Am I destined to be a virgin forever?

[3113]

You shouldn't have touched my head like that. Now I am on my way to Pluto to have breakfast with you. Touch me again and you can have my cherry!

Come to me, my pretty virgin. Breakfast is on.

http://a444.g.akamai.net/7/444/703/20060602181841/www.marthastewart.com/images/content/feature/0206_msl_poached.jpg

So what avatar are you going ot have after I've taken that cherry?

 

[i812]

English Lady

How am I supposed to type when you stand there showing me your avatar?

 

[i812]

Come to me, my pretty virgin. Breakfast is on.

http://a444.g.akamai.net/7/444/703/20060602181841/www.marthastewart.com/images/content/feature/0206_msl_poached.jpg

So what avatar are you going ot have after I've taken that cherry?

It looks like the egg is over easy.

As for your question. A blue steel throbber that a cat couldn't scratch.

 

[Vermilion]

Hang on... I didn't get my AV till just recently due (mostly) to lack on inspiration. Are you telling me you have to have made a certain number of posts before you're allowed one?
Shocker.

So... can't say your name conjures up any particular image, but the content of your messages suggests that something rather tongue-in-cheek might be appropriate... not necessarily literally.
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[Selena_Kitt]

Hang on... I didn't get my AV till just recently due (mostly) to lack on inspiration. Are you telling me you have to have made a certain number of posts before you're allowed one?
Shocker.

So... can't say your name conjures up any particular image, but the content of your messages suggests that something rather tongue-in-cheek might be appropriate... not necessarily literally.
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gotta have 100 posts to get an AV...

have to have more than 30, I think, to get the "virgin" under your name to change...

 

[i812]

gotta have 100 posts to get an AV...

have to have more than 30, I think, to get the "virgin" under your name to change...

That is my understanding as well.

Selena Kittyn thanks for being the first to reply to this thread. You will always be first.

 

[English Lady]

English Lady

How am I supposed to type when you stand there showing me your avatar?

I can put it away if you'd prefer

 

[i812]

So... can't say your name conjures up any particular image,
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i812 (I ate one too) or did I misunderstand?

 

[i812]

I can put it away if you'd prefer

NO! I have spent an hour with an imaging manipulation program trying to turn you around. LOL

 

[English Lady]

NO! I have spent an hour with an imaging manipulation program trying to turn you around. LOL

*grins* you're wicked -I think I like you

 

[Vermilion]

*grins* you're wicked -I think I like you

Yup - his humour fits in round here, doesn't it?
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[Lisa Denton]

Before I can recover, Lisa Denton comments. Oh, you. Oh, you naughty, naughty girl.

Who?

Me?

I have been accused of many things.

Some I done, some I didn't do, many I'd like to try.

But you are the first person to accuse me of keepin them a virgin, just bend over and post. post. post.

Welcome to the "AH" Authors Hohouse.

 

[i812]

A great first thread in the wide world of the AH.....

You will fit in nicely here as you seem as crazed as the rest of us.... Keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times and remember the padded walls are only there for your protection and the protection of others....

Welcome to the AH and don't worry, now that you've jumped in with both feet, your cherry will be gone in no time at all and you'll have an AV to rival the best of them....

I apologize for taking so long to thank you for your kind welcome.

Please forgive me for using my thanks to you, to include everybody.

But I began this thread with intent of making everybody else's day, and instead everybody has made mine. Thank you one and all.

 

[3113]

Speaking of AV's...what with Valentine's around the corner, it's time for a change, I think....

 

[i812]

just bend over and post. post. post.

I've said it once, but I'll say it again. Oh, you. Oh, you naughty, naughty girl.

 

[English Lady]

I've just had a thought - i812 = I ate one too -so what did you eat?

 

[i812]

I've just had a thought - i812 = I ate one too -so what did you eat?

Whatever is put in front of me!

 

[shereads]

Not necessarily, Your Holiness. You'd be surprised what people are getting away with.

 

[English Lady]

Whatever is put in front of me!

Good answer! *looks at my AV* I'm in trouble, aren't I?

 

[TxRad]

Good answer! *looks at my AV* I'm in trouble, aren't I?

Not yet but bend on over, grab your ankles, and see what happens......



Not to mention *SPANK*

 

[English Lady]

Not yet but bend on over, grab your ankles, and see what happens......



Not to mention *SPANK*

You devil you, stop giving the virgin such wicked ideas!


Spank you, I love a nice spank

 

[tolyk]

Welcome to the AH, make sure to wear a hard hat, or some sort of safety gear upon your head. It'll come in handy, trust me.

 

[i812]

Welcome to the AH, make sure to wear a hard hat, or some sort of safety gear upon your head. It'll come in handy, trust me.

You have reminded of ihe immortal words of Finley Peter Dunne, "Trust everybody, but cut the cards."

 

[Misty_Morning]

One more, baby...and your on your way to Pluto......

 

[i812]

WOOHOO!!! Thanks to everybody I am not a virgin anymore!