An Introduction...Feedback Required...

[Katerina Val-Kyrie]

Sorry, didn't realize you changed the topic, silly me!

Your First Name...Katerina

Age...41

Sexual Preference...(Lord help me if this board is full of fags...Lesbians are OK)... Men

Females Only...(Your measurments and be honest)...My secret

How long have you been posting on discussion boards...On Literotica, since Nov, 99

Your favorite FREE porn website(A link would be helpfull)... Here, only

Are you easily offended by what people post(A simple Yes or No will do)...No

Your favorite Rock band...Classic Rock, The Eagles

Have ya ever watched Three's Company(The sit-com)...Yes

What planet is Alf from(This is important)...Ork? Nope, thats Mork from Ork!

Who played Mork in the hit series Mork and Mindy...Robbin Williams

Do you masturbate(Be honest)...Yes

How many sexual partners have you had...(Don't lie)...One

Have ya ever had a threesome...No

Do you like bondage...Yes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop.. A couple of licks and then, crunch!

Coke or Pepsi...Pepsi

If you could have a one nite stand with anyone in the world who would be...Nicholas Cage

KitKat

[Edited by Katerina Val-Kyrie on 02-24-2001 at 08:26 PM]

 

[KID ROCK1]

LOL!!!

I actualy liked your answers...

~i~

 

[willfulbrat]

Your First Name...I'd rather not say, it's unusual

Age...33

Sexual Preference...(Lord help me if this board is full of fags...Lesbians are OK)... Men

Females Only...(Your measurments and be honest)...Don't know

How long have you been posting on discussion boards...About a month

Your favorite FREE porn website(A link would be helpfull)... Literotica is first, then Thumbzilla.com

Are you easily offended by what people post(A simple Yes or No will do)...No

Your favorite Rock band...Van Halen

Have ya ever watched Three's Company(The sit-com)...Yes

What planet is Alf from(This is important)...?

Who played Mork in the hit series Mork and Mindy...Robbin Williams

Do you masturbate(Be honest)...Yes

How many sexual partners have you had...(Don't lie)...15 (Yikes! I answered that one with my hubby standing right there!)

Have ya ever had a threesome...Yes

Do you like bondage...Yes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop.. I always bite right away

Coke or Pepsi...Diet whatever

If you could have a one nite stand with anyone in the world who would be...someone I talk to online from Literotica

 

[KID ROCK1]

Question For The Board...

How come so many "married" people post on a porn board...

~i~

 

[KID ROCK1]

I Assume...

The question was too difficult...

~i~

 

[Katerina Val-Kyrie]

Because it is just so much fun! KitKat

 

[KID ROCK1]

Typical Canadian Reply...

In-dirrect answer to a simplistic question...

~i~

 

[Siren]

If I answer your stupid questions will you go away?

 

[Angel]

Goddamnit, I thought I was the only one you pimped.
No more Raw Sex for Siren.

::huffs off::

 

[Siren]

Angel you know I pimp you for top dollar only....

 

[Xander]

C'mon Guys KidRock is a waste of time.

Btw Siren, please log on. I need to talk to you. You too Angel, btw.

 

[Siren]

I know Xandy........

 

[Angel]

Hm so how much does a Top-Notch Angel pull in a night?

 

[Siren]

Not quite enough in my book.....

 

[Morgoth]

Your First Name...Dima(said Dema. I'm foreign, okay!?)

Age...college years

Sexual Preference...(Lord help me if this board is full of fags...Lesbians are OK)... Women.

How long have you been posting on discussion boards...About a year

Your favorite FREE porn website(A link would be helpfull)... Literotica

Are you easily offended by what people post(A simple Yes or No will do)...No

Your favorite Rock band...I don't know, I like 'em all

Have ya ever watched Three's Company(The sit-com)...

What planet is Alf from(This is important)...?

Who played Mork in the hit series Mork and Mindy...

Do you masturbate(Be honest)...Yes

How many sexual partners have you had...(Don't lie)...13. Oh, shit, my girlfriend's coming in here!

Have ya ever had a threesome...Yes

Do you like bondage...No

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop.. I don't eat 'em

Coke or Pepsi...Coke, or any other soft drink, other than diet or Pepsi.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Ok Kid

Lets get serious here. First, I posted a while back with some legit responses to your infintile blathering. Then you accuse me of trying to flame you. Get real.

You are full of big words when you post your half hourly speel to keep this train wreck on the top of page one, but your come backs to your antagonists are meerly 'playground disses.' If you seriously want to convince anyone here of your age (30 you claim) or intelect (superiour you claim) you had better change your style. Hey, if you want to be anti establishment, to stir up a few ruccuses, go right ahead. But, your attitude and inability to find any worth while diversion other than defending you supposed superiority and givng yourself exposure will make you a constant target for dissing. If you want an intelegent argument, start one, not this childish "I'm better than you and there's nothing you can do to prove me wrong."

You say you are here to interact with other individuals, that you enjoy diversity? I wonder who you are paroting there, trying to sound cultured? Frankly your lack (bar one) of accaptance of a single other point of view makes a mockery of this stance.

Finally, you claim extensive experience in dealing with the type of response you are getting from this community. This does not surprise me one bit, and if you think that is because we envy you, I suggest therapy.

I'm bored with you and with this thread, but my morbid fascination will probably bring me back. I know this just validates you and makes you feel special, but I can't help it. Hopefully you will demonstrate some growth, I think perhaps you could be a constructive member of this community one day.

 

[KID ROCK1]

Happy Sunday Morning...

I see my fanclub continues to grow larger everyday...Jespar is now officialy the president of the Literotica chapter...

Official members so far...

Siren...
Dark Angel...
TF...
Sweet Cherry...
Cheyenne...
Busty...

You should be getting your KR1 T-Shirt, KR1 newsletter, and membership card in the mail real soon...

I will be adding new members all the time so don't feel left out cuz I didn't mention your name yet...

~i~

 

[R Nitelight]

KID ROCK1

Good.
Because I did for a minute....

 

[Cheyenne]

Hey, my name made it on a list! Oh, goody!

Was this a fan club for snakes? Kiss my asp.

 

[SweetCherry]

Geez, tell a guy to go fuck himself and ignore him, and you end up on his fan club list. How does that work?
Boy, he must be REAL hard up for attention like that.

Oh well, out I go to ignore the juvenile delinquent again>

 

[KID ROCK1]

Time To Throw A Swerve In This Thread...

Since all of you seem to be sexperts then answer this question...

In your opinion what is more intimate...

Kissing...

Oral Sex...

Or...

Intercourse...

Feel free to explain your answer...

~i~

 

[SweetCherry]

Amazing. Finally something intelligent and thought provoking from THIS creature. Hell must be freezing over now!

And FYI....NONE of those is the most intimate in my book. Deep and meaningful conversation and connection of the heart and soul is more intimate than anything in the world. The one person in this world who intimately knows me has never even been on the same continent as me. I have never kissed him, had oral sex with him, nor had sexual intercourse with him. But the intimacy is there, and stronger than it is with anyone else who has ever known me.

 

[jcgirl]

Kissing

 

[KID ROCK1]

Hmmmm...

Sweet Cherry made an interesting comment that I never have thought of before...I suppose deep meaningfull conversation can be intimate but I don't think thats the most intimate thing between two people...

My rankings out of three and now four choices...

#4...Conversation...
#3...Intercourse...
#2...Kissing...
#1...Oral sex...

~i~

 

[Bahamut]

Re: Happy Sunday Morning...

I see my fanclub continues to grow larger everyday...Jespar is now officialy the president of the Literotica chapter...

Official members so far...

Siren...
Dark Angel...
TF...
Sweet Cherry...
Cheyenne...
Busty...

You should be getting your KR1 T-Shirt, KR1 newsletter, and membership card in the mail real soon...

I will be adding new members all the time so don't feel left out cuz I didn't mention your name yet...

~i~

I feel honored to.....

Make a list.....

Of such greatness.....

KidRock1.....

Thank you.....

You have given me great hope for my.....

Fibble life.....

Now, I can stop with the.....

And carry on with.....

If I only would have met you before.....


~B