And for Frimost's next thread(s)

[HeavyStick]

Cheeto's and Chlamydia piss me off.

Chivalry and Tea-bagging, which is the best move for the second date?

My penis and a Bear-trap. Why neither will go in a vagina.

 

[Problem Child]

"Why do all the good-looking chicks think they can diss me? I just don't understand it..."

"This chick at work digs me, but she's 10 lbs. OVERWEIGHT! Fuck that!"

"All the chicks in the world hate me? So fucking what, they're all whores!"