Am I intimate? Do I scare you?

You told me yesterday that I rock. You are now to be put on a pedastal and worshipped!
 
The lizard tongue is the intimate part, right? And where are you going to put that intimate little tongue?
 
Intimite situation

I'm always surprised when you show up in my shower but, let's face it, I'm definitely a cleaner man for it.

Thanks again.
 
And

I also enjoyed the explicit mural you painted on my ceiling that I have dubbed Kama Sirena.

Oh, and I really appreciated you doing it all in body paint. Cleanup was fun then, too.
 
You haven't been intimate with me, dammit! I wanna be scared of you!
 
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