And now for something completely different...

[TheEarl]

Lou was a girl who wore a dress
That was slit right up the thighs
And when she danced and sang in it
All the boys could see her thighs.

Lou she had another dress
Which was slit right up the front
And when she danced and sang in it
All the boys could see her...

The Earl

 

[Guest]

(Although limericks can be dirtier. )

Lou was a girl who wore a dress
That was slit right up the thighs
And when she danced and sang in it
All the boys could see her thighs.

Lou she had another dress
Which was slit right up the front
And when she danced and sang in it
All the boys could see her...

The Earl

Point proved, you dirty *&%$!!

I'm even more concerned about myself, cos that turned me on.

 

[Samandiriel]

Lou was a girl who wore a dress
That was slit right up the thighs
And when she danced and sang in it
All the boys could see her thighs.

Lou she had another dress
Which was slit right up the front
And when she danced and sang in it
All the boys could see her...

The Earl

monkey?

 

[TxRad]

LMAO

Lou you need to shave again dear....

 

[Guest]

LMAO

Lou you need to shave again dear....

(But unlike a monkey, it doesn't have teeth! )

 

[TheEarl]

(But unlike a monkey, it doesn't have teeth! )

Really? You sure?

The Earl

 

[Guest]

Really? You sure?

The Earl

Not certain. Care to find out?

 

[Samandiriel]

Not certain. Care to find out?

Don't do it Earl, they don't call it the British Triangle for nothing. Many men have gone down there.

 

[Guest]

Don't do it Earl, they don't call it the British Triangle for nothing. Many men have gone down there.

Yup, I saw an entire Army go down there once.




(You BITCH! I hate to admit it, but that made me PMSL!!!)

 

[kendo1]

Don't do it Earl, they don't call it the British Triangle for nothing. Many men have gone down there.

But have any returned?

 

[Samandiriel]

Yup, I saw an entire Army go down there once.




(You BITCH! I hate to admit it, but that made me PMSL!!!)

Should have sent for the Navy.



(PMSL!!!) Yanks: 2
Brits: 0

 

[Guest]

But have any returned?

No. They've never wanted to.

 

[Guest]

Should have sent for the Navy.



(PMSL!!!) Yanks: 2
Brits: 0

"Periscope, UP!"



Nope, that's wrong... I got you on the other thread:

(PMSL!!!) Yanks: 2
Brits: 1

 

[Samandiriel]

"Periscope, UP!"



Nope, that's wrong... I got you on the other thread:

(PMSL!!!) Yanks: 2
Brits: 1

Damn, I'll have to work on this now.........I don't handle defeat well.

 

[TxRad]

The Yellow Spot Award......

 

[TheEarl]

Damn, I'll have to work on this now.........I don't handle defeat well.

Handles most other things that come within range, but not defeat.

The Earl

 

[arienette]

It's a very interesting way to write a story and I think you should submit it, basically because I really want to read it now.