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[Oscuridad]

It's much more effective than a snooze alarm.

 

[snasu]

true. With the snooze button, I just keep pressing it again and again whereas with.....obviously need another cup of coffee.

 

[Vilac]

Best Thread Ever!

I couldn't agree more. It deserves a sticky *AND a

 

[Oscuridad]

true. With the snooze button, I just keep pressing it again and again whereas with.....obviously need another cup of coffee.

If you're not awake before, you certainly will be after.

Groggy in a differenet way perhaps, but assuredly awake.

 

[Hester]

funny you should bump this

just last night my man and i were in lustful embrace and I called out "give me ass cancer baby, give me your filthy cancer stick!!!"

The stench is still wafting from my bedroom this morning and i am thinking of wearing my soda can butt plug all day to maintain the memory.

 

[Freya]

funny you should bump this

just last night my man and i were in lustful embrace and I called out "give me ass cancer baby, give me your filthy cancer stick!!!"

The stench is still wafting from my bedroom this morning and i am thinking of wearing my soda can butt plug all day to maintain the memory.

Attach a rope to it, Hester.

Just in case.

 

[Oscuridad]

funny you should bump this

just last night my man and i were in lustful embrace and I called out "give me ass cancer baby, give me your filthy cancer stick!!!"

The stench is still wafting from my bedroom this morning and i am thinking of wearing my soda can butt plug all day to maintain the memory.

You really ought not let him insert lit cigars in your ass.

Think of the burn marks on the sheets.

 

[Hester]

Attach a rope to it, Hester.

Just in case.

i prefer calving chains. but a rope will do in a pinch

 

[Hester]

You really ought not let him insert lit cigars in your ass.

Think of the burn marks on the sheets.

if it's good enough for clinton and monica, it's good enough for us

 

[Freya]

i prefer calving chains. but a rope will do in a pinch

Attach it to something sturdy. A calf might work.

 

[Fuckity Fuck]

Betcha Vilac knows what this baboon's been up to!

http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/img/baboon.jpg

 

[Hester]

Attach it to something sturdy. A calf might work.

do calves get along well with gerbils and cats?

 

[Freya]

do calves get along well with gerbils and cats?

As long as they're declawed.

 

[Hester]

As long as they're declawed.

but i like it rough

 

[Oscuridad]

if it's good enough for clinton and monica, it's good enough for us

Well if you're going to follow fashion in your decadence...

 

[Freya]

but i like it rough

Cat scratch fever, baby.

Add that to the ass cancer, and you'll be done for.

 

[Oscuridad]

Cat scratch fever, baby.

Add that to the ass cancer, and you'll be done for.

What a way to go.

 

[Fuckity Fuck]

Cat scratch fever, baby.

Add that to the ass cancer, and you'll be done for.

Nuh-uh, cat scratch fever and ass cancer is caused by excessive amounts of lube. Go dry dick and you'll be skipping safely.

 

[Hester]

Cat scratch fever, baby.

Add that to the ass cancer, and you'll be done for.

true, but it is already too late to change anything

the upside to all this is that i have a safe place to keep my carry on luggage when i travel.

 

[Oscuridad]

true, but it is already too late to change anything

the upside to all this is that i have a safe place to keep my carry on luggage when i travel.

This lends interesting new meaning to "getting packed for a trip".

 

[Hester]

What a way to go.

i put a request in my living will to be sure they take the diaper off before i am buried

 

[Hester]

This lends interesting new meaning to "getting packed for a trip".

not to mention getting through the inspection at airport security

 

[Oscuridad]

i put a request in my living will to be sure they take the diaper off before i am buried

Wise.

And fashionable too.

 

[Oscuridad]

not to mention getting through the inspection at airport security

I do hope you pack carefully then.

It would be a pain to unpack, search, and repack just there.

 

[gravyrug]

Just when I thought this thread couldn't go any farther...