An Introduction...Feedback Required...

[Ally C]

I came, I saw, I left ...

I'm a bit lazy and tend to hang around the first page of the 'General Board' making sounds when something catches my eye. Sometimes I venture further afield, but seeing as this thread has reared its head once more I just thought I'd type some words for the hell of it ...

I'm done now.

 

[Guest]

 

[KID ROCK1]

Thank You All...

~i~

 

[Ambrosious]

You're welcome??

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Kid Rock = XxplorHer = Fake Name and even if they're not they are because they all use the same dull "Made you look!" M.O. and they're all members of the DCL fan club neener-neener though I have no t-shirt for you Kid only a condom because if you're going to behave like a dick you should dress like one too you piss elegant dweeb and oh my god somebody buy me a comma.

Bu-Deep, Bu-Deep, That's all folks!

 

[Bahamut]

La, la, la, La, la, la,La, la, la,La, la, la,La, la, la,La, la, la,La, la, la,La, la, la,La, la, la,La, la, la,La, la, la,La, la, la,La, la, la,La, la, la,La, la, la,La, la, la,La, la, la,La, la, la,La, la, la,La, la, la,La, la, la,La, la, la,La, la, la,La, la, la,La, la, la,La, la, la,La, la, la,La, la, la,La, la, la,La, la, la,La, la, la,La, la, la,La, la, la,La, la, la,La, la, la,La, la, la,La, la, la,La, la, la,La, la, la,La, la, la,La, la, la,La, la, la,La, la, la,La, la, la,La, la, la,La, la, la,La, la, la,La, la, la,La, la, la,La, la, la,La, la, la,La, la, la,

Uhm......
Uhm......
Uhm......
Uhm......
A Ha.....
I got it.
Nope I Lost it.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Isn't that the theme song to "The Banana Splits"?

 

[KID ROCK1]

Sad...Very Sad...

~i~

 

[*bratcat*]

Re: Sad...Very Sad...

 

[KID ROCK1]

Does It Look Like I'm Gone...

~i~

 

[Xander]

No it looks like you cant a promise, even to yourself.

 

[KID ROCK1]

Before You Edit Your Post...

"I can't a promise not even to yourself"...

What the hell does that mean?

~i~

 

[Xander]

basically

That you're a fuck up.

Thank you for asking.

 

[KID ROCK1]

I'm A What...

Please refrain from such childish disses...Its obvious that i'm far superior to you...

~i~

 

[Xander]

You just proved my point

Thank you for that.

 

[KID ROCK1]

Hush...

~i~

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

NO dON'T WANNA !!!!

 

[AusTess]

Your First Name... Tess.(Duh)

Age...Legal and still perky.

Sexual Preference;I'm sexual.
Period.*s*


How long have you been posting on discussion boards...2 months?I cant remember.It seems like forever.

Your favorite FREE porn website;I can find porn on here?Wow.Modern technology huh?

Are you easily offended by what people post;A simple no.

Your favorite Rock band... ABBA?

Have ya ever watched Three's Company(The sit-com)... Huh?

What planet is Alf from(This is important)...

Who played Mork in the hit series Mork and Mindy... Mrs doubtfire.

Do you masturbate(Be honest)...Oh yes.
Oh god yes.
OH FUCK YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

How many sexual partners have you had...(Don't lie)...
Enough to know what's good an what aint.

Have ya ever had a threesome... Only when my son was about a month old and slept in the same room.

Do you like bondage...Within reason,ayup.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop...*Lives nextdoor to Nicole*
A wha?

Coke or Pepsi...Coke.
But it's gotta beflat and warm.

If you could have a one nite stand with anyone in the world who would be...Anyone?
Bill Clinton.
The man is a god.





Did i pass?

 

[KID ROCK1]

Home Wrecker...

Bill Clinton???

~i~

 

[AusTess]

Uhuh.
I know.
Bill Clinton.
Know a good shrink?

 

[KID ROCK1]

Sicko...

I bet you have a cigar fetish too...

~i~

 

[DMGCNTRL]

KIDROCK- Hows that Web TV working out for you?

Pretty neat Christmas present. Did your Mom tell you it's used? She blew me for it. Just so you know, those spots on the keyboard were dried remains of what she neglected to swallow. Remind her about next Tues. for me. Don't read any further or you'll ruin the surprise of your birthday gift. KIDROCKS Mom is getting him a new bike, it's going to have a Bananna seat and orange flag. Eight more B.J's and it's his. She was thinking about letting me take her anally, but last time she did that KIDROCK was the end result.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Once upon a time there was a little girl with no self-esteem. She was young and, unfortunately, quite ugly. She'd heard the stories of the ugly duckling blossoming into a beautiful swan. She was still waiting. She grown tall, but boyish not willowy. Her hair was long and blonde, but it was stringy, thin, and completely washed out her pasty white complexion. Of course, the brilliant red pimples brought color to her face.

The worse blow was that she was constantly mistaken for a boy, so she took to hanging around the internet where the boys didn't make fun of her. She could be anyone she wanted to be, a gorgeous woman or a gorgeous man. She took up the moniker of a popular rock singer and joined an IRC community. It was hard to keep from joining the real world once in a while because she was such a little studboy in chat. Everyone wanted to be her friend because they all thought she was actually one of the cool kids.

She grew a certain arrogance, as if she were the most invicible guy in the world, something that would never last outside of her computer. She hid her real life insecurities and pain behind a facade of cyberstud masculinity.

But then, she slipped up. Her cyber girlfriend eventually figured out that she was chatting with another girl, a liar. With her true self, a girl so ugly everyone thought she was a boy who'd been hit in the face with a bear trap one too many times, bared to the IRC buddies, she moved on. She surfed and surfed, until she found a bulletin board in a cyberplace that had never heard of her. She changed her name from BackstreetBoy1 to another, almost as cool singer and proceeded to make a large dramatic splash in the community.

She demanded answers and pictures, she flaunted herself as superior and better than everyone else. It made her feel better to lie about what was really nothing but inadequacy and failure. While she was on the bulletin board she fell in love. She knew that he wouldn't want her because she was such a nasty person to be with, and the other problem that she was a groundlessly arrogant prick on the board didn't help. She didn't think he'd understand if she told him the truth, that she wasn't a worthwhile human being and she was a girl to boot. He didn't like her at all now, but if he ever found out the truth he'd hate her.

One day, after her Dad got his morning blowjob from her, she got into her sister's nightstand and strapped on the strap on. She found a couple of marbles, put them into her mother's pantyhose and wrapped them around the strap on so she could have a decent sized pair of balls. She went online for a few moments to admire the inferior, though better than the aver poster, posting style of the love of her pathetic little life. For him she went out to the garage, and cut off her new dick and balls with a reciprocating saw. It took her a while to figure out how to work it, unfortunately she didn't take proper safety precautions and accidently cut into her iliac artery. She rationalized that when one cut one's dick and balls off, it was supposed to hurt.

Dragging herself into her bedroom she wrote a last post to the love of her life, then expired on the keyboard.

"Because I know you love me and can't get enough of my superior posting style I cut my dick off. Now we can be togethir you better aprecite it dude.

~1~"

The moral of this story is that stupid idiots lacking in even the most rudimentary cephalization and inability to distinguish shouldn't play with powertools.

 

[Latina]

Your First Name...

I use the pen name Latina. My REAL first name is a secret, it is an ancient Incan word meaning Goddess of the Sea. Maybe that's why I like sea creatures and love sex in waterfalls, showers, etc.

Age...

50

Sexual Preference...(Lord help me if this board is full of fags...Lesbians are OK)...

Male, one SPECIFIC male, age 45, named Frank, married to him 5 years.

Females Only...(Your measurments and be honest)...

38C-(28 to 30)-36

How long have you been posting on discussion boards...

Hmmm, about 2 years I think.

Your favorite FREE porn website(A link would be helpfull)...

Literotica, of course! You mean there are others!? Before I found Literotica, I used to go to couplesinlust.com, but that site is no longer free.

Are you easily offended by what people post(A simple Yes or No will do)...

Only if it is written in mean spirits.

Your favorite Rock band...

Hmm, hard to pick one. Depends on my mood, anything from Motown stuff (grew up on it) to Cher to male harmony groups like Back Street Boys. I like classical & jazz, too, not just rock.

Have ya ever watched Three's Company(The sit-com)...

Yes.

What planet is Alf from(This is important)...

Melmac (how do I know that?)

Who played Mork in the hit series Mork and Mindy...

Robin Williams.

Do you masturbate(Be honest)...

Did when widowed. Don't need to with my husband, whose sex drive is as sky-high as my own!

How many sexual partners have you had...(Don't lie)...

Hmmm, there was..and then...and...oh, well, five, counting two husbands. And one ALMOST with a woman, didn't have the courage to go through with it.

Have ya ever had a threesome...

No. Thought about it with the woman who was an almost. I'd want it to be one man and one woman with me.

Do you like bondage...

Never tried it, but NO!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop...

Don't know. Takes about 10-20 licks on HIM, before I can't resist sliding him past my lips, and then I never DO get to find it how many licks it would take!

Coke or Pepsi...

Diet Coke. Can't have sugar (diabetic) and diet Pepsi is WAY too sweet for my tastes!

If you could have a one nite stand with anyone in the world who would be...

I have the guy I want. Used to fantasize about Tom Selleck.

-- Latina

 

[bluntforcemama]

First off I have no idea who the hell any of you are so in order for me to grace this board with my presence I need some info about you peeps...

Fill out the following survey and i'll decide based upon your answers if this board is worthy of me...
Kaydia, 22, Hetero, going on Bi, 34A, 28, 36, 6 months or so, http://www.pleasure-zone.com , No, unless it's about BDSM, U2, Yes (I hate John Ritter), no clue, Robin Williams, 1 partner, oh yes I love my clit, No, but I think I'm about to with another Lit member and their spouse, mild bondage can be okay, but like I said about BDSM (machine gun, I'm telling you), 2 licks, Pepsi (I was at the Atlanta Olympics and got really tired of Coke), Adrian Paul... and that sums it up!