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[MechaBlade]

i have been busy and well after reading all the wonderful *cough cough* (bullshit) information you people gave me it did not make much of a diffrence. i guess since i needed to ask it wasnt for me and well its all good...

I will never forgive all of you for turning a girl away from the gospel that is Anal Sex.

 

[Vilac]

I will never forgive all of you for turning a girl away from the gospel that is Anal Sex.

Some people just aren't fit to read the gospel.



So sayeth Pastor Vilac.

Amen.
V~

 

[Feelfreetotouch]

OK-- I'm late to the thread-- Did it happen? If not, what a crime.

 

[BoobsNBrains]

I just felt like bumping this...

carry on.

 

[JollyRancherJen]

I will never forgive all of you for turning a girl away from the gospel that is Anal Sex.

might as well bump this myself since I started it all. and for all wondering minds out there, yes it did happen. not at the time this thread was started, but it did happen.

 

[rimmy]

I'd book that appointment with the doctor if I was you.

 

[JollyRancherJen]

I'd book that appointment with the doctor if I was you.

me and my anal cancer will be just fine thanks lol.

 

[bronzeage]

me and my anal cancer will be just fine thanks lol.

Tell him about the cure.

 

[Songcatcher]

Have you been anal all your life, Scarlett?

 

[revelator]

might as well bump this myself since I started it all. and for all wondering minds out there, yes it did happen. not at the time this thread was started, but it did happen.

Jen wins the "Good Sport Award" for bumping this thread.


Which will always rank as the funniest thread on Lit.

me and my anal cancer will be just fine thanks lol.

"ASS" cancer.

Please make a note of it.

 

[JollyRancherJen]

Jen wins the "Good Sport Award" for bumping this thread.


Which will always rank as the funniest thread on Lit.





"ASS" cancer.

Please make a note of it.

my bad. my ASS cancer and I will be just fine. lol. I am glad that I may have started the funniest thread, but if we can't laugh at ourselves who will right.

 

[bronzeage]

my bad. my ASS cancer and I will be just fine. lol. I am glad that I may have started the funniest thread, but if we can't laugh at ourselves who will right.

Hi Jen,
How are the stretching exercises going?

 

[JollyRancherJen]

Hi Jen,
How are the stretching exercises going?

haha not as well as one could hope for. still dealing with that whole single situation. but if it must come to going shopping i will beat that ass cancer.

 

[bronzeage]

haha not as well as one could hope for. still dealing with that whole single situation. but if it must come to going shopping i will beat that ass cancer.

Don't say beat, say spank, its way sexier.

"Spank that ass Cancer". Gets me hot just thinking about it.

 

[JollyRancherJen]

Don't say beat, say spank, its way sexier.

"Spank that ass Cancer". Gets me hot just thinking about it.

haha spanking ass cancer .....it does have a ring to it

 

[bronzeage]

haha spanking ass cancer .....it does have a ring to it

Its just the spanking. I don't really care about cancer.

 

[JollyRancherJen]

Its just the spanking. I don't really care about cancer.

awww come on now we should all want to cure ass cancer and if one can get spanked in the process well we all win lol.

 

[alabama]

Is this some classic lit thread I should read from page one?

 

[bronzeage]

awww come on now we should all want to cure ass cancer and if one can get spanked in the process well we all win lol.

Well, if you put it that way, the humanitarian in me, says we have to work on this.

 

[JollyRancherJen]

Is this some classic lit thread I should read from page one?

classic?....eh I don't know if I would say that. But it is interesting. If you have the free time I would read from page one, but you will see some of my best assanine comments ever.

 

[JollyRancherJen]

Well, if you put it that way, the humanitarian in me, says we have to work on this.

of course, but it is only for the cause lol.

 

[bronzeage]

of course, but it is only for the cause lol.

only cause I like butt sex so much. I am dedicated to the cause.

 

[JollyRancherJen]

only cause I like butt sex so much. I am dedicated to the cause.

haha now thats what I love to hear. dedicated to the cause.

 

[bronzeage]

haha now thats what I love to hear. dedicated to the cause.

its going to take a long time to get your sexy ass av at this rate. You need to post more.

 

[JollyRancherJen]

its going to take a long time to get your sexy ass av at this rate. You need to post more.

lol sum of us dont have that kind of free time