
HEAD KNIGHT:
Augh! Ohh! Don't say that word.
ARTHUR:
What word?
HEAD KNIGHT:
I cannot tell, suffice to say is one of the words the Knights of Ni cannot hear.
ARTHUR:
How can we not say the word if you don't tell us what it is?
KNIGHTS OF NI:
Aaaaugh!
HEAD KNIGHT:
You said it again!
ARTHUR:
What, 'is'?
KNIGHTS OF NI:
Agh! No, not 'is'.
HEAD KNIGHT:
No, not 'is'. You wouldn't get vary far in life not saying 'is'.
KNIGHTS OF NI:
No, not 'is'. Not 'is'.
BEDEVERE:
My liege, it's Sir Robin!
MINSTREL: [singing]
He is packing it in and packing it up
And sneaking away and buggering up
And chickening out and pissing off home,
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge.
ARTHUR:
Sir Robin!
ROBIN:
My liege! It's good to see you.
HEAD KNIGHT:
Now he's said the word!
ARTHUR:
Surely you've not given up your quest for the Holy Grail?
MINSTREL: [singing]
He is sneaking away and buggering up--
ROBIN:
Shut up! No, no. No. Far from it.
HEAD KNIGHT:
He said the word again!
KNIGHTS OF NI:
Aaaaugh!
ROBIN:
I was looking for it.
KNIGHTS OF NI:
Aaaaugh!
ROBIN:
Uh, here-- here in this forest.
ARTHUR:
No, it is far from this place.
KNIGHTS OF NI:
Aaaaugh!
HEAD KNIGHT:
Aaaaugh! Stop saying the word! The word...
ARTHUR:
Oh, stop it!
HEAD KNIGHT:
...we cannot hear! Ow! He said it again!
ARTHUR:
Patsy!
HEAD KNIGHT:
Wait! I said it! I said it!
[clop clop clop]
Ooh! I said it again! And there again! That's three 'it's! Ohh!
KNIGHTS OF NI:
Aaaaugh!...

 

[frostyred]

"Come back here, I'll bite your kneecaps off!"

 

[luv2lick001]

Thought maybe people could list there favorite lines from Monty Pythons. I know a few of us are fans so....

What is your favorite line or film or scene?

One of my favs....

...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... [At this point, the friar is urged by Brother Maynard to "skip a bit, brother"]... And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." Amen.

see it here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOrgLj9lOwk

I know Garnate loves MP's as her tag line is a classic "Sit on my face and tell me that you love me//"

So what's your fav?

My fave... thats difficult... the list is long and distinguished (like my johnson), but one line I do like is from the film Dr Strangelove:

"You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!"

 

[Garnate]

I'm with Molly, I find myself singing the lumberjack song all the time.
And it's never appropriate.

 

[frostyred]

I'm with Molly, I find myself singing the lumberjack song all the time.
And it's never appropriate.

No, no... it's always appropriate.

 

[luv2lick001]

Yes, I think I'd find myself being inappropriate around the two of you.

 

[lifethruphotos]

ah the good old lumberjack song!! a classic!

 

[Garnate]

No, no... it's always appropriate.

I'm not so sure. lol I'll be grocery shopping with my sons and I'll start singing "I wish I'd been a girly just like my dear papa!" to my 7 mo. old. Jeesh...

Yes, I think I'd find myself being inappropriate around the two of you.

Now THAT'S appropriate...

 

[cliteatingman]

I'm not so sure. lol I'll be grocery shopping with my sons and I'll start singing "I wish I'd been a girly just like my dear papa!" to my 7 mo. old. Jeesh...



Now THAT'S appropriate...

In that case I'd LOVE to be appropriate with you!

 

[Garnate]

In that case I'd LOVE to be appropriate with you!

Get to it, then!

 

[lifethruphotos]

I'm not so sure. lol I'll be grocery shopping with my sons and I'll start singing "I wish I'd been a girly just like my dear papa!" to my 7 mo. old. Jeesh...


hehe I'm starting to really like you alot... ;-)

 

[lifethruphotos]

Are you suggesting coconuts are migratory?