And now for something completely different...

[Guest]

L&T is probably the only category that really embraces -- almost requires -- 2nd person (although I'm about to do it with my last voice challenge piece in Erotic Couplings -- glutton for punishment that I am).

Yes, very true! Ok, that cements it. Cheers, Imp!

Good luck with that one, btw. You're a brave woman.

 

[impressive]

Are you free on Tuesday afternoon?

And Wednesday?

 

[Guest]

My work here is done. Two women pissing themselves.

Pervert.

 

[Samandiriel]

My work here is done. Two women pissing themselves.

My goals are small too.

 

[impressive]

Yes, very true! Ok, that cements it. Cheers, Imp!

Good luck with that one, btw. You're a brave woman.

I just have to wrap up the blow job in traffic.

 

[TheEarl]

Are you free on Tuesday afternoon?

Free? Well, I don't know about that.

Maybe I could organise a special discount for you or something.

The Earl

 

[TheEarl]

On a serious note (stop laughing!): I wouldn't put a piece into Letters and Transcripts, simply on the basis that I'm not sure it'd get any readers. It's not exactly the sexiest of category titles, is it?

The Earl

 

[Guest]

I just have to wrap up the blow job in traffic.

There's a trick I'd pay to see!

 

[Guest]

Free? Well, I don't know about that.

Maybe I could organise a special discount for you or something.

The Earl

I don't pay for nuffin'.

(Yeah, yeah, double negative... kiss my ass. )

 

[TheEarl]

kiss my ass.

£5.

The Earl

 

[Guest]

£5.

The Earl

Next bid?

 

[Samandiriel]

so what did the bitch decide????

 

[Guest]

so what did the bitch decide????

She's sleeping on it.

 

[Samandiriel]

She's sleeping on it.

I'll bet.

I'm writing a letter to a family member telling them how much I hate them instead of just outright punching them in the face.

 

[Guest]

I'll bet.

I'm writing a letter to a family member telling them how much I hate them instead of just outright punching them in the face.

She wishes, more like.

Smart move, but not quite as satisfying.

 

[Samandiriel]

She wishes, more like.

Smart move, but not quite as satisfying.

LOL.


I choose wisely over who is going to be the reason I may go to jail. This one's not worth it.

I should start looking up some voodoo rituals.

 

[Guest]

LOL.


I choose wisely over who is going to be the reason I may go to jail. This one's not worth it.

I should start looking up some voodoo rituals.

If you need any help in moving any bodies...

 

[Samandiriel]

If you need any help in moving any bodies...

You are truly a good mate.

 

[Guest]

You are truly a good mate.

Nah, I just like the taste of fresh flesh.

 

[Samandiriel]

Nah, I just like the taste of fresh flesh.

You frighten me sometimes.

 

[Guest]

You frighten me sometimes.

 

[TxRad]

You frighten me sometimes.

Sister Lou Will frighten You.....

Hmmm, there's a poem in here trying to get out... now that is frightening...

 

[TxRad]

Or more likely a Limerick...

 

[Samandiriel]

Or more likely a Limerick...

Better.

 

[Guest]

Sister Lou Will frighten You.....

Hmmm, there's a poem in here trying to get out... now that is frightening...

Work it, baby, work it.

(Although limericks can be dirtier. )