Am i the only old newbie?

[Rick DeVille]

Except for Rick.
you couldn't impress me if you tried.

Lucky I'm not trying then, ain't it?

 

[Guest]

 

[Rubyfruit]

Now that's something I'd like to see Fox.

Have I told you how cute you are today? I hope you don't get sick of hearing that particular word, but it's true, you're fucking adorable!

 

[Rick DeVille]

I've got matching nipple tassles, too.

Don't go any further or I'm never gonna be able to look at a santa again

 

[patient1]

I've got matching nipple tassles, too.

LMAO - She's ready for her close-up, Mr DeVille

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[Rick DeVille]

smoooch Ruby-roo!

Hey, you wanna join in? I'm playing with Ricky-poo, that man is damn fine. Isn't he just the most fuckable av on the board?

I get to go first, but.

Well, ok

but only if you leave the hat on

 

[Guest]

 

[kiwiwolf]

<puts hand up>

Make that three. I'm an Aussie too!

And I'm so hot, you can fry eggs on my butt.

But only one on each cheek, mind. Cos it's a small butt.

ISN'T IT!!!

(hint - correct answer here is yes).

If your AV is anything to go by, I think you would have an awesome butt... the sort that would fit nicely into my paws... *EG*

 

[Guest]

 

[kiwiwolf]

<foxy swishes brush tail at wolfie>

Careful... I blush easily...

 

[AusTess]

Okay.
I rushed home from work for THIS?

I need bourbon.

 

[patient1]

Perverted stuff

Okay.
When i get home from work,i expect LOTS of perverted stuff.

Think my breasts,her arse.

Impress me.

Except for Rick.
you couldn't impress me if you tried.

You,are the male version of me.
Without the breasts or the winning smile that i have.


Play nice.
I got me work to be doin.

Very well. Taking a pound of frozen sweet cream butter, I glide it across that foxy little "arse" as we all watch it sizzle, and inhale the scent of frying butter.Nothing like it! Golden rivellets of the bubbling liquid trickle down the backs of her smooth thighs to pool and cool behind her knees.
Ruby gladly takes over buttering Fox's butt for me, so that I can take a soft basting brush and mop up the sweet, salty fluid and paint it upon your beckoning breasts. I use soft , swift, strokes in slow circles until they both glisten from the base to the tips of their taut, tantalizing nipples, and everywhere in between . Then I sprinkle them with a mixture of bread crumbs & grated Parmesan cheese. Turning to the group for an assistant to rub in the breadcrumbs...
I discover that the others were overcome by eagerness. Under Ruby's careful direction Mr Deville had tested Fox's tassels , while she had the Wolf try her tail. Soon Ruby had the little frying pan converted in to a rotisserie!
Being a do-it-yourself kinda guy, I kneaded in the bread crumbs and proceded to make a succulent sandwich. Did you order tongue or sausage?

 

[patient1]

Okay.
I rushed home from work for THIS?

I need bourbon.

Sorry you beat me back here. It's been a Microsoft kind of evening!
FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION (it comes bundled with software!)

 

[sensualgreg]

An OZZIE

Wow . what can i say but Tess , you always knock my socks off

Fox .. would definitely love to see your tassles

Lady ..... great tatt ..... cant wait to get to perth soon

Huggles

Greg

 

[Ladybird]

Winks at Greg...

Heyyyyy thanks Greg... I think a visit to Perth would be well worth your while.....

Foxinsox... what a cutie you are hon...

Hmmmm Tess... you are a tease.. aren't you...<go girl!!>

Looks like Aussie chicks rule !!

 

[AusTess]

A tease?

Moi?
*Batts lashes*
Whatever gave you that idea?

 

[patient1]

Okay.
I rushed home from work for THIS?

I need bourbon.

Welcome back.So how was the bourbon?

 

[PHANTOM5875]

A tease?

Moi?
*Batts lashes*
Whatever gave you that idea?

Oh, NICE picture! I would go *Woof!* *Woof!* but you would just call me "BAD RUDE DOG!", wouldn't ya?

 

[AusTess]

The bourbon is like it always is when i let my husband buy it.

cheap and in cans.*Wrinkles nose*
I married the worlds biggest tight wad.

 

[AusTess]

Woof woof?





My dog heard that and is sitting at my feet salivating.

 

[Rubyfruit]

sensualgreg, is that a picture of your cock tied in a knot?

Curiously,

Ruby

 

[koalabear]

Smart dog.........kind of "perked" me up too!

 

[PHANTOM5875]

Woof woof?





My dog heard that and is sitting at my feet salivating.

Uh, NICE doggie! Don't eat the Phantom. It tastes BAD! , okay?

What's that? "Woof Woof. Bark ruff Bark. Woof Bark Awoooo. Pant Pant Woof. Woofie Woof Bark"

Oops, sorry. We went into doggie speak. Your dog agrees with me that you are extremely hot as well.