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weathered2
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We've...
...done quite a bit of anal play and have worked up to insertions probably equal to what you may embark on. My suggestion, if you can find it, is a packaged set of soft butt plugs in several sizes, starting from finger-sized up to something roughly equal to the average penis. You can get them at most adult-store websites, like Adam&Eve, etc. Then when you get comfortable with that, you should be ready. On the other hand, if you just happen to pick a partner like Marcvs, may the gods be with you.
p.s.-if you saw the other post about olive oil, keep that in mind, too.
...done quite a bit of anal play and have worked up to insertions probably equal to what you may embark on. My suggestion, if you can find it, is a packaged set of soft butt plugs in several sizes, starting from finger-sized up to something roughly equal to the average penis. You can get them at most adult-store websites, like Adam&Eve, etc. Then when you get comfortable with that, you should be ready. On the other hand, if you just happen to pick a partner like Marcvs, may the gods be with you.
p.s.-if you saw the other post about olive oil, keep that in mind, too.
cyndiesweet
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I missed the olive oil post. Where is it?
weathered2
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Cyndie...
...it was one about "Wierdest lube..." (you've ever tried) or something along those lines, I think. Just saw it today, but can't find it at the moment. Don't know yet if these things get dropped that quickly or if I just don't know how to adjust the range of default post filter. I mentioned taking a massage course in which the instructor admonished us NOT to use olive oil because it was much heavier than other oils and actually too slippery for a good massage oil. Well, we figured out that there were other circumstances in which that was a GOOD thing and have enjoyed that discovery extensively since, including rather extensive use for anal play.
...it was one about "Wierdest lube..." (you've ever tried) or something along those lines, I think. Just saw it today, but can't find it at the moment. Don't know yet if these things get dropped that quickly or if I just don't know how to adjust the range of default post filter. I mentioned taking a massage course in which the instructor admonished us NOT to use olive oil because it was much heavier than other oils and actually too slippery for a good massage oil. Well, we figured out that there were other circumstances in which that was a GOOD thing and have enjoyed that discovery extensively since, including rather extensive use for anal play.
lovetoread
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Its on the Personals board......
http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=52053
Stay away from eggwhites though.....
http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=52053
Stay away from eggwhites though.....
lovetoread
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Yep....... but your not gonna hold it against me are ya?
<smiling back>
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lovetoread
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JGuy said:Personally I'll never be able to order an eggwhite omelette with a straight face again.....
Order it? Heck I am unable to crack an egg open without thinking about it....
lovetoread
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Just imagine being in the mood and having your partner say "hold on honey,I just read about this new lube...."
Laughing...
And I can ONLY IMAGINE the story behind how anyone got the idea to use egg whites for this purpose in the first place... I REALLY, REALLY don't think I want to hear the true story about this....
Picturing an In-DUH-vidual looking at a dozen eggs before making breakfast... (Cue background music from the movie 2001)... As a low watt bulb suddenly gleams in the man's eyes... a smile slowly spreading across his face...
And I can ONLY IMAGINE the story behind how anyone got the idea to use egg whites for this purpose in the first place... I REALLY, REALLY don't think I want to hear the true story about this....
Picturing an In-DUH-vidual looking at a dozen eggs before making breakfast... (Cue background music from the movie 2001)... As a low watt bulb suddenly gleams in the man's eyes... a smile slowly spreading across his face...
lovetoread
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Re: Laughing...
Okay this may sound sexist,but I can see a guy thinking this up,but what I wonder about is this guy's partner....how could she let that happen?
Pan718 said:
Okay this may sound sexist,but I can see a guy thinking this up,but what I wonder about is this guy's partner....how could she let that happen?
lovetoread
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Re:Laughing...
Gee,of course I havent read anything like that...what kind of gal do you think I am?
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I'm a nilla as they come.....wouldnt dream of such things....
Pan718 said:
Gee,of course I havent read anything like that...what kind of gal do you think I am?
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I'm a nilla as they come.....wouldnt dream of such things....
