An oldy, but a goodie
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hotlittlegirlwv
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GreenEyedGodess
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How am I to learn anything in life if I listen to people ordering me around. 
Seriously, it was a good one!
Seriously, it was a good one!
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Tis is also old but I drag it out now and then just to get a smile.
Things to do to keep to keep a healthy level of insanity…….
1. In your lunch hour sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself on the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
3. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone is over his or her caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.
4. In the memo section of your cheques, write, ”for sexual favours”.
5. Don’t use any punctuation marks.
6. As often as possible, skip instead of walk.
7. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically when they answer.
8. Sing along at the opera.
9. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.
10. Put mosquito netting around your work desk and play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
11. Five days in advance tell your friends you can’t attend because you’re not in the mood.
12. When the money comes out at the ATM (hole-in-the-wall), scream, and “I won I won! Third time this week!!”
13. When leaving the zoo start running towards the car park, yelling, “run for your lives, they’re lose!”
14. Tell you children over dinner, “due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”
Things to do to keep to keep a healthy level of insanity…….
1. In your lunch hour sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself on the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
3. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone is over his or her caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.
4. In the memo section of your cheques, write, ”for sexual favours”.
5. Don’t use any punctuation marks.
6. As often as possible, skip instead of walk.
7. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically when they answer.
8. Sing along at the opera.
9. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.
10. Put mosquito netting around your work desk and play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
11. Five days in advance tell your friends you can’t attend because you’re not in the mood.
12. When the money comes out at the ATM (hole-in-the-wall), scream, and “I won I won! Third time this week!!”
13. When leaving the zoo start running towards the car park, yelling, “run for your lives, they’re lose!”
14. Tell you children over dinner, “due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”
