An urgent plea to caucasian men

[badbabysitter]

We desperately need your expert opinions on black folks... especially your expertise on being black


Now is the time to grace the world with your boundless knowledge

 

[unregistered]

 

[badbabysitter]

Are you a Caucasian female? Why don't you tell us?

I've never claimed to be an expert, tis a sad failing of mine

 

[KRCummings]

Maybe they got raped. It seems to be a valid excuse for racism across the board.

 

[Vikingstone]

We desperately need your expert opinions on black folks... especially your expertise on being black


Now is the time to grace the world with your boundless knowledge

I once was a disc jockey in a mostly whitey joint in Memphis, TN. At the Xmas Party the AA folks dominated the dance floor and brought music for us to play. The (white) deejays took turns spinning and at one point I was dancing with a young black man (no homo) who was performing some amazing moves. I asked where he got his talent for dance. He said his cousin helped him to learn to move his body. I said the only thing MY cousin taught me was how to get free booze. He laughed and said it wasn't about the booze, it was about being able to shake it like the ladies like it...lovin' is better when you're wide awake.

Genius.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

We desperately need your expert opinions on black folks... especially your expertise on being black


Now is the time to grace the world with your boundless knowledge

You sound a little racist towards caucasian men.

 

[laZilla]

You sound a little racist towards caucasian men.

They are an endangered species. By like 2030 they will barely exist. They deserve a little respect, yo.

 

[Byron In Exile]

By Caucasian, do you mean the Uzbeks?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1EIXG894Ng

 

[dolf]

i'm not sure why but one guy has popped into my head...
we met in the city for a date, i hopped into his car, he apologised for not opening the door because, with all these people around, he didn't want to look all ''driving miss daisy''.
nice guy.

anywho, i'm not a white dude who knows what it is to be a black dude so i'll shut up.

 

[blobfish]

The only time I know what it's like to be a black man is when I look in my underwear.

 

[LillyO]

The only time I know what it's like to be a black man is when I look in my underwear.

You should probably have that looked at.

 

[blobfish]

You should probably have that looked at.

Are you asking for pictures?

 

[dolf]

soft tissue necrosis causes blackening.
i'm afraid only amputation can help blob now.

 

[LillyO]

Are you asking for pictures?

No i am concerned about your health. Dolf is right, I give it 48 hours before it drops off.

 

[dolf]

medical grade maggots might help.
...though they might cause some confusion.

 

[LillyO]

medical grade maggots might help.
...though they might cause some confusion.

Medical grade maggots? Ewwwwww.

 

[shoulderblade]

Could this be a situation for leeches? They are much quieter.

 

[blobfish]

This should be moved to the fetish board.

 

[LillyO]

Could this be a situation for leeches? They are much quieter.

Maggots are noisy? I have to still say Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Could this be a situation for leeches? They are much quieter.

No, leeches will just draw blood. They won't eat necrotic flesh.

 

[shoulderblade]

Maggots are noisy? I have to still say Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

When I was a kid a buddy of mine and I were cutting through a farm when we heard a buzzing sound. It turned out to be a dead calf full of maggots.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Any time I see or hear the word "maggot" I think of that. However for a small job like this it may not be a problem though it might be a little testy getting to sleep.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

What would you like to know?

 

[colddiesel]

Why kill another black man?

Why do Zulus kill Hausas and vice versa in South Africa? Why do Botswanans kill San people? Why do Shona kill Ndebele in Zimbabwe? Why do Hutu kill Tutsi?

Why do black people in sub-saharan Africa hate each other so much that they keep on killing each other. Should Caucasian men be bothered, or leave them to get on with it?

 

[blobfish]

Why do Zulus kill Hausas and vice versa in South Africa? Why do Botswanans kill San people? Why do Shona kill Ndebele in Zimbabwe? Why do Hutu kill Tutsi?

Why do black people in sub-saharan Africa hate each other so much that they keep on killing each other. Should Caucasian men be bothered, or leave them to get on with it?

Why would anyone want to kill Tutsi? She was hilarious on the Facts of Life.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Why do Zulus kill Hausas and vice versa in South Africa? Why do Botswanans kill San people? Why do Shona kill Ndebele in Zimbabwe? Why do Hutu kill Tutsi?

Why do black people in sub-saharan Africa hate each other so much that they keep on killing each other. Should Caucasian men be bothered, or leave them to get on with it?

Niggaz annoy the shit outta each other, just like they annoy white people. The Ik! people of Uganda use their kids as leopard bait, thazz how much Niggaz disgust them!