An Introduction...Feedback Required...

[Juspar Emvan]

Here, what goes on

I didn't bother to readmost of the thread since I was here last, but is something wrong with Kid? He left the thread unattended for 8 hours before his last post and another 5 since then. I think perhaps the boy needs a doctor. Kid, are you out there we miss your mad posting skillz?










Oh you guys are just gonna hate me for bringing this back to the top, but he amuses me.

 

[KID ROCK1]

I Hate You...

I don't have time today to check and see if the president of my fanclub has replied or posted...

Make sure all those KR1 newsletters are mailed out today...My fans are waiting...

~i~

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I go away for a few weeks and the best you people can come up with in the way of a Troll is this dee cole wannabe dingleberry whose best taunt amounts to, frankly, "I know you are but what am I?" Listen salisbury steak and peanut butter celery breath meet me after third period lunchroom recess and we'll ring doorbells together and run cause we baaaaaad. I'll change my name to something "street" too, like, "MC/DCL" or something, and we'll both pretend you aren't a 50 year old fat white guy named Melvin Lipshitz who hides in his tract home so the neighbors won't scroll for his name on the Chester Molester CD they got from the local precinct.

Welcome to the Board. I hope you stay. Please?

 

[KID ROCK1]

You've Just Joined My Fanclub...

Introducing KR's newest member...

Dixon Carter Lee...

**Round of applause**

What size T-shirt do you wear...

~i~

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Wasn't there another guy who did this? What was his name -- started with a "W" I think. He took every insult as a hearty slap on the back and a "welcome to my fan club" kind of thing. He thought we were all "in" on his game, and we were all pals. Sheesh. What a putz he was.

 

[KID ROCK1]

Sounds Like...

He was someone who had fun posting and didn't take this stuff seriously...

I also have a book on sale about how NOT to take the internet seriously...

Would ya like an autographed copy with your T-shirt...

~i~

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

No. I'm done now. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

 

[KID ROCK1]

Do You Mind...

I really don't have time to wind you up and watch you scurry across the floor like a mouse so if ya don't mind just answer the following questions...

Do you consider yourself a internet tough guy...

Do you like be played like a fiddle...

When you get pissy do you pound your fists on the keyboard...

On a scale of 1-10 rate your "smack" ability...

What size T-shirt do you wear...

Are you done looking silly on a discussion board by trying to insult ME...

Am I your role model yet...

~i~

 

[Siren]

DCL !!!!

 

[Beebeeblue]

Hey pookierock...you just want to be 1% of the man that DCL is. Get a life! Don't you have some masturbating or something to do???

 

[KID ROCK1]

Now That Hurt...

The ever popular diss...

"Get a life"...

OUCH!!! Very Clever...

Smack value = 1 out of 10...

"Do I have some masturbating to do"...

Not right now...I took care of that this morning...LOL

Is there any competition on this board at all cuz this is too easy...

~i~

 

[Purple Haze]

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[KID ROCK1]

Thats Disgusting...

Don't ever post that crap on MY thread again...

Thanx...

~i~

 

[Guest]

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[*bratcat*]

HAHAHA

 

[Guru]

 

[Beebeeblue]

Well it looks like pookie can walk the walk.

 

[KID ROCK1]

Dickhead???

That was weak...

Come on peeps...

You can do better than this...

I'm disappointed in the lack of any challenge here...

~i~

 

[Kasha]

ummmm I don't want to get any shit started....but

Did I hear someone say Dallas' Original Limp Daddy??

 

[Cheyenne]

OMG, you people are making me choke on my dinner - I'm laughing so hard! DCL- good to see you back. PurpleHaze- PERFECT. Love the walking dickheads. Except, they're supposed to be limp to be KidRock, right?

Keep it up, people. Even if KidRock can't.

 

[TurnerBackwards]

I dont know why I am even responding to this guy. I usually just let people like this wallow in their own self pity, but this one is just asking for it. For starters I havent heard the term peeps since I was in the sixth grade trying to teach myself to breakdance in my backyard. GROW UP! Two: I havent seen anyone posting such pre-pubsent bullshit since my days back on AOL when it was the only way most people could get on the net.

If this half witted limp dicked, sheep fuckin, wanna be shit talkin' mother fucker wants to lock horns with a real WEB KILLER, just give me a call. I'll have him backed so far into his hole he will never show his face at a BB again.

 

[Chuckus]

I am gonna make some popcorn, this is gonna be fun. *stepping back out of the room*


*stepping back in the room*
Oh and kiddie rockie pooh boy, Come and Get Sum. *stepping back out of the room and thumping my finger on my forehead and just saying "Geesh some people just don't get it"*

 

[Beebeeblue]

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Here we go....

 

[Bahamut]

Hey KidRock.....

If you need a hand thrashing anyone.....

Give a shout.....



The time as come to stop being nice.....

Laissez le cri perçant de cieux, et sentez la douleur, des âmes faibles.



~Cyan BloodsBane~

 

[KID ROCK1]

Sad...

You peeps continue to waste yo time trying to insult ME...Haven't you figured out how I play MY game...You peeps are so predictable...

One of these days you peeps will finaly GET IT...Until then go ahead a talk your weak smack so I have something to laugh at the next time I check back...

Hook Em Horns...

~i~