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[RawHumor]

I dunno...that kinda sounds like it might be a fun time to be had by all.

Not much fun to be had if you're flowin'.

 

[BoobsNBrains]

Not much fun to be had if you're flowin'.

I expect a full recovery by the weekend.

 

[Cleopatra]

A Valentine's present, just for me!

Thanks Raw.

 

[RawHumor]

A Valentine's present, just for me!

Thanks Raw.

Which was your present? Getting to think about BnB with her cooter facing the doorway, or my ass cheese monologue?

 

[Cleopatra]

Which was your present? Getting to think about BnB with her cooter facing the doorway, or my ass cheese monologue?

Neither - it was finding this old thread.

But your ass-cheese monologue comes in a close second. And I can think about BnB's cooter any old time.

heh.

 

[RawHumor]

Neither - it was finding this old thread.

But your ass-cheese monologue comes in a close second. And I can think about BnB's cooter any old time.

heh.

But do you think about her cooter frequently?

Oddly, when one of my kids woke me up in the middle of the night and I couldn't get back to sleep, the whole ass cheese mantra came to me... man, I think I need therapy.

And you're welcome.

 

[RawHumor]

I expect a full recovery by the weekend.

I hope so. Cleo has some cooter-pervin' to do.

 

[Oscuridad]

I dunno...that kinda sounds like it might be a fun time to be had by all.

Very well,
we just won't do it with dragons in mind.

 

[revelator]

So this person asked me, via PM, if it's possible for them to have their ass fucked and NOT get ass cancer. I quoted my reply here:

Damn you. Now I gotta change pants.


Bumping for this guy. Let's take bets on his Lit ID.


I'm guessing Busybody or that Matrix guy.

 

[RawHumor]

Damn you. Now I gotta change pants.

OOoh, that's even better than being the cause of a messy monitor.

Excellent.

 

[BoobsNBrains]

OOoh, that's even better than being the cause of a messy monitor.

Excellent.

I've had to change my panties after being at Lit before.










I sneezed and peed a little.

 

[unregistered]

 

[RawHumor]

I've had to change my panties after being at Lit before.

I sneezed and peed a little.

Well I can't be blamed for that at least.

*resisting urge to run with the joke... resists*

 

[unregistered]

 

[BoobsNBrains]

Now is that the whole truth??

Ok, ok...I peed a lot once. But it was right after I had a baby. *emote*

 

[unregistered]

 

[kinky_scorpio]

Just ignor people saying cancer and messy and smell.

For the facts

WWW.puckerup.com

anal sex site with all the facts.

 

[so_crucify_me]

Yo, JollyRancherJen... Still Around To Read Your Thread?

Hi, JollyRancherJen.


Your post is kind of old
and yet it continues on.


Most everyone
have discouraged you,
and have had lots of fun besides.


I am an anus aficionado.
I blame women for it
for they have such
large buttocks.


To cut to the chase...
I sodomize women
with the excuse
that I would not want
to get them pregnant.
Of those who resist me,
I end the projected long-affair
with but a one-night-stand.
I mean, spare me the bullshit.
I am a dominating male
and expect women to submit.


As for the smell and mess...
armpits, groin, buttocks, and sweat
secrete pheromones that are an attractant.
The scent of a woman is heavenly.
So that... a fellatio emits a salivary odor,
her vagina has the smell of the sea,
her anus (rarely) exudes the funkiness of feces.
All natural odors that are not an aberrant matter at all.


As for the mess of anal sex...
again, it is quite rare
when the fuckee defecates beforehand,
when the sodomy is an evening event.
Now, if one is into scatology,
then mornings will envelope
the penis in shit,
after literally fucking the shit
out of a woman's shithole.


Cancer and soda cans?
That is for those
who make money
with their prolapse websites.


Gaping anuses?
The rectum distends
only for a few short minutes.


Pain in sitting?
Yes, and for some time.
The pain lasts 2 to 3 days
depending on penile size
and duration of punishment.


Lubrication?
I use my saliva.
It is free and not from a rich corporation.
It is pure and not manufactured synthetically.


I adore women.
I long to give them
clitoral, vaginal, and anal orgasms.

 

[BoobsNBrains]

*bump*

Just cause.

 

[spacekowboy]

Just cause.

Feeling like a little ass cancer are we?

 

[MechaBlade]

where are all the pics?

 

[Freya]

My favourite thread. Yay!

 

[RawHumor]

Feeling like a little ass cancer are we?

Sometimes ya feel like a nut.

Sometimes ya feel like a hopefully benign growth in the debth of one's bowels.

 

[spacekowboy]

Sometimes ya feel like a nut.

Sometimes ya feel like a hopefully benign growth in the debth of one's bowels.

Ha!

 

[niteshade]

I would dearly love a good, hard anal fuck right about now. It has been way way too long.