An in-depth conversation...

[tortoise]

i hope it's a rectal one....

LOL

Reminds me of Navin R. Johnson:

I'm picking out a thermos for you.
Not an ordinary thermos for you.
But the extra best thermos that you can buy,
With vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in!
I'm picking out a thermos for you,
And maybe a barometer too,
And what else can I buy so on me you'll rely,
A rear end thermometer too!

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0783226799.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

 

[tortoise]

A lefty?

Cool.

See, that's the wacky thing. I'm a righty when it comes to everything but self-luvin'.

 

[tortoise]

Okay, that cock of yours had me laughing out loud!

Ginny , you lucky chica... you' got the coolest tortuga on the block !

<big goofy grin>

Why hello there, Ms. Oyster! Good to see you.

I am the lucky one. Just call me Tortuga Afortunado.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

I think we should shoot this on 8mm. The location will need to be a big bathroom to accomodate the crew but we need to be able to sell the idea that it's intimate - for the jerking off scenes anyway.

I think the conversations between the cock and brain should take place over cell phones with the brain sitting in a nice french bakery enjoying the finer things while the cock takes up place at a strip joint enjoying the finer things.

casting:
Jackoffer - tortoise
Brain - Patrick Stewart
Cock - Orlando Bloom
Strippers - Amelia, Sunny, Ginny and Ruby
French waiter - IFB

edited to add one more character....we need an alluring female to entice the brain in the deli when he starts to agree with cock...so:

Famke janssen?
Catherine Zeta Jones?

I need an alluring brunette.......anybody have any ideas?

 

[amelia]

Strippers - Amelia, Sunny, Ginny and Ruby

yipppeeee! when i auditioned for this role, i wasn't even sure there would be a movie. i'm so glad i got cast. that means my bumping and grinding were not in vain.


*edited to add..why does the alluring woman have to be a brunette? why can't she be a blonde?

ur a hater IFB.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

yipppeeee! when i auditioned for this role, i wasn't even sure there would be a movie. i'm so glad i got cast. that means my bumping and grinding were not in vain.

I may need to have another round of auditions this weekend. Mostly for blocking purposes, you already have the role

 

[tortoise]

I'm so there!

I'm thinking that a 3 wall studio mockup of a bathroom would work best. Sure, it would up the budget a bit, but we gots to make sacrifices for our art, ya dig?

Oh, and I don't wanna quibble with your casting, but I'm thinking Orlando Bloom's voice might be a bit... refined... for my cock. I'm thinking he's more of a Dennis Leary type.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

I'm so there!

I'm thinking that a 3 wall studio mockup of a bathroom would work best. Sure, it would up the budget a bit, but we gots to make sacrifices for our art, ya dig?

Oh, and I don't wanna quibble with your casting, but I'm thinking Orlando Bloom's voice might be a bit... refined... for my cock. I'm thinking he's more of a Dennis Leary type.

But we need to go younger. We need a hard body with pure physical attraction, no?

(funny side note, my first choice for your cock was Mickey Rourke)

HAhahahahaa.....we could be nearing creative differences soon. Another hit killed in pre-production by a writer and director argument over casting

 

[tortoise]

edited to add one more character....we need an alluring female to entice the brain in the deli when he starts to agree with cock...so:

Famke janssen?
Catherine Zeta Jones?

I need an alluring brunette.......anybody have any ideas?

<raising hand enthusiastically>

I know without a doubt that Ginny was born for this particular role!

We can use another alluring brunette to play the third stripper. May I be so bold as to nominate Ms. Sela Ward:

http://biphome.spray.se/dan.nordlof/gallery4/Sela%20Ward.jpg

Yum.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

*edited to add..why does the alluring woman have to be a brunette? why can't she be a blonde?

ur a hater IFB.

I decided Brain would like brunettes and Cock would like blondes. That's all. But there is a special moment between you and cock where you tease him and he's totally into it (this makes left hand stroke a bit more wildly). If tortoise let's me cast Orlando then you'll get pinched on the butt by
him ;-)

Otherwise you may be getting pinched by Denis Leary.

 

[amelia]

well if that's the case than i suppose it was miguided to have doubted you.

i do love the orlando bloom. please tortie..for me. *assuming the begging position*

 

[tortoise]

But we need to go younger. We need a hard body with pure physical attraction, no?

(funny side note, my first choice for your cock was Mickey Rourke)

HAhahahahaa.....we could be nearing creative differences soon. Another hit killed in pre-production by a writer and director argument over casting

No no, we can work this out!

Hmm... so we need hard body for the cock, but with a thuggy edge. Oh oh oh! I know! Vin Diesel! I can't stand the man, personally, but he could use his Iron Giant voice.

 

[tortoise]

well if that's the case than i suppose it was miguided to have doubted you.

i do love the orlando bloom. please tortie..for me. *assuming the begging position*

Hmm... I keep seeing the refined Legolas, and it just doesn't work for me. Elves and cocks just don't mix.

On the other hand, with his new pirate movie coming out, he may have picked up enough of a sailor's vocabulary to fit the bill. I'd still need to be convinced that he can be sufficiently nasty to play Cock, but an audition is not out of the question. I'm flexible like that.

 

[amelia]

i'll uhhh..compromise and go for Vin. i mean..for the sake of the project. i'm generous like that.

 

[sunstruck]

Ok I'm probably going to get my ass ragged for revealing this, but I did strip once. LOL

A good friend in undergrad was working her way through as an exoitc dancer and one a month the club she worked at had amature night.

I used Mustang Sally and I came in 3rd out of 15. LOL

Shhhh. Don't tell anyone.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Nah tort, Vin will work nicely. He has that physical appeal, and I can see the ladies totally flocking around him. He has that brad pitt edge without being brad pitt whom I wanted to stay away from.
Bravo, we have a cast! Except for Sela.......i mean, she's an amazing beauty but not a stripper. We'll have to work on that.

I'm glad to see Sunny has taken to method acting for her role, though

 

[tortoise]

Yes, "working" on Sela sounds like a top-notch idea. I think she'd need to prove that she could pull off the stripper thing, which cries out for an extensive and intensive auditioning process.

Let's talk soundtrack. I heard this up and coming artist the other day that I think might be a perfect fit for the project. I can't recall his name, but I believe the song was called "Pussy Fevah." It was a perfectly tailor-made theme song for the Cock character. I even heard there's a sequel. Have you heard of the guy?

 

[tortoise]

Hey! I found a link to the songs!

Definite Cock theme song material, doncha think? Now if we can just get in touch with the artist. Course, his asking price is probably beyond our budgetary reach. Ah well, dare to dream.

 

[Ginny]

lmao....definitely needs an IFB soundtrack....so tickled....visual of your cock....talking....face on that yummy head....babe, you need to get that Pixar producer you know in on it....lil cock animation going on....

 

[Ginny]

not that your cock isn't already quite an animated thang all on its own....we just need help syncing the cockslit/lip stuff....plus he needs eyes....that he can roll up at you....ooohh...i just saw a pink tongue slip out of the cockslit....that was cool....flicking at me.....funnn...

 

[Mia62]

General rating hijack comin' your way...

shooot, so much for General...I just said cum.

Have I told you two lately how much I you?

 

[tortoise]

lmao....definitely needs an IFB soundtrack....so tickled....visual of your cock....talking....face on that yummy head....babe, you need to get that Pixar producer you know in on it....lil cock animation going on....

LMFAO @ Pixar porn!! If she's at this Thursday's dinner, I shall definitely have to run the idea by her. I'll make the visuals the selling point. I mean, Pixar could do an amazing job with the slippery sheen of soapy water on the tight veiny skin. The opalescent soap bubbles in the thick patch of pubic hair would be worth the price of admission in and of themselves, doncha think?

This does not mean I'm abandoning the IFB project, though. I'm thinking we could do a co-production deal, with the Pixar Porn short at the beginning of the full-length live action feature. Or maybe even under the opening credits...?

 

[tortoise]

Re: General rating hijack comin' your way...

shooot, so much for General...I just said cum.

Have I told you two lately how much I you?

nolite te bastardes carborundum

 

[InternationalFunboy]

I came up with a track to be played in the strip club. Now it's kinda out there so bare with me. This will be no ordinary beaver bar with sloppy toothless hookers on stage, it will be a highly theatrical night spot. A place where the elite come to play and to be entertained. I imagine the girls beginning to dance when the track's heavy part comes in, they should dance in unison and the entire scene will be overcranked for an otherworly kinda slow motion floating feeling. Because Cock (and us) wants to see and appreciate every subtle curve and shiny bead of sweat on those amazing bodies.

Get the track "Strippers Theme" here.

 

[tortoise]

I'm listening to it now, and I can friggin' feel each bump and every grind!

Brilliant! Do you work for scale?