An Introduction...Feedback Required...

[KID ROCK1]

Sheesh...

All you "chicks" are prolly fat and ugly...

Until I see pix I stand by that statement...

I hear its all you can eat at The Grazing Coral tonite...

~i~

 

[Nicole]

Oh but Jennifer we love you dear. I'll listen if you want to tell someone, I am afterall a man pretending to be a woman

 

[SweetCherry]

Nicole, Does Havoc know you're really a man?

 

[CreamyLady]

"Chicks," "peeps" . . .

He has a CHICKEN FETISH!!!! Send him to Laurel's chicken breast thread!

I'll bet his favorite band is Korn.

 

[Purple Haze]

Kid Rock,

Would you like to see a pic of me?

 

[KID ROCK1]

Hi...

What kinda name is Creamlady...

~i~

 

[christo]

Pwooock, pwock pwock pwock

You know what was a good movie? "Chicken Run". I know it looks like a kids movie, and, well, it is, but fun for the whole family. For the chicken enthusiast, a must-see.

 

[Nicole]

Nicole, Does Havoc know you're really a man?

I think the pics he has of me pretty what clear that up, but thanks for asking

 

[Ksss]

Your First Name... K
Age... old enough to know better

Sexual Preference...(Lord help me if this board is full of fags...Lesbians are OK)...men

Females Only...(Your measurments and be honest)...34-40-44

How long have you been posting on discussion boards...longer than you apparently

Your favorite FREE porn website(A link would be helpfull)...ummm, I thought this was a FREE porn site

Are you easily offended by what people post(A simple Yes or No will do)...no

Your favorite Rock band... oh, there are too many to choose from
Have ya ever watched Three's Company(The sit-com)...I think so, is this really relevant???

What planet is Alf from(This is important)... This has got to be a joke...

Who played Mork in the hit series Mork and Mindy... Robin Williams...duh!

Do you masturbate(Be honest)...no

How many sexual partners have you had...(Don't lie)...hmmm, this one is tough...2...doesn't it take 2 to make a partnership??

Have ya ever had a threesome... yes, when playing pictionary, it's not fun with less than that

Do you like bondage... aren't we all slaves in some form or another??? Slaves towork, bills...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop... OHHHHHHH, this is easy!!!...1

Coke or Pepsi... coke

If you could have a one nite stand with anyone in the world who would be... nope, don't wanna stand all night

Thats all peeps...I'll check back later and based upon your answers i'll decide if this board is worthy of me... Perhaps we are not worthy of you, but are you worthy if us???

 

[*bratcat*]

Re: Kid Rock,

 

[CreamyLady]

Re: Hi...

What kinda name is Creamlady...

~i~

Incorrect, to begin with. It's "CreamyLady."

 

[KID ROCK1]

Purple Haze...

Sure...

Why not...

~i~

 

[Pyper]

Actually, Creamylady, why are you creamy? I've been wondering that.

 

[Purple Haze]

You have to ask me nicely, Handsome.

I wouldn't want you to think I'm easy.

Ask nicely, it's worth it.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Siren]

This is a thread for how to meet and influence people...NOT

 

[CreamyLady]

It's no great mystery. I like whipped cream, and a former lover liked the way I ate the whipped cream from my desserts (not him!).

I love creamsicles though.

 

[Budman]

*sighing* see my sig line kid whatever the hell. ohhhh if only I could!!!!!!!!! Get a life Kid-whoever. Come visit us when you grow up. If you ever do. Which, judging from your posts so far, you never will.
I admire you ladies for keeping your cool, and for your scathing answers (which probably flew right over this cukoo's nest)

 

[R Nitelight]

I'm guessing young Mister Rock is an eight grader. And not one of the popular eighth graders, either.




[Edited by R Nitelight on 02-21-2001 at 03:45 PM]

 

[Juliangel]

I'm guessing young Mister Rock is an eight grader. And not one of the popular eigth graders, either.

LOL that is about the same grade level I was thinking too.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[KID ROCK1]

Eigth Grader...LOL

Sorry Spudsman...

Far from it...

Do emotioncons work on this board cuz I feel like laughing...

Lets see... :lol

~i~

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Pyper]

Oh, I hate to admit it, but I love this.

It's a guilty pleasure, like watching Jerry Springer.

Somebody want to hit somebody else with a chair?

 

[SimplySouthern]

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that you aren't the asshole you seem to be, but perhaps someone who is a bit misguided about how to approach people.

Your answers follow.

Your First Name...uh. Nope. Not a safe move.

Age...24

Sexual Preference...(Lord help me if this board is full of fags...Lesbians are OK)...straight but bi-curious

Females Only...(Your measurments and be honest)...Women aren't as measurement concerned as are men. I don't know what mine are. I would say that I am well proportioned, however.

How long have you been posting on discussion boards... a little over a year.

Your favorite FREE porn website(A link would be helpful)... This is my favorite porn site. Hands down the best.

Are you easily offended by what people post(A simple Yes or No will do)... No.

Your favorite Rock band...AC/DC

Have ya ever watched Three's Company(The sit-com)...Who hasn't? I adored Mr. Roper. He was a real sexpot.

What planet is Alf from(This is important)...Melmac

Who played Mork in the hit series Mork and Mindy...Robin Williams

Do you masturbate(Be honest)...yep. Daily.

How many sexual partners have you had...(Don't lie)...entirely too personal. However, I can count them on one hand.

Have ya ever had a threesome...

Do you like bondage...My favorite only if coupled with a spanking and hair pulling.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop... 3

Coke or Pepsi...Coke

If you could have a one nite stand with anyone in the world who would be...I'll reserve this answer until such time as I can make a real decision. I need to think about this one.

Do I at least get a thank you for answering?