An Ode to Blue Balls or a Very Bad Limerick

[miles]

There once was a guy named miles
With friends in the British Isles
But something went wrong
With his balls and his schlong
A terrible lack of pus-sy.

 

[Guest]

Miles,

Your limerick looks so lonely. I thought it might like another one so it wouldn't feel so isolated. But please remember one thing...this is NOT about you.

Please enjoy!

There once was a man who had balls
His joy came from hearing applause
When he suddenly cried out
The women started to pout
And proclaimed him the King of Southpaws.

 

[miles]

I know it's not about me - I'm right handed.

 

[Guest]

Whew!