analyze the sperm

[neci]

please post pictures of your sperm here for analyzation.

ETA:

if you send your sperms, their analyzation will still be posted in the thread. part of the analyzation will include the inability to post them pubically. just what does that mean? probably more work.

i've changed my mind. any sperms sent via pm will be posted without reference to the identity of the user who sent them. please keep this in mind if you don't want your cock or wife's face posted on the GB.

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=37381294&postcount=87

 

[Generation]

Need a close up, or just a quick photoshoot?

 

[neci]

all of the above.

 

[neci]

time to fix the strawberry shortcake.

 

[evesdream]

Cue PSW, jacking onto the screen.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

http://thexodirectory.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Whole-body-of-a-sperm-whale.jpg

 

[neci]

http://thexodirectory.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Whole-body-of-a-sperm-whale.jpg

i need fresher sperm in order to make an accurate assessment.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

i need fresher sperm in order to make an accurate assessment.

http://www.australiangeographic.com.au/assets/images/article/journal/whale_crWayneOsborn_port.jpg

 

[evesdream]

http://thexodirectory.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Whole-body-of-a-sperm-whale.jpg

your sperm is a subjective reality, pursued by a doomed man.

 

[Sinny]

I'd like to see junk, in addition to sperm. Thanks in advance.

 

[ruminator]

Isn't there a matter of a release before posting pics like that?

 

[evesdream]

Isn't there a matter of a release before posting pics like that?

Arg, ruminator. Arg.

 

[ruminator]

Arg, ruminator. Arg.

aw, c'mon...it wasn't that bad was it?

ok...maybe it was.

I figured everyone here would be familiar with the signed release that has to accompany pictures.

 

[evesdream]

aw, c'mon...it wasn't that bad was it?

ok...maybe it was.

I figured everyone here would be familiar with the signed release that has to accompany pictures.

No it was good! *hesitates to ask what type of ink is used to sign this type of release*

 

[Sonny Limatina]

*hesitates to ask what type of ink is used to sign this type of release*

Reminds me of the old saying, "The penis mightier than the sword."

 

[ruminator]

No it was good! *hesitates to ask what type of ink is used to sign this type of release*

...ink?

huh...never thought of that.

that arg caused a flashback to the pirate gangs that used to roam these boards.

 

[evesdream]

...ink?

huh...never thought of that.

that arg caused a flashback to the pirate gangs that used to roam these boards.

heh the only things I'm missing are bad breath and a talking skull named Murray.

Reminds me of the old saying, "The penis mightier than the sword."

*runs out of the thread screaming lalalalala*

 

[ruminator]

heh the only things I'm missing are bad breath and a talking skull named Murray.



*runs out of the thread screaming lalalalala*

*aye*...ye must be the one that have tha booty then...

can we take a peek at your treasured chest?

 

[Sonny Limatina]

*runs out of the thread screaming lalalalala*

Reminds me of the old saying, "Reminds me of the old saying, 'the penis mightier than the sword,' is mightier than the sword."

 

[evesdream]

You guys are giving me hiccups

 

[ruminator]

You guys are giving me hiccups

just don't pee on the carpet.

 

[evesdream]

just don't pee on the carpet.

I will pee on the carpet, and the carpet will like it!

 

[ruminator]

I will pee on the carpet, and the carpet will like it!

How's the hiccups?

I hope I don't step in a warm puddle walking through here.

 

[evesdream]

How's the hiccups?

I hope I don't step in a warm puddle walking through here.

You will walk through a warm puddle, and you will like it!

 

[ruminator]

You will walk through a warm puddle, and you will like it!

I'm going to show an uncharacteristic display of trust here and take my shoes off.

...you're sure I'll like this?