Anal

[RawHumor]

Should we move this thread to the How To forum?

 

[Chi-Guy31]

So... what was the focus of this thread again? Is it more of a 'How To' or more of a 'let's swap stories about our anal experiences'? I'm always up for swapping anal stories!

 

[BoobsNBrains]

Anal, good.

Ass cancer, bad.

If only we could separate the two.

It's just not possible. Would that it were...

 

[Hester]

Anal, good.

Ass cancer, bad.

If only we could separate the two.

anal fissure?

 

[rwattsIII]

yuck.......

anal fissure?

yuck.....

 

[revelator]

So... what was the focus of this thread again? Is it more of a 'How To' or more of a 'let's swap stories about our anal experiences'? I'm always up for swapping anal stories!

It's a cautionary tail - err, tale.

And no swapping is allowed. If you get ass cancer, you're stuck with it.

 

[Chi-Guy31]

It's a cautionary tail - err, tale.

And no swapping is allowed. If you get ass cancer, you're stuck with it.

I think I am safely avoiding ass cancer... you know, as a guy, the more your prostate is stimulated and massged the safer you are, plus consistent masturbation helps... so my dildos and butt plugs are here to save my life!

 

[spacekowboy]

So I'm wondering... Who here today is up for a healthy dose of ass cancer?

 

[Vilac]

How many times must I tell you??? Your cock is TOO BIG FOR MY ASS!!!

Mine isn't.

Trust me.

 

[breakwall]

bump. Vilac's b-day.

 

[BoobsNBrains]

bump. Vilac's b-day.

Ass cancer. The gift that keeps on giving.

 

[Cleopatra]

Ass cancer. The gift that keeps on giving.

If you're looking for a gift for Vilac, I hear Freya has a lovely assortment.

Retrieving it may be a bit of a problem though.

 

[BoobsNBrains]

If you're looking for a gift for Vilac, I hear Freya has a lovely assortment.

Retrieving it may be a bit of a problem though.

I'm game if she is. I have gloves.

 

[High Desert]

Ass cancer pales in comparison to making Daddy happy.

No smell! I've done this countless times with my wife and there was no smell.

Oh and, my wife, she got off last time we did it. Not that I can take much credit. She was on top.

The first time we did it she was in a lot of pain but I took it really slow. I guess the only advice I could give to a woman that's thinking about trying it is, make sure you trust the guy, because if he has any sort of girth, his patience can make all the difference in the world. If he's not patient, or just plan mean, it couldbe really horrible. If he's a nice guy and just pays total attention to you, then it could be a great addition to your sex life forever!

 

[ewopper]

is it proven ull get cancer?!?!?!.....cuz damn thats way not cool...i mean dont get me wrong im 19 and im up for new things but this whole anal things got me a bit freaked its like wtf is he thinking but apparently its supposed to be really good for him...but does the girl get anything from it?

talk to a doctor about it get medical data as to whether or not it causes cancer. I did it with two women in my life neither of them tested positive for anal cancer. I'm not going to tell you to do it or not but take your time at it and like someone said use plenty of lube

 

[BoobsNBrains]

talk to a doctor about it get medical data as to whether or not it causes cancer. I did it with two women in my life neither of them tested positive for anal cancer. I'm not going to tell you to do it or not but take your time at it and like someone said use plenty of lube

Don't tell her that shit.

It causes ass cancer, plain and simple. Just look at poor Freya, for Chrissakes.

 

[spacekowboy]

Don't tell her that shit.

It causes ass cancer, plain and simple. Just look at poor Freya, for Chrissakes.

You need a healthy dose of ass cancer if ya ask me

 

[BoobsNBrains]

You need a healthy dose of ass cancer if ya ask me

I need no such thing! How dare you!

C'mere and tuck me in, will ya? I'm a tired BNB.

 

[spacekowboy]

I need no such thing! How dare you!

C'mere and tuck me in, will ya? I'm a tired BNB.

Ass cancer never hurt nobody

sure thing sweets ... can i get a goodnight kiss and rubbing?

 

[BoobsNBrains]

Ass cancer never hurt nobody

sure thing sweets ... can i get a goodnight kiss and rubbing?

It hurt Freya's pocketbook. She had to buy new appliances. Big ones. And don't even get me started on the cost of her Depends every week. I don't know how the poor girl does it.

I'll kiss ya, but I ain't rubbin' nothin' tonight. I'm going to SLEEP.

 

[spacekowboy]

It hurt Freya's pocketbook. She had to buy new appliances. Big ones. And don't even get me started on the cost of her Depends every week. I don't know how the poor girl does it.

I'll kiss ya, but I ain't rubbin' nothin' tonight. I'm going to SLEEP.

SUcks for her

* You needn't be awake

 

[bmw1080]

well a parnter of mine has just been in for fix-up surgery. partly due to size. I odubt if we get back together that anal will be in the picture!

 

[RawHumor]

It hurt Freya's pocketbook. She had to buy new appliances. Big ones. And don't even get me started on the cost of her Depends every week. I don't know how the poor girl does it.

I'll kiss ya, but I ain't rubbin' nothin' tonight. I'm going to SLEEP.

Being an anal whore pays big bucks in Canada. It helps pay for all of her medical appliances.

 

[garbage can]

Really, though once you get used to the smell, mess and the gut wrenching pain it isn't so bad.

I mean like after the first 5 or 6 times you really start to almost like the smell.

sitting here laughing my fuckin' ass off.

Now, that's a real advertisment for corn holeing.

 

[JustSkye]

*laughing hard*