And now for something completely different...

Lou was a girl who wore a dress
That was slit right up the thighs
And when she danced and sang in it
All the boys could see her thighs.

Lou she had another dress
Which was slit right up the front
And when she danced and sang in it
All the boys could see her...

The Earl
 
Tatelou said:
(Although limericks can be dirtier. :D )

TheEarl said:
Lou was a girl who wore a dress
That was slit right up the thighs
And when she danced and sang in it
All the boys could see her thighs.

Lou she had another dress
Which was slit right up the front
And when she danced and sang in it
All the boys could see her...

The Earl

Point proved, you dirty *&%$!!

I'm even more concerned about myself, cos that turned me on. :eek:
 
TheEarl said:
Lou was a girl who wore a dress
That was slit right up the thighs
And when she danced and sang in it
All the boys could see her thighs.

Lou she had another dress
Which was slit right up the front
And when she danced and sang in it
All the boys could see her...

The Earl
monkey?
 
Samandiriel said:
Don't do it Earl, they don't call it the British Triangle for nothing. Many men have gone down there.

Yup, I saw an entire Army go down there once.




(You BITCH! I hate to admit it, but that made me PMSL!!!)
 
Samandiriel said:
Don't do it Earl, they don't call it the British Triangle for nothing. Many men have gone down there.
But have any returned?
 
Tatelou said:
Yup, I saw an entire Army go down there once.




(You BITCH! I hate to admit it, but that made me PMSL!!!)
Should have sent for the Navy.



(PMSL!!!) Yanks: 2
Brits: 0
 
Samandiriel said:
Should have sent for the Navy.



(PMSL!!!) Yanks: 2
Brits: 0

"Periscope, UP!"



Nope, that's wrong... I got you on the other thread:

(PMSL!!!) Yanks: 2
Brits: 1

:p
 
Tatelou said:
"Periscope, UP!"



Nope, that's wrong... I got you on the other thread:

(PMSL!!!) Yanks: 2
Brits: 1

:p
Damn, I'll have to work on this now.........I don't handle defeat well.
 
Samandiriel said:
Damn, I'll have to work on this now.........I don't handle defeat well.

Handles most other things that come within range, but not defeat.

The Earl
 
It's a very interesting way to write a story and I think you should submit it, basically because I really want to read it now. :nana:
 
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