An Open Letter To Kinky

[Marxist]

This is in response to the letters I've been receiving from Kinky, who if he / she's not sexxxy then someone stole her act. She / he sent me a very interesting letter which was entitled : Really SORRY for MISS-spelling your name! Totally unintentional, I ASS-sure you! The only person that has consistenly misspelled my name and that I've complained about is an Unregistered troll, not Kin Ky. I don't believe Kinky and I ever exchanged real blows, just my suspicions. As most of you know, I'm no stranger to abuse (both giving and receiving), I just thought it was strange to get a Kinky-gram. I'm not going to show you the original letter that he/she sent without her/ his permission. I am going to show you my response. Am I wrong?

Dear Kinky,

You might understand what I'm about to say, then
again, probably not. You Kinky, are so fucking crazy
and without couth that I'm really shocked that we
haven't dated at some point in life. Your profile doesn't say if you're fish or fowl, I think you're a hare. If I had a
girlfriend like you, I'd use your jagged teeth to open
bottles of Guiness and jam pieces of carrot in your
ass just because I like to feed the rabbit.

I don't think you're Japanese, I'm pretty sure you're
American. I know a lot of non-native speakers and
none have the audacity or clear bemused malevolence of intention with which you assault the board at
Literotica. I find you and your pictures amusing
because they're not of you but some students that you teach. If
they're really of you then please be obliged to send
some nudes to the gang at the general board, we all need a laugh.

Marxist

And before people jump to the Kinkster's defense, consider who is doing the jumping.

And no, I'm not annoyed just hoping to see a nude or two.

 

[estevie]

*shaking head*

were you wrong to post your reply to KinKy? I don't know...but I for one, think it was totally unnecessary.

Just my opinion, we are still friends, right?

 

[Marxist]

*shaking head*

were you wrong to post your reply to KinKy? I don't know...but I for one, think it was totally unnecessary.

Just my opinion, we are still friends, right?

I don't know. I was just hoping to get some naked Japanese wabbit pix really. None in my box yet.

And the pix you sent, oh lord, we're friends most definitely friends. One question though, "how did you get the Harley in the hotel room?"

Your new tag line should read--

Estevie: An Invitation To Masturbation.

Just kidding, I haven't stroked the knot yet.

 

[estevie]

LMAO

you fuckin' nut! must be why i like ya

and shhhhhhh about those pics...or everybody will want some

 

[SEXXYNESS]

thats sexxyness

and im not kinky im vanilla

 

[TN_Vixen]

Just kidding, I haven't stroked the knot yet.

OOoh, let me know when you're ready? heh

 

[Ravenloft]

Kinky is simply insane, Sexyness is just clueless...
They can't be the same person...

 

[nasty]

It's an OPEN LETTER!!!!!!!! Better check it for Anthrax.

 

[Ravenloft]

*Grabbing my gas mask*

 

[KinkyLOVE]

* * * ( ( ( TREASURE HUNT for Marks Missed! ) ) ) * * *


Dear Marred Kiss,

Post my reply, oh please, do.
Yes, I'm begging you to, too.


Hey, you edited your original letter ere posting it here. Good show! For need to proofread mine, never fear, though.
Post it as I sent it to you, and I hope it curls a lip or two.
I whipped off a quick sketch of nasty prime-time Japanese T.V. That ought to be good for a chuckle or three!

Bonus for you? A close up photo of my pretty pussy.
I've just posted it in another thread, so you can search it out,
or post my love letter, and I'll tell where to look before I go to bed.

LOVE, Kin Ky

 

[Marxist]

Does anyone need more proof that Kin Ky is a 35 year old American teaching in the JET (Japan Exchange Teaching) program?

Hey Kink, next time try not using big words, correct tense, and articles correctly. These are the hardest parts of English syntax and grammar. Amazing how you slip in and out of it. Do people actually buy your act?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Actually, good skills with English grammar, vocabulary, and syntax do not always show a foreigner. I know quite a few non-native English speakers who have better English skills than the average American.

However, there is one thing they cannot do unless they really are American or have been living in America for a long time. They would not have mastered the various American idiomatic speech. Like yours when I don't understand you and mine when you don't understand me. Watch and see if Kinky trips up on it.

 

[Cheyenne]

It's a whole lot easier just to keep Kinky on ignore. My screen is less cluttered this way, too.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Yes, it is, Chey. Can't read that person's posts anyway. All those nasty colors they constantly use gives me seizures. Very inconsiderate of them, right? But hey, they can post it, I don't have to read it.

 

[Marxist]

KM, I lived in the Russian house in college and taught non-natives including Japanese. The way these letters are written, bad puns and rhyme, yet very lucid when angry, tells me that we're not dealing with a non-native. Take this for example:

Post my reply, oh please, do.
Yes, I'm begging you to, too.

Teaching a Japanese the difference between "too" and "to" takes practically a month. Hell, there's quite a few folks around here who still don't know the difference. Check out the comma usage also. Pretty experienced, no?

One thing I know for certain is that we're dealing with a man. Did you see the profile he posted? It's so sex/gender/age neutral as to virtually admit that he's a child molester. Maybe we ought to ask Laurel to ban him for the underage pictures?

 

[Beebeeblue]

God this hurts, but Marxist has a point. Anyone ever read kink's profile??? It reads nothing like she types here......case in point:

Two of my greatest passions are writing erotica and e-mail. These are somewhat combined in my job teaching Japanese university students to find e-mail pen-pals. Of course, most are very good girls and boys; however, even the best of students often are curious about experiencing their naughty natures unfettered. Then anything can happen and sometimes does. Don’t get me wrong. I’m very responsible about instructing my mostly cyber virgins in the uses of anonymous web-based addresses, nicknames, filters, and so on. When one of my sultry sheep occasionally confides in me how she spent her vacation visiting a lover she met on line in my class, all I can say is, “How romantic!” What else? I love vigorous sports both indoors and out, flying high when submitting to light bondage or strapping on my harness to soar into the heavens beneath my paraglider’s canopy. (See my photos!) At home when I’ve exhausted all my lovers, I spend my remaining energy improvising erotic music with heavy beat and blues rhythms.



I ask you, is this the same fucktard posting on our boards?????

 

[Marxist]

"...naughty natures unfettered..." Yep, definitely Japanese. I could hardly get my students to differentiate between "a" and "an" after a year. This one writes like D.H. Lawrence half the time.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I have kinky on ignore. Too many colors, so I have no idea.

I do know that they can learn proper English usage. It may take years for them to do so, but it can be done. Speaking and writing are two very different things, but you knew that.

Colloquialisms and culture, though. They are usually dead give aways. No matter how fluent you are in a language, unless you've fully immersed in it for a while, you aren't fluent in a culture. Even the well broadcast American one(s).

I went to a language college. Nothing was taught there but language. The teachers were non-American natives teaching their native tongue. I had 8 of these teachers and knew a lot more of them. You could always hear their native language, but when they wrote, you couldn't always see it without cultural clues. And these are people who have been living in America for years.

You can't tell by syntax alone. Some people are smart, you know. Of course, that doesn't mean that this kinky person is what s/he represents him/herself to be either. But that doesn't me s/he isn't.

 

[Guest]

"...naughty natures unfettered..." Yep, definitely Japanese. I could hardly get my students to differentiate between "a" and "an" after a year. This one writes like D.H. Lawrence half the time.

Which half?