Anal Gapping Questions

redfunguy said:
hears a thought...
if you are ever on a ride in a submarine and it sinks and you get ejected from the torpedo hole you can put a can in your ass and pop the top and you will be propelled to the surface and eventually resuced



it could happen
:p

I never thought of that, but next time I'm in submarine I'll be sure to keep a can of pop in my ass, and I hope I don't get stuck on a desert island, because I can't figure out how to fit an inflatable raft in my ass.
 
mikumber said:
I have wanted to try putting things in my ass. I find it erotic. But I have always been afraid of stuff getting stuck.

Like this: http://poetry.rotten.com/potatoes-n-jelly/

Warning: not for the squimish

I used to be afraid of getting things lodged in there, but after trying it, I found that if you are careful there is nothing to be scared of. I can get the popcan all the way in, but once I feel it start to go deeper in, I know its time to push it out.
 
Probably not a good idea to use bottles...

I have seen all sorts of stuff put up ones ass, and I have used some odd things before myself, but i try to stay away from rigid objects. The rectum and large bowel are pretty tough but it wouldnt be difficult to perforate something with a sharp edge, so I stick to using toys made from silicon or some rubbery material.

The gape goes away pretty soon
 
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redfunguy said:
hears a thought...
if you are ever on a ride in a submarine and it sinks and you get ejected from the torpedo hole you can put a can in your ass and pop the top and you will be propelled to the surface and eventually resuced



it could happen
:p



LOL!! :D

Sorry, I thought this was hilarious.....
 
Chi-Guy31 said:
No, I know what a gape is, I was just pointing out that when adding '-ing' to the word, you do not double the 'p'. Gape becomes 'gaping', due to the original word ending in 'e', not 'gapping', such as 'snap' becoming 'snapping' - see the difference?

Anyway, I always sound like a jerk when I play grammar or spelling cop, sorry! And gapes are great, one of my fav things to see in porn...



LOL .....most people here do not try and misspell or use improper grammar.....but we get typing a little fast and items are missed....maybe you would like to edit one of my stories.....LOL I am sure I could give you an asprin headache :rolleyes:
 
I'd just like to say that having a 'goal' in terms of fitting large and exciting objects in your anus is the most noble and brave thing I've ever heard about. Godspeed.

:)
 
I don't have an answer for you, I just wanted to say *please* be careful using glass bottles!! There's a book called "Teleny", supposedly written (at least in part) by Oscar Wilde, where a character uses a wine bottle like that - and it breaks. It is *not* pretty.
 
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