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JollyRancherJen said:
I don't want the banana as my av pic lol. I just love it.
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Maybe a shot of your ass, while you are holding a banana.
 
JollyRancherJen said:
humm....that is a thought. But where to find a willing person to take said picture lol.
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I am sure there plenty of willing photographers, eager to take a shot at your ass.

If nothing else, most cameras have a 10 second timer.
 
JollyRancherJen said:
okay so my bf and i were talking and he wants me to have anal with him....only thing is ive never done that before....im thinking major ouch factor...and on top of that wouldnt that be messy?!?!?!? idk...i think i need sumone to tell me what exactly is involved in anal....anyone out there that can help?!??!??!?!?
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i was always worried about it being messy too, but that's never been an issue with us. go to the bathroom beforehand, if you're really worried about it, do a cheap enema from walwart (an anal douche). from there, the only thing i can suggest is really really really take your time. honestly, i wouldn't suggest doing it unless you both really love eachother because it's a REALLY intimate process, and he needs to realize that you are taking yourself out of your comfort zone for him and are really vulnerable, and need to work up to it. for us, it takes quite some time to get to a point where i am comfortable. use a lot of lube (jelly based is better in my opinion) start with fingers, and work your way up slowly. it'll probably feel really uncomfortable at first, but once you let yourself go, it does start to feel pretty damn good.
 
Vilac said:
The smell is awful....and the mess? Christ...you'll wind up throwing out the sheets. Better to use a plastic shower curtain under the both of you.

I'd definately be scared of the cancer, though. Ass-cancer is no laughing matter.
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what an ass. you are so full of shit. it is nothing like that at all. and in our case, no smell either.
 
BreeCarter said:
i was always worried about it being messy too, but that's never been an issue with us. go to the bathroom beforehand, if you're really worried about it, do a cheap enema from walwart (an anal douche). from there, the only thing i can suggest is really really really take your time. honestly, i wouldn't suggest doing it unless you both really love eachother because it's a REALLY intimate process, and he needs to realize that you are taking yourself out of your comfort zone for him and are really vulnerable, and need to work up to it. for us, it takes quite some time to get to a point where i am comfortable. use a lot of lube (jelly based is better in my opinion) start with fingers, and work your way up slowly. it'll probably feel really uncomfortable at first, but once you let yourself go, it does start to feel pretty damn good.
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now see people that was a GREAT answer that could have come in handy many moons ago lol. Damn anal cancer.
 
JollyRancherJen said:
now see people that was a GREAT answer that could have come in handy many moons ago lol. Damn anal cancer.
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:) well, if in the future you want honest opinions or advice, feel free to PM me. and sorry. didn't realize how old the thread was. i just saw it on the new posts.
 
JollyRancherJen said:
might as well bump this myself since I started it all. and for all wondering minds out there, yes it did happen. not at the time this thread was started, but it did happen. :nana:
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Omg i thought you were dead.

Thank god you're not. See, anal sex can be safe.
 
MechaBlade said:
Ouch. I hope they were the 6 oz ones.
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cans come in 6 oz.....damn I knew I should have asked someone about that lol. okay that hurt my ass just thinking about shoving cans of soda up it lol.
 
JollyRancherJen said:
o0o we forgot that part....humm care to take a trip to the poconos to man the camera for me?
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I don't know where that is, but okay.
 
BreeCarter said:
what an ass. you are so full of shit. it is nothing like that at all. and in our case, no smell either.
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do you not have any sense of humor?
 
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