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Thought maybe people could list there favorite lines from Monty Pythons. I know a few of us are fans so....

What is your favorite line or film or scene?

One of my favs....

...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... [At this point, the friar is urged by Brother Maynard to "skip a bit, brother"]... And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." Amen.

see it here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOrgLj9lOwk

I know Garnate loves MP's as her tag line is a classic "Sit on my face and tell me that you love me//"

So what's your fav?
 
Oh, so very many! I love the songs...

The Philosopher's Drinking Song

The Lumberjack Song

Every Sperm is Sacred!

And then the sketches- the argument clinic, Spam, Spanish Inquisition, the dead parrot, the cheese shop!

MP just puts a smile on my face! :D
 
Oh, so very many! I love the songs...

The Philosopher's Drinking Song

The Lumberjack Song

Every Sperm is Sacred!

And then the sketches- the argument clinic, Spam, Spanish Inquisition, the dead parrot, the cheese shop!

MP just puts a smile on my face! :D

hehe I just ordered the 16 ton compilation. 14 DVD's of Monty Pythons skits from the original series on Brit TV. Can't wait till it arrives.
 
hehe I just ordered the 16 ton compilation. 14 DVD's of Monty Pythons skits from the original series on Brit TV. Can't wait till it arrives.

I'm very jealous! That would be an absolute blast! I haven't seen too much MP that I haven't liked! The dry humour, the music, the characters- what's not to love?
 
I'm very jealous! That would be an absolute blast! I haven't seen too much MP that I haven't liked! The dry humour, the music, the characters- what's not to love?

exactly... I mean how can you beat dead parrots, killer rabbits, holy hand grenades and all the rest!!
 
Well, maybe with the Knights Who Say Ni or an exploding fat man ;) hehe

hehe the exploding fat man was hilarious. just another chocolate?... hehe

I introduced the Holy Grail to my kids and they loved it, they introduced it to a bunch of friends at school, so I have launched a new generation of MP lovers!! hehe
 
hehe the exploding fat man was hilarious. just another chocolate?... hehe

I introduced the Holy Grail to my kids and they loved it, they introduced it to a bunch of friends at school, so I have launched a new generation of MP lovers!! hehe

You're a good man to pass on the tradition! I saw Holy Grail in high school, and I was so not interested in watching it- by the time the opening credits started running with the llama jokes, I was hooked! :D
 
You're a good man to pass on the tradition! I saw Holy Grail in high school, and I was so not interested in watching it- by the time the opening credits started running with the llama jokes, I was hooked! :D

hehe llama's rule...
 
They do, but even more than that, I love good science and philosophy- that's why I love the witch scene in Holy Grail

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp_l5ntikaU

Oh man, my brother and I pull out this gem all the time in conversation when something doesn't make sense... Wood, bridges, witches- it's awesome!

hehe of course, irrefutable logic!!

"she turned me into a newt..... I got better!!!"
 
hehe of course, irrefutable logic!!

"she turned me into a newt..... I got better!!!"

*sigh* They have some amazing, amazing stuff. On a complete aside, have you ever checked out "Man Stroke Woman," a British sketch comedy? It is pure gold! There's lots of their sketches on YouTube.
 
*sigh* They have some amazing, amazing stuff. On a complete aside, have you ever checked out "Man Stroke Woman," a British sketch comedy? It is pure gold! There's lots of their sketches on YouTube.

Nope never seen that. I will check it out for sure!! Thanks for the info Molly.
 
Nope never seen that. I will check it out for sure!! Thanks for the info Molly.

No problem! A friend turned me on to it, and I plan on ordering the DVD set this summer- it's so very funny! :D Glad to share great British comedy!
 
If you love MP, then I highly recommend "Spamalot"
I never laughed so much. It was fantastic :)
 
It can be an acquired taste...


I have heard really good things about it! I can't imagine a MP musical missing the mark!


The music was awesome, and visually it was a feast for the eye.
it was a bit expensive, but worth every penny :rose:


ETA: I loooooove the insulting french guard!!!!! :D
 
Hilarious. If you buy the Holy Grail DVD and understand french then listen to the french guard section in french. The translation will have you wetting your pants...
 
Hilarious. If you buy the Holy Grail DVD and understand french then listen to the french guard section in french. The translation will have you wetting your pants...

"Fetchez le vache"
"What?" hehe

LOVE the French Taunter! "You mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!"
 
Hilarious. If you buy the Holy Grail DVD and understand french then listen to the french guard section in french. The translation will have you wetting your pants...


Damn, I do not know french :(

But I also love the Black Knight... "But your arm is cut off!" "No, it's just a flesh wound!" good stuff right there, lol


"wwwwwhat's your favorite color?"
 
Damn, I do not know french :(

But I also love the Black Knight... "But your arm is cut off!" "No, it's just a flesh wound!" good stuff right there, lol

"wwwwwhat's your favorite color?"

The Black Knight is priceless! Love it! There are just so many great lines from that movie that can be used in everyday life!
 
"It's not pining, it's passed on! This parrot has ceased to be! It has...expired! This parrot has gone to meet its maker! Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If it weren't nailed to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies! It's run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! IT...IS...AN....EX...PARROT!!!"

John Cleese has the most amazing delivery...:D

SG
 
"It's not pining, it's passed on! This parrot has ceased to be! It has...expired! This parrot has gone to meet its maker! Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If it weren't nailed to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies! It's run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! IT...IS...AN....EX...PARROT!!!"

John Cleese has the most amazing delivery...:D

SG

oh god the parrot is priceless!!
 
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