Am I Radiating "Hook Me Up" Vibes??

[Moridin187]

[BITCH]

It seems like I am lately.. I mean, hell yeah, I'm lonely, but I hate people trying to fix me up with their friends.. Right now I've got three friends trying to hook me up with three different women.

The first one has issues that are totally, completely, utterly irresolveable, and I've learned to avoid that through hard experience.

The second is completely emotionally isolated, total cold fish.

The latest one hates to read.. total turn off to me.. I'm sorry, but to me "I hate reading." = "I'm a fucking idiot."


[/BITCH]

 

[Wiggles]

So, are you really pissed that they're trying to hook you up? Or that they aren't hooking you up with the right girls?

I used to hate being match maker's (aka good friends) project.

But they're just showing their love, you have to respect that.

By the way, I know this really cool chick, you would so dig her.....

 

[Moridin187]

So, are you really pissed that they're trying to hook you up? Or that they aren't hooking you up with the right girls?

I used to hate being match maker's (aka good friends) project.

But they're just showing their love, you have to respect that.

By the way, I know this really cool chick, you would so dig her.....

I'm pissed that they're trying to get me to ask out girls I don't even know, and I'm pissed that when I Do get to know these girls I realize they're completely wrong for me.

I've always hated it, and the reason why I hate it is because I like to build a base of friendship with a woman before I even think of asking her out. That way we don't start something and a month down the road I find out I can't fucking stand her

I know they're just tryin to help, and I respect it, it's just kinda frustrating.

ARRRRRGGGGGG!!! MOR SMASH!!

 

[BlondGirl]

You know, you could solve all that bitchiness if you would just come down here to South Texas and spend the weekend fucking me instead.

 

[Moridin187]

You know, you could solve all that bitchiness if you would just come down here to South Texas and spend the weekend fucking me instead.

*blink*

*blink blink*

Whoa, that came outta nowhere!

Thank you for the offer.. Dunno if it would Solve the bitchiness, but it certainly couldn't Hurt.

*whistles brightly and pulls out his slim-jim(Not the beef/earthworm food product either)*

How long does it take to get to Texas from Vermont by stolen car?

 

[BlondGirl]

How long does it take to get to Texas from Vermont by stolen car?

I don't know but I would bet it would be a full day's drive without stops.

Do you think it would be worth the drive to have your eyes rolling back in your head from pleasure? Let me see.... you are how old? I wonder if I could introduce you to a pleasure or two that you have only read about before....

 

[Moridin187]

I don't know but I would bet it would be a full day's drive without stops.

Do you think it would be worth the drive to have your eyes rolling back in your head from pleasure? Let me see.... you are how old? I wonder if I could introduce you to a pleasure or two that you have only read about before....

Oh I definitely think it'd be worth it. Hell, it'd be worth a Two month WALK for that kind of pleasure right about now... I'm 19.. and I'm relatively inexperienced(Not saying I don't know what I'm doing.. I know a lot of stuff in theory, I just haven't had much practice, but what I have had, I recieved many compliments) So, you could probably introduce me to a few things.. I love to learn

 

[HarlemBlade]

Ask and you shall receive, Moridin. lol

 

[SimplySouthern]

No. Not at all. I don't know why anyone would try to fix you up.

You seem like a cool guy. I could view you really treating a woman the way a woman wants/deserves to be treated. You have a great sense of humor, are well read and seem to be intelligent.

How in the world could they even THINK of fixing you up with someone? For God's sake....those fucktards.


FYI....I have this friend.....