Always spit on the tip

[jezzilee]

Advice from my boss today...


Get your minds out of the gutter we were drilling out a lock

 

[smoothg103rd]

Yeah, my mind was definitely in the gutter.

 

[Recidiva]

I was wondering why you'd spit on cash and change. Bad service?

 

[smoothg103rd]

I was wondering why you'd spit on cash and change. Bad service?

Lol..

 

[bronzeage]

Advice from my boss today...


Get your minds out of the gutter we were drilling out a lock

Your boss wants you to spit on a drill bit? That's not going to help anything.

He has a spit fetish.

 

[chillywilly2]

Your boss wants you to spit on a drill bit? That's not going to help anything.

He has a spit fetish.

Thats what I thought...either that or he's flirting with her

 

[Recidiva]

So your mind should have been in the gutter.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Last week, my colleague was driving a group of us to a meeting. In the garage some giant SUV parked way too close to our car. I said, "Hey would you mind pulling out?" As everyone chuckled I said, "Come on, guys!" The pun was unintentional but the laughter was amazing. Got to love the double entendre.

 

[bronzeage]

So your mind should have been in the gutter.

If a man is alone with a woman for more than 20 minutes and does not steer the conversation toward sex, it's a sign of sociopathy.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

I am sure there is a suitable lubricant that can be purchased, at a store.

Tell him that the act of spitting causes droplets of body fluid to indisciminately spray viruses and bacteria towards other people. Tell him that you would prefer not to be inconsiderate.

 

[chillywilly2]

I am sure there is a suitable lubricant that can be purchased, at a store.

Tell him that the act of spitting causes droplets of body fluid to indisciminately spray viruses and bacteria towards other people. Tell him that you would prefer not to be inconsiderate.

Or just tell him you prefer to swallow

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Or, use soap ? I soap my screws and nails.

 

[chillywilly2]

Or, use soap ? I soap my screws and nails.

I use wax

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Ah, that is why the wax is included. I forgot about that.
Candles can be used, in a pinch.

 

[chillywilly2]

Ah, that is why the wax is included. I forgot about that.
Candles can be used, in a pinch.

Mostly I'm building furniture, so, furniture wax...but yup, candles too

 

[bronzeage]

Or, use soap ? I soap my screws and nails.

Soap will discolor wood and corrode the screws. Rub the screw on an ordinary paraffin candle.

 

[coacheric]

If a man is alone with a woman for more than 20 minutes and does not steer the conversation toward sex, it's a sign of sociopathy.

I thought it meant he's gay!

 

[Recidiva]

I thought it meant he's gay!

No, a gay guy will ask about sex faster. Go to conversational topic.

 

[coacheric]

No, a gay guy will ask about sex faster. Go to conversational topic.

Really? I never knew they would.

 

[Recidiva]

Really? I never knew they would.

Seriously?

Maybe it's just a theater thing. At a cast party once I had a "CHESS" T-shirt and a gay guy didn't know introduced himself by saying "DAMN, girl! Isn't that supposed to be "CHEST?" Where'd you get them thangs?"

 

[Paendragon]

Or, use soap ? I soap my screws and nails.

I did that in the shower this morning. They seemed to like it. I used a loofah on one and my hands on the other.

 

[Recidiva]

I did that in the shower this morning. They seemed to like it. I used a loofah on one and my hands on the other.

Point to Paendragon.

 

[coacheric]

Seriously?

Maybe it's just a theater thing. At a cast party once I had a "CHESS" T-shirt and a gay guy didn't know introduced himself by saying "DAMN, girl! Isn't that supposed to be "CHEST?" Where'd you get them thangs?"

I learn something new each day. Interesting.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

I should have mentioned I share the nails and screws with my husband, He Who Must Be Obeyed.

(Harldly any sleep last night. Oh dear, bad structure.)

I would venture to say that they are his. Thank you for the reminder, that I should lubricate the nails and screws, after I soap them.

 

[Paendragon]

Point to Paendragon.

Winning!