Amish please

[Mom_nxt_door]

Would someone right some more hot Amish stories...please

 

[TxRad]

Would someone right some more hot Amish stories...please

We'll get write on it.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I always found it hard to write (or right, for that matter) about teenage lust among the Amish: there's no back seat in the buggy.

 

[LettersFromTatyana]

*snickers*

I seem to remember someone around here joking about writing an "Amish woman selling unpasteurized milk to an FDA official" romance. Pretty sure I can't think of much to top that in terms of ridiculousness.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

*snickers*

I seem to remember someone around here joking about writing an "Amish woman selling unpasteurized milk to an FDA official" romance. Pretty sure I can't think of much to top that in terms of ridiculousness.

I don't know, Tatyana... I was at the Dayton Farmers' Market in the Shenendoah a few years ago and found myself gazing as much at the cute Amish girl selling her wares as I was looking at the cheeses she was proffering. She seemed to surmise I had some illicit thoughts in my head, and she smiled seductively, asking if I'd like to come back into the storage room for a real treat. I quickly followed her, and managed to get a whole wheel of butterkaese made from raw milk!

 

[3113]

...And then, she got out the butter churn....

 

[TxRad]

...And then, she got out the butter churn....

Maybe it was the butt her churn

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Maybe it was the butt her churn

Do you think she was suggesting, in her subtly demure Amish way, that I should churn her butt? Did I miss an opportunity here?

 

[LettersFromTatyana]

Wait, what's all this butt action y'all are getting? How come the most I ever got offered is extra braising greens?

Geez. I feel so discriminated against.

 

[TxRad]

Wait, what's all this butt action y'all are getting? How come the most I ever got offered is extra braising greens?

Geez. I feel so discriminated against.

Sometimes you just back into situations. Or they back into you.

Maybe ya need to backup more and I'm not talking about the computer.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Sometimes you just back into situations. Or they back into you.

Maybe ya need to backup more and I'm not talking about the computer.

I thought all the ladies of Lit were dilligent about backing up on their hard drives, Tx.

 

[DG Hear]

Would someone right some more hot Amish stories...please

Hey! I wrote an Amish story a couple of years back. Even used a lot of true facts.
"The Amish Woman" Here's the link to it on Lit.

http://www.literotica.com/s/the-amish-woman

 

[3113]

Wait, what's all this butt action y'all are getting? How come the most I ever got offered is extra braising greens?

Geez. I feel so discriminated against.

You have to be like the Amish and do without modern technology. It's the best way to get your fields plowed.

 

[mcguinness]

Rumspringa!

 

[EdwardMidweston]

Rumspringa!

I had that same thought. The custom looks like fertile ground for quite a few good stories. Most of us would probably need to research the Amish a bit to get the details right, but it would probably be worth it.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I had that same thought. The custom looks like fertile ground for quite a few good stories. Most of us would probably need to research the Amish a bit to get the details right, but it would probably be worth it.

Hostetler and Huntingdon have written classic ethnographic studies of the Anabaptists, including Hutterites and Amish.

CSI New York had a rumspringa episode.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Hostetler and Huntingdon have written classic ethnographic studies of the Anabaptists, including Hutterites and Amish.

CSI New York had a rumspringa episode.

So did Bones.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

So did Bones.

I missed that one. I'll have to look for it.
Thanks, Thee

 

[DG Hear]

Hey! I wrote an Amish story a couple of years back. Even used a lot of true facts.
"The Amish Woman" Here's the link to it on Lit.

http://www.literotica.com/s/the-amish-woman

You have to be like the Amish and do without modern technology. It's the best way to get your fields plowed.

I deal with and talk to the Amish most every day. There are a few branching off like the Mennonites or the new order of Amish. They are an interesting sect. Of course I live in Ohio and we have thousands of Amish near us. I just hate getting behind the buggies and going fifteen miles an hour in a no passing zone.

 

[desertslave]

I deal with and talk to the Amish most every day. There are a few branching off like the Mennonites or the new order of Amish. They are an interesting sect. Of course I live in Ohio and we have thousands of Amish near us. I just hate getting behind the buggies and going fifteen miles an hour in a no passing zone.

I grew up in central PA and have family around Lancaster Co. My grandmother was raised Brethren and had a cousin who was Amish (my "Granna" Great Aunt Anna). I used to love going to their farm when I was little. Some day I'd love to put that part of the family tree together to figure out where the break with Amish happened.

 

[DG Hear]

I grew up in central PA and have family around Lancaster Co. My grandmother was raised Brethren and had a cousin who was Amish (my "Granna" Great Aunt Anna). I used to love going to their farm when I was little. Some day I'd love to put that part of the family tree together to figure out where the break with Amish happened.

I have relatives in Pa. also, but not close ones. My mom was born in Pa. but most of the family had moved out. At a certain age the Amish go out into the world and a lot come back but some don't. That's where the big separation comes from. Hope you are able to follow your family tree.

 

[lovecraft68]

No thread about the Amish can be complete without this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg

I love the line "I'm a thousand times more humble than thou art!"

I used and once at a bar where no one got it.

 

[RodenAddison]

I always found it hard to write (or right, for that matter) about teenage lust among the Amish: there's no back seat in the buggy.

No shifter knob and no steering wheel -- I thought it was all back seat.

 

[RodenAddison]

No thread about the Amish can be complete without this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg

I love the line "I'm a thousand times more humble than thou art!"

I used and once at a bar where no one got it.

Too funny, but I think the Amish are pretty cool. Hey! They're doing it there way. Got to respect that, even if the idea about doing the naive Amish girl is pretty enticing.