American geography is AWESOME!

trust me, as a guy you used to be something of a geography nerd, i can't really say that i'm surprised. when i moved to south carolina i'd say at least half of my friends expressed surprised over the fact that south carolina even existed. not all of them were idiots, either. sad, sad times.
 
As an American- I really have no idea what's wrong with that map. Are the cities in the wrong places or something?

see the little indentation near the bottom of the island? that's roughly where the dot for london should actually be.
 
see the little indentation near the bottom of the island? that's roughly where the dot for london should actually be.

Yep. And Cornwall is that whole sticky outy bit in the South West, it's a county not a city.
 
Looks like they're pointing at Falmouth and Norwich, respectively.
 
Yep. And Cornwall is that whole sticky outy bit in the South West, it's a county not a city.

that i didn't know. all i know about cornwall is that it has a funny name and a funny language that for all i know no one even speaks anymore.
 
see the little indentation near the bottom of the island? that's roughly where the dot for london should actually be.

Ah.

Eh, I totally won't retain that. I don't care enough. *shrugs*

I don't know American geography. Sadly, I can get around Hyrule easier then my home state. I just plug my destination into my GPS and obey my robotic overlords. I mean, I don't let them drive me into lakes or anything, but I obey them for the most part. I have the voice of Shelia from Red vs Blue.
 
You are a fucking little island.


Why would we care?

I was trying to find a less douchebag way to say that, but as an American, I have no idea why. That's not the American way. The American was is... well, to be perfectly honest... you are a fucking little island. We totally don't care.
 
oh, and they have a tiny, little hen named after them that costs more to eat even though i've never thought they were all that special.
 
Hey WTF, in my younger days I was at a dance in Memphis. A girl asked me where I was from, I told her Montana, she said "I knew you were from the South by your accent"....:)
 
I love Europeans that get off the plane here in the midwest and say we're going to rent a car for the day and go see the Grand Canyon.
 
lol, we don't know shit about geography.

And we don't care.

For some reason, that's really funny to me.
 
This isn't new. Americans have never been good at geography because for the most part we don't care. We're probably the most egocentric nation on earth. Possibly the most in history.
 
trust me, as a guy you used to be something of a geography nerd, i can't really say that i'm surprised. when i moved to south carolina i'd say at least half of my friends expressed surprised over the fact that south carolina even existed. not all of them were idiots, either. sad, sad times.


a lot of people don't know WV is seperate from virginia.

i wonder if you post from a cell phone, can you be pinpointed from your exact location? you are here...............

and yes i know london is not there. but it is the media, and americans with the educaton they have now. shrugs...............
 
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