Always Look on the Bright Side of Life

[Dillinger]

Cheer up, Literotica! You know what they say.
Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble, give a wistle!
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...

(music fades in)

...always look on the bright side of life!

(whistle)

Always look on the bright side of life...
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten!
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing,

When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps,
Just purse your lips and whistle -- that's the thing!
And... always look on the bright side of life...

(whistle)

Come on!

(everybody join in!)

Always look on the bright side of life...

(whistle)

For life is quite absurd,
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow!
Forget about your sin -- give the audience a grin,
Enjoy it -- it's the last chance anyhow!

So always look on the bright side of death!
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it.

Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true,
You'll see it's all a show,
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you!

And always look on the bright side of life...

(whistle)

Always look on the bright side of life

(whistle)

Come on guys, cheer up

Always look on the bright side of life...

Always look on the bright side of life...

Worse things happen at sea you know

Always look on the bright side of life...

I mean--what have you got to lose?
you know, you come from nothing
-you're going back to nothing
what have you lost? Nothing!

Always look on the bright side of life...

Here's the MP3 -
http://home.wanadoo.nl/mp3rulz/mpbrightside.mp3

 

[freescorfr]

That's brought a smile to my heart, Dilly.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I would Dilly, but I'm a little doped up on pain pills right now.

Got my wisdom teeth out today.

Pass the ice pack, please.

 

[Guest]

 

[BustyTheClown]

Lol anyone who quotes and/or sings Monty Python has my undying adoration.

 

[ksmybuttons]

I am a whistler. You got me.

 

[Dillinger]

Don't forget the link - you can download the full MP3 of the song... *smile*

 

[ksmybuttons]

I did. Like I said, you got me. I will be whistling as long as I am sitting here. I guess I could put on some other music, but I like to improvise whistle, too. Take a little whistle break. Love to whistle. There is a guy at work with whom I whistle harmony. That is part of the bright side of life.

 

[Sillyman]

I was thinking 'Life of Brian' before i even clicked on the thread...now I'll have that tune stuck in my head and I can't play MP3s...Damn you! *shakes fist*

 

[just pet]

Monty Python is always a great way to brighten the day. Another tune I love to listen to is "Sit On My Face" when I am feeling especially romantic...

www.montypython.net/scripts/sitface.php

I would Dilly, but I'm a little doped up on pain pills right now.

Got my wisdom teeth out today.

Pass the ice pack, please.

Rubyfruit, I am so sorry you are so uncomfortable. May your mouth be back ASAP to its wise brilliant self... Here's the ice pack. And use the acupoint for tooth/gum pain but pressing the front middle of both earlobes with your fingernail...

pet

 

[Dillinger]

OK EVERYBODY WHISTLE NOW!

(You know how to whistle, don't you?

You just put your lips together and...)

 

[Silverlily]

You just put your lips together and...

Blow?

 

[Dillinger]

BLOW!

 

[Nathon_88]

Blow?

Well, that, or you can suck....That's the way I do it.

 

[Dillinger]

BLOW!!!

 

[ksmybuttons]

You can keep going longer if you Suck and Blow!

 

[Silverlily]

Well, that, or you can suck....That's the way I do it.

You suck?




(ba-rump-bump)

 

[Dillinger]

BLOW!!!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it.

I mean--what have you got to lose?
you know, you come from nothing
-you're going back to nothing
what have you lost? Nothing!

 

[amiss]

Well, that, or you can suck....That's the way I do it.

I can whistle by sucking, but it's not nearly as loud.

Actually, I could whistle before I could talk... way back when... and that was by BLOWING.

 

[amiss]

Something else to cheer you up "when you're feeling very small and insecure"

The Galaxy Song! Yay!

Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown, and things seem hard or tough, and people are stupid, obnoxious, or daft, and you feel that you've had quite enough....
Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving,
and revolving at 900 miles an hour,
that's orbiting at 19 miles a second, so it's rekoned,
a sun that is the source of all our power.
The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see,
are moving at a million miles a day in an outer spiral arm, at 40 000 miles an hour,
of the Galaxy we call the Milky Way.
Our Galaxy itself contains 100 billion stars.
It's 100 000 light years side to side,
it bulges in the middle, 16 000 light years thick
but out by us it's just 3000 light years wide.
We're 30 000 light years from galactic central point,
we go round every 200 million years
and our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
in this amazing and expanding Universe.
The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding,
in all of the directions it can whiz.
As fast as it can go,
at the speed of ligh you know,
12 million miles a minute, and tht's the fastest speed there is.
So remember when you're feeling very small and insecure,
how amazingly unlikely is your birth
and pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space
Because there's bugger all down here on Earth.

 

[scylis]

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

 

[amiss]

I was just waiting for that one!
But I can't post it, 'cause I wouldn't know. *shrug*

 

[scylis]

I was just waiting for that one!
But I can't post it, 'cause I wouldn't know. *shrug*

*engage Yoda mode*

be you pure, or for the other team play do you?

 

[amiss]

*engage Yoda mode*

be you pure, or for the other team play do you?

*shake my head* I haven't seen enough Star Wars to know what the hell you're talking about. You wanna try that in English?