An in-depth conversation...

[Mischka]

(This is not related to this thread, but I wanted to say thanks for the av. You posted it in yours & ginny's picture thread. I hadn't thought I would be in there, but after wading through all the great shots, I found this. It's wonderful - thanks. )

 

[InternationalFunboy]

I'm listening to it now, and I can friggin' feel each bump and every grind!

Brilliant! Do you work for scale?

Since I make a fair amount of dough as a gastroenterologist I think scale is fair for my first official score.

 

[tortoise]

(This is not related to this thread, but I wanted to say thanks for the av. You posted it in yours & ginny's picture thread. I hadn't thought I would be in there, but after wading through all the great shots, I found this. It's wonderful - thanks. )

You are more than welcome, Ms. Babuschka, and I'm thrilled that you like it. It does seem like the subject of the illustration is very much in touch with her inner snoob, doesn't it? Sometimes Gin and I would find images that we liked, but that didn't immediately call any particular poster to mind. That image positively screamed Mischka the instant I saw it.

 

[tortoise]

Since I make a fair amount of dough as a gastroenterologist I think scale is fair for my first official score.

<snort>

I had all but forgotten about that. You have a very good memory, which is an ideal trait for a gastroenterologist/composer to possess.

I do enjoy the track very much. As we say in the biz, it has "hips." Very slinky and sensual.

 

[Ginny]

baby, Matt's penis is talking now, too....cool, huh?

 

[tortoise]

Way cool. We could start our own traveling road show.

(as opposed to what? those stationary road shows...?)

My brain could do the announcing, and our cocks would be the star attractions. My brain does a killer Tom Waits impression:

Step right up
step right up
step right up
Everyone's a winner, bargains galore
That's right, you too can be the proud owner
Of the quality goes in before the name goes on
One-tenth of a dollar
one-tenth of a dollar
we got service after sales
You need perfume? we got perfume
how 'bout an engagement ring?
Something for the little lady
something for the little lady
Something for the little lady, hmm
Three for a dollar
We got a year-end clearance, we got a white sale
And a smoke-damaged furniture
you can drive it away today
Act now, act now
and receive as our gift, our gift to you
They come in all colors, one size fits all
No muss, no fuss, no spills
you're tired of kitchen drudgery
Everything must go
going out of business
going out of business
Going out of business sale
Fifty percent off original retail price
skip the middle man
Don't settle for less
How do we do it?
how do we do it?
volume, volume, turn up the volume
Now you've heard it advertised, don't hesitate
Don't be caught with your drawers down
Don't be caught with your drawers down
You can step right up, step right up

That's right, it filets, it chops
It dices, slices, never stops
lasts a lifetime, mows your lawn
And it mows your lawn
and it picks up the kids from school
It gets rid of unwanted facial hair
it gets rid of embarrassing age spots
It delivers a pizza
and it lengthens, and it strengthens
And it finds that slipper that's been at large
under the chaise longe for several weeks
And it plays a mean Rhythm Master
It makes excuses for unwanted lipstick on your collar
And it's only a dollar, step right up
it's only a dollar, step right up

'Cause it forges your signature.
If not completely satisfied
mail back unused portion of product
For complete refund of price of purchase
Step right up
Please allow thirty days for delivery
don't be fooled by cheap imitations
You can live in it, live in it
laugh in it, love in it
Swim in it, sleep in it
Live in it, swim in it
laugh in it, love in it
Removes embarrassing stains from contour sheets
that's right
And it entertains visiting relatives
it turns a sandwich into a banquet
Tired of being the life of the party?
Change your shorts
change your life
change your life
Change into a nine-year-old Hindu boy
get rid of your wife
And it walks your dog, and it doubles on sax
Doubles on sax, you can jump back Jack
see you later alligator
See you later alligator
And it steals your car
It gets rid of your gambling debts, it quits smoking
It's a friend, and it's a companion
And it's the only product you will ever need
Follow these easy assembly instructions
it never needs ironing
Well it takes weights off hips, bust
thighs, chin, midriff
Gives you dandruff, and it finds you a job
it is a job
And it strips the phone company free
take ten for five exchange
And it gives you denture breath
And you know it's a friend, and it's a companion
And it gets rid of your traveler's checks
It's new, it's improved, it's old-fashioned
Well it takes care of business
never needs winding
Never needs winding
never needs winding
Gets rid of blackheads, the heartbreak of psoriasis
Christ, you don't know the meaning of heartbreak, buddy
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon
'Cause it's effective, it's defective
it creates household odors
It disinfects, it sanitizes for your protection
It gives you an erection
it wins the election
Why put up with painful corns any longer?
It's a redeemable coupon, no obligation
no salesman will visit your home
We got a jackpot, jackpot, jackpot
prizes, prizes, prizes, all work guaranteed
How do we do it
how do we do it
how do we do it
how do we do it
We need your business
we're going out of business
We'll give you the business
Get on the business
end of our going-out-of-business sale
Receive our free brochure, free brochure
Read the easy-to-follow assembly instructions
batteries not included
Send before midnight tomorrow, terms available
Step right up
step right up
step right up
You got it buddy: the large print giveth
and the small print taketh away
Step right up
you can step right up
you can step right up
C'mon step right up
(Get away from me kid, you bother me...)
Step right up, step right up, step right up
c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon
Step right up
you can step right up
c'mon and step right up
C'mon and step right up

 

[Ginny]

tortoise, what is your cock saying to you right now?

 

[coffeebean]

I know I am sayin'...**Ginny......you're soooooooooo lucky **

 

[Cleopatra]

hey look! I *still* want to stalk him!

heh.

 

[Ginny]

I know I am sayin'...**Ginny......you're soooooooooo lucky **

tortoise is a nasty man....and that cock....eye yiii yiii....a mind of its own indeed.....

speaking of lucky, bean....go tickle rimmy's hiney hole with your tongue and report back....

 

[coffeebean]

tortoise is a nasty man....and that cock....eye yiii yiii....a mind of it's own indeed.....

**giving you the envy eye**

 

[Ginny]

hey look! I *still* want to stalk him!

heh.

i think he would like that, Cleo.....a lot...

 

[Ginny]

**giving you the envy eye**

just don't give me the bulging outta the socket evil eye......not that it wouldn't sexy as hell....but then i might start thinking about eye socket fucking and that usually grosses people out.....

 

[tortoise]

tortoise, what is your cock saying to you right now?

Heh, I was thinking about this thread just the other day. :squeeze:

With the 3 delicious avatars above, he's mostly speaking in an enthusiastic but incoherent stream-of-consciousness babble. Just a sample:

…mmmm yummy Ginnyass lift it grab those hips pop in pop it out fuck it hard don't stop pumping thrusting pounding sliding so tight oh yes fingers rubbing god yes faster don't stop jiggling clits hips writhing fingers glistening god yes please cum…

He's going on and on like that, non-stop. Unfortunately, it's time to head to work, so I have to try and tune him out for now.

Are Cleo and the bean's avatars part of a new Lit theme week? My cock and I heartily approve of this particular theme. (!!!)

 

[Ginny]

He's going on and on like that, non-stop. Unfortunately, it's time to head to work, so I have to try and tune him out for now.

i hope he wins....<wrapping my hand around him and whispering for him to be naughty and distract you at work>

 

[gypsywitch]

That's the real penis puppetry.

its like magic

 

[Ginny]

i'm glad you didn't use a capital M on that magic.......in addition to making your pussy smell link a stinky man's underpit....it burned my pussy to smithereens!

 

[tortoise]

**giving you the envy eye**

I'm envious of your finger. You ladies are seriously killing me with those avs! :whimpergrowl:

i think he would like that, Cleo.....a lot...

If said stalking were to in any way involve what is going on in her avatar, then damn straight! You know what the thought of a woman engaging in such activities does to me. It's my main weakness, my achilles heel, my cock's kryptonite, my Delilah-bearing-shears, my… well, you get the picture.

i hope he wins....<wrapping my hand around him and whispering for him to be naughty and distract you at work>

:shiver:

What you can do to me with just a word or two…

 

[tortoise]

i'm glad you didn't use a capital M on that magic.......in addition to making your pussy smell link a stinky man's underpit....it burned my pussy to smithereens!

<major London shaving flashbacks>



This is already shaping up to be a "droolspots on the boxers" sorta day.

 

[Cleopatra]

If said stalking were to in any way involve what is going on in her avatar, then damn straight! You know what the thought of a woman engaging in such activities does to me. It's my main weakness, my achilles heel, my cock's kryptonite, my Delilah-bearing-shears, my… well, you get the picture.

I'm glad you got the picture.

And I'd love to hear the conversation when you saw it. heh.

 

[Ginny]

teehee....the cock is winning....tell us what he's saying, baby.....another conversation....

have we done an underpit fucking thread ever?....or was that just us and machi at chat that were into that?

 

[Cleopatra]

Ginny, you're a lucky woman.

 

[tortoise]

It's still pretty much more of the same nasty stream of consciousness babble, completely incoherent and, dare I say, inarticulate.

If Joyce had used such filthy stream-of-consciousness, Ulysses would still be banned today.

I am fairly certain that you did make an "underpit" (heh) fucking thread at one point, baby. Your current av definitely does cry out to be violated in such a manner.

 

[Ginny]

i think you're getting ready to be lucky yourself, Cleo....if he's busy trying to subdue his cock's reaction to your hand in your panties....

 

[tortoise]

Alas, the time has come for me to forcibly wrest back the reins from my unruly cock and get some work done.

Have a delicious day, ladies.